DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LiquidCancer]

doesn't phil own one of these? sell it for cash!
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He saw one sell, or someone has an asking price of $700 so he refuses to sell it for anything less. We went through this last year when he tried to sell the statues he said he could sell this plaque but he wants top dollar for it.

He seems to think that it will always increase in value even though CM Punk fucked up his career and got destroyed in MMA. Now he just sits at home and talks shit on Twitter kinda like Phil. I think $350 is probably fair if you're a really big CM Punk fan but the problem is anyone who was a big fan already owns that stupid thing and he's never going to make new fans at this point so there is very little secondary market.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

What the fuck?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Ofc Phil says him and Kat swapping PS4 pro's to gameshare "isn't viable". Because spending $60 when you you're broke as fuck is preferable to 10 minutes of unplugging, carrying and plugging in their consoles.

That's a great point and should be brought up to him. If he's on the verge of losing his house, surely his SOUL MATE, would understand he needs to borrow the PS4 for a little while to save some cash.
If his excuse is anything other than, great idea, lets do it.... he's' lying. It also suggests extreme levels of cuckery. You're supposed to be a team now, phil! You're married! She's not willing to sacrifice letting you play her console when she's at work? That's fucked.

 

[Forbidden Math]

That's a great point and should be brought up to him. If he's on the verge of losing his house, surely his SOUL MATE, would understand he needs to borrow the PS4 for a little while to save some cash.
If his excuse is anything other than, great idea, lets do it.... he's' lying. It also suggests extreme levels of cuckery. You're supposed to be a team now, phil! You're married! She's not willing to sacrifice letting you play her console when she's at work? That's fucked.

It was already brought up to him and he complained about how much effort it would require.

Edit: In fact here is the exact reaction. I had forgotten what a dick he was about people pointing it out, like they're the stupidest people in the world for thinking he could do that.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Hard to tell if people posting on his forums are sincere or trolls, but:

I really don't think Phil should mention his financial situation at all.

Just for his own peace of mind. Hes constantly talking about how hes in the worst situation of his life and he has a lot of expenses and things to pay, but when anyone asks him to elaborate he says its none of their business, as if he hadnt been trying to make it the audiences business by constan...

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[Salubrious]

That's a great point and should be brought up to him. If he's on the verge of losing his house, surely his SOUL MATE, would understand he needs to borrow the PS4 for a little while to save some cash.
If his excuse is anything other than, great idea, lets do it.... he's' lying. It also suggests extreme levels of cuckery. You're supposed to be a team now, phil! You're married! She's not willing to sacrifice letting you play her console when she's at work? That's fucked.

Or he can just play any of his other systems. He has an XBox. He has a Switch. Hell, bust out the PS3.

It was already brought up to him and he complained about how much effort it would require.

That's a level of laziness I can't even fathom. And I'm a guy that almost bought a second Switch dock for essentially the same reason. Difference is that I knew I was being lazy AND I wasn't complaining about it for my livelihood.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

It was already brought up to him and he complained about how much effort it would require.

Edit: In fact here is the exact reaction. I had forgotten what a dick he was about people pointing it out, like they're the stupidest people in the world for thinking he could do that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HQHkAJ8YwUI:2261

Ok this pisses me off. He is so pussy whipped and fucking LAZY.

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

Ok this pisses me off. He is so pussy whipped and fucking LAZY.

"My hair is only nice after I had a shower".

This shit is just writing itself at this point.

 

[samovski]

It was already brought up to him and he complained about how much effort it would require.

Edit: In fact here is the exact reaction. I had forgotten what a dick he was about people pointing it out, like they're the stupidest people in the world for thinking he could do that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HQHkAJ8YwUI:2261

But isn't that how every intellectual acts? If you're not getting angry at the plebs and constantly talking down to them how will they know how smart you are? It's not like he can politely address these questions calmly and just explain his reasoning, he has to humiliate them.

