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I was watching this video on his Sinking City playthrough and I got super triggered by this moment just under a minute in.

https://youtu.be/Vd8NFqEdHwA?t=45

Phil thinks the game is glitched. He's using a walkthrough but the portal he needs or whatever won't spawn. So what's his brilliant master plan to solve this? Save the game and restart. Save over his only save file. With what he thinks is a glitched, progress broken version of the game. Possibly locking him into said state because now he has no save to go back to. How I ask you, does someone who has played games for this long have zero common sense?
what do you expect phil to do? double check his work? PFFT only NERDS and PUSSYS need to double check if they got it right, phil OBVIOUSLY found every clue, how else would he do it, he found everything on the first go and there is no way he couldn't
 
I particularly enjoyed watching the final boss in Minecraft last night.

He thought he had timed everything perfectly for clock-out time, but didn't have the resources to fulfill a paypig's request. For something like 20-30 minutes, he was absolutely miserable and hating life, all because of a tiny bit of overtime, and all because he's terrified of that chargeback.

Long live the Minecraft villager Mr Twister. May your donation contribution tip interaction from last week live on forever.
 
I particularly enjoyed watching the final boss in Minecraft last night.

He thought he had timed everything perfectly for clock-out time, but didn't have the resources to fulfill a paypig's request. For something like 20-30 minutes, he was absolutely miserable and hating life, all because of a tiny bit of overtime, and all because he's terrified of that chargeback.

Long live the Minecraft villager Mr Twister. May your donation contribution tip interaction from last week live on forever.
It's so fucking sad how bitchmade he truly is and how much it shines through. I bet if last night had been a really """interactive""" night for him he'd have told that guy to get fucked, crushed his water bottle into the mic and logged the fuck off five minutes early just so the level of spite he has for his audience was crystal clear.

I live for moments when Phil realizes that even the carefully-crafted little world he's made for himself isn't perfect, and never will be, because ultimately no matter how hard he struggles he's still at the mercy of the teeming hordes of retards on whom his lifestyle and well-being depend.

Now play those video games, bitch.
 
DSP is really playing up the "No time" meme lately.
Things DSP has said he apparently has no time for in the past 2 weeks:
Friends
Watching Stranger Things Season 3
Having a job
Updating his merch store
Starting an amazon wishlist (but he did anyways)
Updating his amazon wishlist
To do DSP tries it
To increase his stream times.

So time for DSP talks too much - He says his only free time is from 10pm - 1am. He also says he gets up at 10am. Thats 12 hours so far. He spends 6 hours streaming. What does he do the other 6 hours? I thought he had no time!
The funniest thing to me about his 'No free time' bullshit is how it can't possibly be believed by anyone who holds any kind of responsibility. It's absolutely paper thin. This guy works less than an 8 hour day and he does it from home. Just try that bullshit on someone who spends an hour a day just commuting back and forth to their standard 8 hour workday jobs, or a mother with kids that demand attention almost 24/7.
 
So time for DSP talks too much - He says his only free time is from 10pm - 1am.
I've been binge-watching a lot of Tevin content because I never caught up with his old stuff and I keep most of his videos running in the background as sort of white-noise while I'm working or doing whatever, and I remember him taking a stroll through Phil's Instagram.
Besides the usual food pics, TV pics and horrendous selfies he took, he posted 2 pics sometime during last year back to back where he started watching a show. Obvious-lee during his "free time".
He finished a 10-episode season of a show (I forgot the name, and I can't be bothered to dig up the specific video where Tevin pointed it out) within 2 nights.
Let that sink in. It all boils down to his god awful time-management.
 
I've been binge-watching a lot of Tevin content because I never caught up with his old stuff and I keep most of his videos running in the background as sort of white-noise while I'm working or doing whatever, and I remember him taking a stroll through Phil's Instagram.
Besides the usual food pics, TV pics and horrendous selfies he took, he posted 2 pics sometime during last year back to back where he started watching a show. Obvious-lee during his "free time".
He finished a 10-episode season of a show (I forgot the name, and I can't be bothered to dig up the specific video where Tevin pointed it out) within 2 nights.
Let that sink in. It all boils down to his god awful time-management.

