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Phil has no time to watch any television. He barely gets to watch wrestling from the time his 2nd stream ends and when Kat gets home.

Except when he forgets this narrative and tells us how he binge watched Looney Toons or some animal shows.

Did Phil have more free time five years ago when he moved to Washington? He must have because the first thing he did was buy a new television and order three cable boxes so he could watch TV in every room of his house. He must have more time back then because he was not only doing two daily streams, he was making dsp tries it, the week in preview, ask the king, the hateful truth, wrestling videos, house tour and Christmas blogs, etc. As well as making edited content for Kogaming.

So let's believe that Phil has no time for anything these days even though there is video proof of him actually putting out more content five years ago.
 
"I'm just so busy, I work 21 hours a day" = "Kat wants to do some stupid shit like go to a party with work friends or go downtown to Seattle to watch Fireworks and I need an excuse"

Same way "dood I gave no freetime" meant "dood I don't want to go to Leanna's brother's wedding"
 
He's never had time for anything. I think Tevin put it best:

"I'm single dood, I don't have time for that."
"I have a girlfriend now dood, I don't have time for that."
"I'm married now dood, I don't have time for that."
"I'm divorced now dood, I don't have time for that."

His personal relationship status really has always been his go-to excuse, apart from "working all day." As if other (much more productive) streamers and youtubers don't have GFs/wives.
 

















Maybe.. just maybe you had an audience for games like these if you stopped being a narcissistic, boring, out of touch and lazy content creator who constantly gets baited by people dropping keywords or troll cheers that get you riled up on gin-fueled rants.
Maybe.. just maybe if you wouldn't show to your late night CHILL streams tipsy you wouldn't contradict yourself as much as you already do.
Maybe.. just maybe if you you'd man up and return to the work-force instead of seeking refuge in your gated community, you could live a normal life and might be able to pay off your debts so you wouldn't need overdraft-notices by your bank to be your alarm in the morning.

I DEFINITELY need to take a sip now, good lord :fapcup:
 
can someone give me an answer as to why stranger things 3 got a game? like why and what does this have to do with the show whats the point, was the show even that good? it looked like shit the last time i saw anything about it but maybe its not my show
 
Was this linked before? Thats one ad every 6 minutes in the first hour

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can someone give me an answer as to why stranger things 3 got a game? like why and what does this have to do with the show whats the point, was the show even that good? it looked like shit the last time i saw anything about it but maybe its not my show
It's one of Netflix's biggest shows and has had a mobile game for ages now. This is just a slight upgrade and story update to that one.
 
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Maybe.. just maybe you had an audience for games like these if you stopped being a narcissistic, boring, out of touch and lazy content creator who constantly gets baited by people dropping keywords or troll cheers that get you riled up on gin-fueled rants.
Maybe.. just maybe if you wouldn't show to your late night CHILL streams tipsy you wouldn't contradict yourself as much as you already do.
Maybe.. just maybe if you you'd man up and return to the work-force instead of seeking refuge in your gated community, you could live a normal life and might be able to pay off your debts so you wouldn't need overdraft-notices by your bank to be your alarm in the morning.

I DEFINITELY need to take a sip now, good lord :fapcup:
>...why do these games have an audience but then when I try to play people complain and don't want to watch?"

Jesus christ I wonder why, Phil. Would it hurt to put yourself in the viewers shoes and watch your own shit for once? He really does not give a shit about viewers and he's the only one having "fun" at this point because he is the one playing the game, and receiving money for doing so, and not the viewer suffering through his dry content.
 
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Maybe.. just maybe you had an audience for games like these if you stopped being a narcissistic, boring, out of touch and lazy content creator who constantly gets baited by people dropping keywords or troll cheers that get you riled up on gin-fueled rants.
Maybe.. just maybe if you wouldn't show to your late night CHILL streams tipsy you wouldn't contradict yourself as much as you already do.
Maybe.. just maybe if you you'd man up and return to the work-force instead of seeking refuge in your gated community, you could live a normal life and might be able to pay off your debts so you wouldn't need overdraft-notices by your bank to be your alarm in the morning.

I DEFINITELY need to take a sip now, good lord :fapcup:
It's really not a difficult concept to grasp: you get the audience you deserve and cater to. If you're a laid-back, easy-going streamer that loves streaming old games or obscure indie games, guess what kind of people you're going to attract? Not a lot of ADD attention-seeking viewers that only love actionfilled games.

