I would want to be a fly on the wall when they ask him "so what did you mean you would charge us this if you didn't win"? Odds of Ron going ape shit on him, or is Mosquito man too "chad" for his soy ass to get rough with?
Oh man, I want to see that argument. I can just picture it now.
Ron: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO PAY THAT MUCH!




"
Ron takes his remote out of his pocket and raises it in the air.
Lemoine: "But Ron..."
Lemoine gets up from his chair, wheezing from the effort of standing up. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a large universal remote in one hand and clicks a button, revealing a giant itemized bill
Lemoine: "I am your lawyer. -Wheeze-"
Ron drops to his knees.
Ron: "Noooo! IT ISN'T TRUE! FUNIMATION HIRED YOU!







"
Lemoine: "Search your text messages, you know it to be true. -Wheeze-"
Then, suddenly, Monica appears behind Lemoine, seemingly topless.
Monica: "Nothing personal, kid."
Her hand suddenly grabs Lemoine's free hand, who can't resist due to the extensive damage sustained by the West Nile virus leaving him at ten percent of his power, and uses it to cup her breast.
Monica: "Somebody help! HE'S SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME! AND BEATING MY....Uhhh...BOYFRIEND!"
Ron, suddenly taking the hint, starts beating himself with the remote. Lemoine, having not touched a real woman's breast in decades, starts having an asthma attack, which causes him to fall unconscious and ultimately die of excitement.
Monica, realizing what happened, climbed out the window to leave Ron to take the blame. However, not being the sharpest knife in the crayon box, she didn't realize she was the fifth floor of the building.
I'll leave it at that. I'm pretty sure I'd be upgraded to non-functioning autism if I go any further.