I kinda take it as karma working itself out.

For all the cash he brings in and the potential he has with it, he can't get off the tiger's back and leave his house. The dollar signs we see are galling, but there's no way Phil is hiding a super lavish lifestyle we should be jealous of.

Phil, he who dies with the most toys still dies. Even the trolls that think they're being clever paying you are at least, actualizing their weird existences. No one is to blame for your inability to go outside except you.
 
DSP LIMBd him

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Video is not my work and if the poster messages me I will gladly add their name here because the video is fire.
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His walk reminds me of Bigfoot from that famous footage. I guess he's the elusive Goutfoot.
Lol I remember it was a month or two ago when we had this same conversation about Phil's weird walk. If you never knew anything about Phil and all you've seen of him was this video of his walk, you'd assume he spent some time in a mental institution after a violent assault. He's kind of lurching forward in an aggressive manner, like he's always ready to attack a random person for an unknown reason. He's very oddly dressed in sweatpants with a t-shirt and a leather jacket, like someone who wants to be a tough guy but doesn't have the awareness to pull it off; the borderline homeless looking wardrobe suggests this person does not have a job or at best lives off welfare. His greasy hair and extremely pale complexion give the impression of someone who very rarely leaves the house, either because they're being monitored and are only allowed out for certain periods of time or they're a recluse. You would also assume the young girl with him is from a broken home and she met this weird guy at a group therapy session.
 
Lol I remember it was a month or two ago when we had this same conversation about Phil's weird walk. If you never knew anything about Phil and all you've seen of him was this video of his walk, you'd assume he spent some time in a mental institution after a violent assault. He's kind of lurching forward in an aggressive manner, like he's always ready to attack a random person for an unknown reason. He's very oddly dressed in sweatpants with a t-shirt and a leather jacket, like someone who wants to be a tough guy but doesn't have the awareness to pull it off; the borderline homeless looking wardrobe suggests this person does not have a job or at best lives off welfare. His greasy hair and extremely pale complexion give the impression of someone who very rarely leaves the house, either because they're being monitored and are only allowed out for certain periods of time or they're a recluse. You would also assume the young girl with him is from a broken home and she met this weird guy at a group therapy session.
I think he's pulling off the shitty tough guy strut because he's in the vicinity of a bunch of black people.
 
The funniest thing to me about his 'No free time' bullshit is how it can't possibly be believed by anyone who holds any kind of responsibility. It's absolutely paper thin. This guy works less than an 8 hour day and he does it from home. Just try that bullshit on someone who spends an hour a day just commuting back and forth to their standard 8 hour workday jobs, or a mother with kids that demand attention almost 24/7.

I mean its not just the time excuse, DSP's entire career depends on tricking gullible younger people who don't know better about adult life.
 
I've been binge-watching a lot of Tevin content because I never caught up with his old stuff and I keep most of his videos running in the background as sort of white-noise while I'm working or doing whatever, and I remember him taking a stroll through Phil's Instagram.
Besides the usual food pics, TV pics and horrendous selfies he took, he posted 2 pics sometime during last year back to back where he started watching a show. Obvious-lee during his "free time".
He finished a 10-episode season of a show (I forgot the name, and I can't be bothered to dig up the specific video where Tevin pointed it out) within 2 nights.
Let that sink in. It all boils down to his god awful time-management.
DSP also gave away both Game of Thrones and Walking Dead spoilers the day after the shows aired. Aside from his WWE viewership, he's obviously watching other shows. No time for anything dood! It's also funny tto me how he gets triggered when people chat WWE spoilers but he gives no fucks about spoiling popular cable shows.
 