Seriously though, he does this shit a lot. He'll act like he can't believe someone is asking a question or multiple people are asking the same kind of question. He then acts like every person should know the answer to the question at all times, otherwise you're just so stooopid dood.

Dave, not everyone is in your stream at all times you fucking donkey. Not a good way to treat the people you're literally begging for money.

Stop acting like a cunt when you apparently need these peoples help.

 

[sammyrdurham]

Calls the plug segments a "necessary evil" and that he "hates doing them and wished he could just jump right in the gameplay".

 

[kebab4you]

Phil is acting extra annoying on Twitter today

 

[Comma]

DSP has surpassed the point of being able to blend in with the wall behind him because his skin is actually whiter than the wall itself.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

His life (more like existence) is fucking trash. This guy is pushing 40 and knows nothing about life, he has experienced barely anything in his hermit life, he doesn't have friends and the ones he did have are ashamed to be associated with him, the people who like him are actual troubled individuals with all kinds of issues, the people who dislike him fuck with him all the time, his wife has mental problems and is pretty stupid tbh, he lives in fear because he's too much of a lazy fuck to take his life in his own hands, his parents are definitely not proud of him or what he does, he is infamous on the internet for being a scummy sack of shit, his atrophied body is decomposing live in front of an audience, his hairline is out for lunch and he has gout.


All of this and I haven't even mentioned his financials.


Don't let all the shiny consoles, new games and khando fool you that he's having a good life.

I didn’t say he has a good life, I said it’s perfectly fine and I stand by that outside of whatever debt he has. There are plenty of people with actual shit lives that would give up something as superfluous as a hairline or friends if it got them a bed to sleep in at night, clean clothes and three meals a day.

His social life is a fucking mess but outside of his debt and his shitty health(both products of his own design) all the shit he whines and cries about is as first world problem as you can get, I’ve seen high schoolers act more mature in the face of the kinda adversity dark whines about.

My point was despite how much he’s absolutely managed to fuck his life over at every step, he still never faced real challenges that people struggle through and has things pretty cozy. He cries about the world absolutely fucking him when in reality he’s fucked himself over at every chance yet despite this he’s lucked out of ever having to face meaningful obstacles in life, which is why everyone is so eager to see this shit show come crashing down, they want see the moment when this lazy baby realizes he could’ve had shit a lot worse than just a bad hairline and being a social loser.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

DSP has surpassed the point of being able to blend in with the wall behind him because his skin is actually whiter than the wall itself.

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And that's a screencap from a 480 camera no? Jesus the motherfuckers so sickly he on the paleness scale of a frozen McRib and ET when Elliot's brother found him in the ditch.

I need that money dood I really do I gotta phone home, I'm literally dying here and I dunno what's going in in chat I think I'll reach up and refresh the page cause there's no pahsitive activity *ie: wheelchairs throwing away their disability checks*.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This shit really annoys me with him, this guy is such a massive baby. He’s never known what it’s like to go hungry, he’s never been out on the street, he’s never been unable to afford or get a massive medical procedure. this guy has been coddled his whole life and acts like the world is out to get him because people online laugh at him when he struggles to add up basic numbers in his head

It’s seriously toxic as shit to act like this when outside of debt his life is perfectly fine. Like he’s just so pathetic, he’s not worth pissing on, I just wanna look him in the eyes and call him the massive baby he truly is

When he talks about hard times and shit he means having to shop at Walmart and not being able to eat out at anywhere more expensive then Dennys. He has a massively warped sense of everything and he thinks that he is above a typical regular person. This dude has plenty of fall backs that he refuses to use to help his financial situation because most of them would involve him not being able to go eat Indian or Japanese food 2-4 times a week.

I didn’t say he has a good life, I said it’s perfectly fine and I stand by that outside of whatever debt he has. There are plenty of people with actual shit lives that would give up something as superfluous as a hairline or friends if it got them a bed to sleep in at night, clean clothes and three meals a day.