But if you're a spastic clown that relies on raging at new AAA games to entertain viewers because you're a shit streamer, guess what audience you're gonna get?
 
It's one of Netflix's biggest shows and has had a mobile game for ages now. This is just a slight upgrade and story update to that one.
Wow so Phil is playing a literal mobile game. He bought the hype. No wonder he likes it. He should stream some WWE Supercard for everyone so we can see him in his true element.
 
I cant get over how ugly Phil is,just look at him,no chin,no cheekbones,overall weak facial features,big nose,his hair looks oily because he doesnt bathe,when he shaved you cloud see his double chin very well but now he hides it with that goatee (which is something very typical for fat people,they grow facial hair to hide their fat face),he has massive tits in every video you see him,he is fat and has zero muscle in his body.

I just think its funny when you see how Phil looks in real life and compare it to the gigachad image he portrays of himself where he had all the women when he was younger and was a bodybuilder who still kept some muscle to this day("I can still do the pec dance") and now married Kat who "looks like a swimsuit model",when in reality he was an incel until he meet Leanna and the only reason women are with him is because he provides a house and pays the bills.

Not to mention that for someone that supposedly talks all day (we know 70% of his stream is dead silence) he has NO buccal tonus. His lips and jaw are flaccid. It looks like he has no teeth at all. Doesn't help that he smiles like a tight lipped tard in his pictures. Show us your teeth, Phil.
 
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Maybe.. just maybe you had an audience for games like these if you stopped being a narcissistic, boring, out of touch and lazy content creator who constantly gets baited by people dropping keywords or troll cheers that get you riled up on gin-fueled rants.
Maybe.. just maybe if you wouldn't show to your late night CHILL streams tipsy you wouldn't contradict yourself as much as you already do.
Maybe.. just maybe if you you'd man up and return to the work-force instead of seeking refuge in your gated community, you could live a normal life and might be able to pay off your debts so you wouldn't need overdraft-notices by your bank to be your alarm in the morning.

I DEFINITELY need to take a sip now, good lord :fapcup:
Oh man, that clip. "Why is it that games like this have an audience but when I try and play them people complain and don't want to watch?" What a quote. Another Phil slip where he cuts close to the truth (the game has to be entertaining, people don't want to watch DSP), but misses it by a mile asking the question like the answer isn't right there.

Also love him making fun of his viewers right to their faces.
 
Does anyone else find it extremely gay how Phil keeps saying "the modern era". There's no reason for it, it just sounds stupid when he says it. Even worse still is "hardcore gaming season"

I explained this in the Words DSP misuses thread. "Modern Era" is an SJW phrase used to combat sexism, racism, misgendering, etc. "I can't believe people think there are only two genders in modern era..." It is meant to say that we as a society should treat everyone equal and we don't live in the 1960's anymore or some shit like that. Phil is using this phrase incorrectly.
>...why do these games have an audience but then when I try to play people complain and don't want to watch?"

Jesus christ I wonder why, Phil. Would it hurt to put yourself in the viewers shoes and watch your own shit for once? He really does not give a shit about viewers and he's the only one having "fun" at this point because he is the one playing the game, and receiving money for doing so, and not the viewer suffering through his dry content.
Phil has put himself in his viewers' shoes and watched his own content. That's what his retrospective events are. Surprisingly to no one, Phil finds watching his own gameplay boring. He is able to comment on his old game reviews or DSP Tries It videos. He can watch his old vlogs. When it comes to watching old gameplay he skips around and asks chat when the good part is.
 
He should stream some WWE Supercard for everyone so we can see him in his true element.
"Keep in mind everyone, the best way to support me during this CHILL gameplay session of WWE Supercard is to tip me; by tipping me, I can afford all of these microtransactions going on in this game, and I can ensure that you guys will enjoy this type of khantent. The stream chat always loved when I talked about WWE, so naturally they enjoy watching me play this game. Sound good?"

I like how the description is for Judgement.
Good catch. It's amazing how confused and lazy this old man is. A 60 year old retired boomer in the body of a.. well, not a 37 year old. He looks like he's about to hit the 50s next year.
 
