[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[JamFlowMan]

Until an emergency comes along that can't be solved by money personally it's hard to give a shit. Been through this process a few too many times and know how it ends. Not trying to rain on anyone's parade have fun picking apart the story and throwing out theories, it's what this sub forums all about after all.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

The thing I dislike is when he's saying "I don't have any other options, I have to come to you guys"

No, bitch, you do have another option. It's called failure. It happens to everyone.

I didn't like going from 6 figures to working at the Circle K, but you know what motherfucker, that was what was needed to keep the lights on and I god damn did it.

Tell us why you DON'T deserve to fail

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Well you see, he NEEDS that money. Or he'll literally die. And then lose the house.
He has to pay bills every other second after all.

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hate to go to bat for the pigroach, but his phrase "pay bills every second the channel is down" is misleading. He means he's losing money every second the channel is down, which he needs to pay bills.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Wait.... Doesn't he already have an untold emergency he is dealing with that is nobody's business that threatened his house and livelihood that wasn't resolved? So he is double-downing on a second financial emergency that will threaten his house while still having another financial situation that is threatening his livelihood as well? What the fuck.

 

[Salubrious]

Wait.... Doesn't he already have an untold emergency he is dealing with that is nobody's business that threatened his house and livelihood that wasn't resolved? So he is double-downing on a second financial emergency that will threaten his house while still having another financial situation that is threatening his livelihood as well? What the fuck.

He has way more than two emergencies going on simultaneously right now.

To be fair, I would be having emergencies too if I had to pay bills 23 days per month like DSP claims to. The poor guy is having emergencies even though he literally got thousands of dollars from his monthly Twitch payment 9 days ago and I could have sworn someone said he gets his Youtube money on the 22nd but I cannot verify that one.

Edit: Apparently AdSense pays out between the 10th and 14th. My mistake.

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[Meerkat Ink]

For the record: during yesterday's late stream, DSP very clearly stated he will "refuse offline donations" :

No behind the scenes offline donations $1800 emergency October23-2019.mp4














(he didn't record this for Youtube, obviously, so this is taken from DarkDave's Mirror stream @ 30:25 > https://youtu.be/FjPAGTZ3TCA?t=1825)

Quotes:

"Alt_F4, who tipped me a dollar, says: "If you were to get offline donations, would you be transparent about it and add them to the goal?" Yes, the problem is; I don't accept offline donations - they HAVE to go through my tips, it's that simple."

"If anyone tries to email me behind the scenes, saying: "Oh, I wanna do something out of the transparency of everyone", I'm not accepting it. I refuse. It HAS to be through a stream, it's that simple. It has to be through transparent means, so that way it's trackable and you don't have people accusing me of shit."

This is also the guy that did this

so i believe nothing he says

source btw

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

He has way more than two emergencies going on simultaneously right now.

To be fair, I would be having emergencies too if I had to pay bills 23 days per month like DSP claims to. The poor guy is having emergencies even though he literally got thousands of dollars from his monthly Twitch payment 9 days ago and I could have sworn someone said he gets his Youtube money on the 22nd but I cannot verify that one.

Edit: Apparently AdSense pays out between the 10th and 14th. My mistake.

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Then again I wouldn't really think a guy who throws 1500 bucks a month in the garbage to pay for a rapidly deteriorating value Condo and can't sell or rent it out would ever make financially sound decisions at all.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

It's kinda both hilarious and disheartening to see how he changes vibes at the drop of a hat. One second he's going on about how he REALLY needs the help guys. He really needs your halp to pay off his Khando in a week and needs to make this money, then as he's talking we a see a good ol fashion lean in manual ban and a minute or two of calling people assholes with a shit eating grin. That's just really funny to me

Sounds good?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Daily reminder that there is no actual financial emergency, DSP isn't even doing a marathon, hell he's still taking a day off. The only thing he's doing is guilt begging harder so I'll call his bluff. The only "financial emergency" is the same one he's been having for half a decade: He doesn't get paid as much as he used to and he wants more.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Another year to add to the beggacy; another end of the year emergency. We've got twenty more years of this shit, easily. He's practically a pupa stuck in stasis at this point.

It's going to be so surreal to see this old ass manchild still pulling this shit from a nursing home. Maybe nursing home is optimistic... He's going to be 65 and still pulling this shit from his dusty man cave in Renton. Ridiculous.

I'm hopeful for the "divorce emotionally distant uncaring manchild husband" story arc followed by "forced back to Moms basement" (where he belongs). nothing though will stop this manlet's grifting.Mamma must be so proud.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'm sure he'll scrounge the 1800 for whatever the fuck it is.

But then his Thanksgiving marathon will be lower than last year because he drained his fans wallets earlier than normal this year.

Then Christmas/New Years will be lower than last year.

Phil has some weird financial permanency issue where he is CONVINCED getting money now means the money he is counting on being there later is still floating out there untouched.

I wonder how much Kat existing increases his bills.

Is he doing the Leanna where her phone is on his plan? What about car insurance? Etc and etc.

Its possible that he'd debt spiraling again because the careful balance of income to throwing money into a dumpster is unbalanced by Kat simply being there at all.

I doubt her part time retail job covers many costs.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

It would seem like if he were in an actual financial emergency, he wouldn't play games like Plants vs Zombies, where he normally nets >$20 per stream of it (Not counting last night because of the $1800 tip goal of course). He wouldn't skip Code Vein, and would probably play any game even remotely Souls-like, because the rage from said videos is his claim to popularity. He did an "emergency" Dark Souls stream a few times in the past.