His social life is a fucking mess but outside of his debt and his shitty health(both products of his own design) all the shit he whines and cries about is as first world problem as you can get, I’ve seen high schoolers act more mature in the face of the kinda adversity dark whines about.

My point was despite how much he’s absolutely managed to fuck his life over at every step, he still never faced real challenges that people struggle through and has things pretty cozy. He cries about the world absolutely fucking him when in reality he’s fucked himself over at every chance yet despite this he’s lucked out of ever having to face meaningful obstacles in life, which is why everyone is so eager to see this shit show come crashing down, they want see the moment when this lazy baby realizes he could’ve had shit a lot worse than just a bad hairline and being a social loser.

His social life could be good if he wanted it to be but he wants to control everything and not risk sharing a piece of the pie. Rambo scarred him for life when he did that podcast and I bet DSP wakes up to nightmares of PandaLee doing a stream with Tevin. He cut out twitch streamers with larger audiences and didn't even expand on his interview with The Quartering (They could've easily played some games on stream together) marketing 101 stuff that almost anyone who is trying to build something knows to do but he refuses.

His biggest issue that has gotten worse over the last year is his lying. It's driving away viewers and he always doubles down and changes the lore of something he said a month ago. Plenty of streamers make money from paypigs without begging for it and lying about their past but DSP decided to go about it in a way which will drive people to almost always eventually stop consuming content and donating and actively root against him and/or become detractors. Add in his paypigs getting doxed and him refuses to talk about it and setting his chat to delete mentions of it and you just have a recipe for failure.

 

[sammyrdurham]

DSP has surpassed the point of being able to blend in with the wall behind him because his skin is actually whiter than the wall itself.

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I really feel like his skine tone suddenly got MUCH lighter lately.

What the fuck happened? It's like he has one of those studio lights right onto him.

 

[samovski]

I really feel like his skine tone suddenly got MUCH lighter lately.

What the fuck happened? It's like he has one of those studio lights right onto him.

He looks worse overall lately. IDK if he's having health issues (whether he knows or not) or if his shit lifestyle has just suddenly hit him like a truck but fucking hell, he legit needs to see a doctor I think.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He looks worse overall lately. IDK if he's having health issues (whether he knows or not) or if his shit lifestyle has just suddenly hit him like a truck but fucking hell, he legit needs to see a doctor I think.

DSP tries it: fix my lifestyle? Fuck that, the doctor's a detractor! (Seems obvious that this could happen given Phil's rants about his bills)

 

[MoonRocker]

He looks worse overall lately. IDK if he's having health issues (whether he knows or not) or if his shit lifestyle has just suddenly hit him like a truck but fucking hell, he legit needs to see a doctor I think.

No need to speculate on health issues. They're coming for sure.

But a sedentary lifestyle of not exercising, eating badly, not getting sunlight (and you only need like 30 minutes of sun a day, really, at most), excessive stress, and drinking will turn you into the fucking moleman/ ghoul that DSP has become.

He's just really unhealthy. And has forsaken the most formative years of his life. DSP is not getting his late 20s and the entirety of his 30s back. Ever. And that's when you're supposed to build the foundation for your future.

Turns out... he has no future.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

No need to speculate on health issues. They're coming for sure.

But a sedentary lifestyle of not exercising, eating badly, not getting sunlight (and you only need like 30 minutes of sun a day, really, at most), excessive stress, and drinking will turn you into the fucking moleman/ ghoul that DSP has become.

He's just really unhealthy. And has forsaken the most formative years of his life. DSP is not getting his late 20s and the entirety of his 30s back. Ever. And that's when you're supposed to build the foundation for your future.

Turns out... he has no future.

A life of begging, constantly drinking Gin, and sitting on your ass playing games to grow a "ten year legacy" (Begacy) will do that to ya. But yeah he's getting right into the spirit of Halloween a week before.

He's apparently so stressed over losing his house because of the money he owes to pay the Khando that he already looks like a fucking ghoul.