If he's really that desperate for tips again, what the hell could he be blowing this kind of money on though? Even if Kat is high maintenance and he's buying some useless shite, how can you burn 11K in a month? I'm convinced he's pocketing some of it and lying about it.

I maintain my opinion on DSP's desire for large amounts of cash from this post I made in October 2017. Maybe DSP found a better, albeit temporary way for fans to give cash to him, which only seems to go towards his black hole of debt. Anyone who vaguely understands his life already knows that most cash he gets is probably immediately thrown into his black hole of debt, far before he has any way of buying a video game:
Face it, Phil is the banks favorite kind of customer. Revolving debt, credit card debt, home mortgage debt, car loan debt. Phil has it all, and even if it is 90% of his expenditure, it has to be a significantly high amount. He's not fully drowning just yet, but his head is bobbing just above the water. Why on earth would any bank extend a loan to Phil for that car he bought a few months ago? Because they know they can get more out of him.

Perhaps he recently smartened up and began diverting money away from immediately due payments and found a way to enjoy small amounts of money while being able to temporarily ignore his many lines of credit, and found a way of stopping them from completely depleting his immediate income for a short time, but this will only ever be temporary. Everyone knows the banks will eventually get their way if he can't make payments in a punctual manner.

But... with the marriage saga, if he acted on his mom's advice and stopped paying off his CT khando, its probable that his refusal to make payments actually acted to cause flags on his credit report. This was something people speculated on long ago in this thread and the DSP finance thread, and probably resulted in his expected payments significantly increasing.

Because of this tangle in repayment, it seems likely that any other lines of credit (credit cards, loans & vehicle loans) have seen increased minimum payments in recent times. If they haven't already, then its probable they'll be increased shortly. If he outright refuses to make CT khando payments, then it can be expected he will receive some form of credit score punishment, or even a lien on his CT khando property, both of which would probably result in his creditors increasing demands surrounding minimum payments.

If DSP is genuinely already reaching the point of being overdraft several times, then its more than likely he's actually being expected to repay far more in terms of interest than he ever expected anytime soon. Either you imagine he's buying khet a lot of dumb shit, or that he's entering a battle arena with creditors, but either way, he seems to require a lot more immediate cash than ever before.

The reason he acts as if he's in despair about his money is most easily explained because he is: no matter how much money he gains in the short term: it will end up likely failing to counteract his array of creditors, who have probably already decided he is incapable of paying further and have already cut up his assets in terms of immediate returns.

Even if they've asked for more cash in the meantime, he probably has no hope of escaping and any cash he gets right now probably only gives him a few more weeks to avoid the inevitable clutch of his creditors.

DSP's current dramatization of life and attempts at trying to increase his immediate cash reserves through tipping, seems only aimed at paying his immediate debts and perhaps temporarily warding off his creditors, but its hard to see this increased level of tips following through much longer, and that is why I put this image here:

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A death spiral. That's what I believe we're seeing right now.

He may be able to get more tips than usual for now, but eventually things will fall short. His creditors are probably just waiting for his final fuck up, and are already circling his corpse, and when he says he's overdrafted its probably true & authentic, until the time where he can't make any payment towards his debts and is fucked in all terms of finality. That is when he'll have no other option besides declaring bankruptcy and the autism vortex will become undone.

I suggest in the event of DSP's autism vortex becoming unwrapped, sheltering yourself in an underground shelter, because I'm sure as shit that even fucking bigfoot will be seen at that point. Yes, when DSP's debt finally falters, I predict we will not only see not only legit space aliens but also several eons of autism present themself in a short span of time. At this point, I would hide, if you can. If the planet doesn't fail when DSP's debt does so, I will be amazed.
 
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I explained this in the Words DSP misuses thread. "Modern Era" is an SJW phrase used to combat sexism, racism, misgendering, etc. "I can't believe people think there are only two genders in modern era..." It is meant to say that we as a society should treat everyone equal and we don't live in the 1960's anymore or some shit like that. Phil is using this phrase incorrectly.

Phil has put himself in his viewers' shoes and watched his own content. That's what his retrospective events are. Surprisingly to no one, Phil finds watching his own gameplay boring. He is able to comment on his old game reviews or DSP Tries It videos. He can watch his old vlogs. When it comes to watching old gameplay he skips around and asks chat when the good part is.
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