Also of note, It is awfully suspicious that here lately he has been getting close to 500 viewers for games that aren't particularly AAA games and or popular whatsoever, and getting very "lucky" tips wise. He is purposely avoiding anything remotely difficult, including rage-quitting Mario Kart snes. Not really willing to put forth any effort, and is riding off fumes somehow.

 

[Slimy Time]

This is the thing I find most fascinating about DSP.

He is SO DESPERATE to convince people that he isn't spending money because then he thinks he won't be able to beg as hard (since he has money to spend) that he comes across so much worse.

No guys, I didn't pay for my own wedding! My elderly dying parents bought everything for me AND gave me $4,000+ for taxes. I just happened to waste $24 on two Wifi passes on the flight (one of which I couldn't even use) and spent like $50 in airline snacks and food. Why are you fucking dummies criticising me for spend $50 on food; we HAD to eat! See what I mean? These fucking trolls just want my wife and I to starve apparently.

IDK, I find these faggots who give cover his ass far more fascinating. Just why? With an E-Thot, you get to see some cleavage or some ass, but why this fucking guy? Especially these guys who drop 1k+, there are better things to spend that money on. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Daily reminder that there is no actual financial emergency, DSP isn't even doing a marathon, hell he's still taking a day off. The only thing he's doing is guilt begging harder so I'll call his bluff. The only "financial emergency" is the same one he's been having for half a decade: He doesn't get paid as much as he used to and he wants more.

Exactly. He went on to babble so much that he explained the 'Financhu REEmergency' is just that if he doesn't get this munny he won't be "on pace" with where HE wants to be regarding either some debt he is trying to get paid-off or getting his Wakando's loan holder to approve a refinance.

The entire REEmergency literally boils down to: "You guys aren't giving me enough 'moar munny' for what I want, and it's hurting me! REE!"
And then he gets on camera like a still-shitting-in-his-pants toddler and says "You guys, I decided I want my Christmas munny now!" It's the fucking Wolverine Toy tantrum all over again, 'give it too me now because I can't delay gratification of something I decided I want'. This dude thinks his fans keep separate bank accounts titled "DSP's X-mas Munny" they save up in just to give to him.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

But isn't that how every intellectual acts? If you're not getting angry at the plebs and constantly talking down to them how will they know how smart you are? It's not like he can politely address these questions calmly and just explain his reasoning, he has to humiliate them.

Seriously though, he does this shit a lot. He'll act like he can't believe someone is asking a question or multiple people are asking the same kind of question. He then acts like every person should know the answer to the question at all times, otherwise you're just so stooopid dood.

Dave, not everyone is in your stream at all times you fucking donkey. Not a good way to treat the people you're literally begging for money.

Stop acting like a cunt when you apparently need these peoples help.

He can't actually answer your question, cause that'd prove everything he just said wrong. No, instead of answering or explaining, he's going to simply tell EVERYONE or sometimes no one that there's a "moron" in chat who's been annoying him for some reason he can't explain before lean in banning them.

He just got through explaining to those "morons" that he needs support through $1800 to pay for his Khando a second before tossing them out along with their wallets or the possibility of them telling more people to come.

Great logic, Dave. Ban the people who need more reasons or proof that you're gonna lose your house like you said 2-3 years ago.

 

[samovski]

He can't actually answer your question, cause that'd prove everything he just said wrong. No, instead of answering or explaining, he's going to simply tell EVERYONE or sometimes no one that there's a "moron" in chat who's been annoying him for some reason he can't explain before lean in banning them.

The classic DSP avoidance tactic, doesn't really answer whatever was asked, just call them a moron, try and get chat to laugh at them for daring to ask something then probably ban them.

Never change Dave, needs 1800 off his viewers desperately or he's getting sued, calls those same viewers stupid within 24 hours. Makes me wonder if he knows he's got the money coming so he doesn't give a shit, anything he make inbetween is just gravy.

 

[Kcidkcussdom]

I wonder how much Kat existing increases his bills.

Is he doing the Leanna where her phone is on his plan? What about car insurance? Etc and etc.

Its possible that he'd debt spiraling again because the careful balance of income to throwing money into a dumpster is unbalanced by Kat simply being there at all.

I doubt her part time retail job covers many costs.

Tbh he probably pays all her bills and her job money is her play money. Khet seems like she doesn't take DSPs shit like leanna did. She comes off that way to me at least.

 

[Shambler]

what i don't get is phil said there was no goal aside from "i get to keep my house" like he couldn't think of something basic like, "i'll show you guys my game list and if you meet this goal or greater, fuck the schedule i'll play anything you want" like nigger you're going to lose your fucking house TRY and get people to fucking care

 

[sammyrdurham]

Your wife should be helping you through all of this.

Yeah, but, for some reason, Phil is not allowed to touch his soulmaid's money.

She bought Outer Worlds using her own money "to save him some money" and Phil tried to use the Gameshare feature for the PS4 so he can play it on his PS4, didn't work.

The balls this guy has... demands $1,800 over a 7-day period but refuses to say why.

Is him not keeping his gout mansion so he can keep giving you quality khantent a good enough of an incentive for you to tip? Stupid idiot.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

what i don't get is phil said there was no goal aside from "i get to keep my house" like he couldn't think of something basic like, "i'll show you guys my game list and if you meet this goal or greater, fuck the schedule i'll play anything you want" like nigger you're going to lose your fucking house TRY and get people to fucking care

He doesn't want to set the precedent that people should expect anything from him.
It's been proven that despite putting forth zero effort, dumbfucks still shower him with cash.
Only way that any change is possible, in his streams or in his life, is if people stop paying him.