DSP also gave away both Game of Thrones and Walking Dead spoilers the day after the shows aired. Aside from his WWE viewership, he's obviously watching other shows. No time for anything dood! It's also funny tto me how he gets triggered when people chat WWE spoilers but he gives no fucks about spoiling popular cable shows.
He binged at least one series of Stranger Things, as well, iirc. Like, the whole thing in a night, so probably Series One, but still. That ain't a thing a Real Mature Adult handles on a weeknight unless they're working second shift.
 
I don't really understand how anyone can watch wrestling... I mean, it seems to me like every person on the planet aside of kids know that everything is fake, because they're not exactly hiding it. Or am I misinformed? I looked up a few injuries just now, and it seems like every single one can be attributed to an "accident" while giving a scripted performance. They're not injuries you'd expect from those kind of fights, but more like "an injured neck from a bad fall" or "an injured knee after landing on it" etc etc.

And when looking into it, fans of wrestling give statements like, and I quote: "They are very real.The result and the spots of the match are scripted. The moves like punches and kicks are real.A professional wrestler performs signature moves such that they don't injure the other wrestler."

I didn't change anything in that sentence. "They're real but also scripted. The punches and kicks are real but are performed so that the other wrestler doesn't get hurt".

.....

On second thought; nevermind, I understand why Phil watches wrestling.


EDIT:

Small bit of trivia, I found this:

"Magna Global conducted a new study for SportsBusiness Daily Global, and they found that the median age of pro wrestling viewers has increased over the past 16 years. Actually, that’s an understatement. The median age has doubled in that time. In the year 2000, the median age — the midpoint of the spread of viewers watching pro wrestling — was 28. The median age in 2006 was 33, and in 2016, the median age jumped all the way up to 54. That increase of 24 years in median age is the biggest jump among all sports by quite some margin. The next-biggest increase was the median age of NHL viewers, which has increased by 16 years in that time."

Next stage of Phil's 37 year old life is yelling at kids skating on the sidewalk and paying 30 dollar tabs with small change at the supermarket.
 
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And when looking into it, fans of wrestling give statements like, and I quote: "They are very real.The result and the spots of the match are scripted. The moves like punches and kicks are real.A professional wrestler performs signature moves such that they don't injure the other wrestler."

I didn't change anything in that sentence. "They're real but also scripted. The punches and kicks are real but are performed so that the other wrestler doesn't get hurt".

It's "real" in that the moves generally require a great deal of strength and/or athleticism. The bit about the punches and kick is..odd, but it also depends on the wrestling style. There's at least one Japanese unit (couldn't tell you the name) that is basically known for using borderline actual kicks and punches instead of the noise-accentuated "fake" ones. That said, there's been examples of things like the chest slaps, where the wrestlers actually slap the shit out of the other person's chest, and when non-wrestlers have been on the receiving end, they confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

That said, I don't understand how a 37 year old could follow wrestling with any kind of strong interest either. I can appreciate the physicality required but have no interest at all in actually watching it.
 
I don't really understand how anyone can watch wrestling... I mean, it seems to me like every person on the planet aside of kids know that everything is fake, because they're not exactly hiding it. Or am I misinformed?

Is this the right forum?
Anyways, wrestling is scripted just like everything else on TV like The Sopranos and Game of Thrones.
The only real difference is some people are stuck in the 1950s yelling "HEY DO YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE???"
 
It's "real" in that the moves generally require a great deal of strength and/or athleticism. The bit about the punches and kick is..odd, but it also depends on the wrestling style. There's at least one Japanese unit (couldn't tell you the name) that is basically known for using borderline actual kicks and punches instead of the noise-accentuated "fake" ones. That said, there's been examples of things like the chest slaps, where the wrestlers actually slap the shit out of the other person's chest, and when non-wrestlers have been on the receiving end, they confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

That said, I don't understand how a 37 year old could follow wrestling with any kind of strong interest either. I can appreciate the physicality required but have no interest at all in actually watching it.

Keep in mind we are talking about a 37 year old child here!
 
Is this the right forum?
Anyways, wrestling is scripted just like everything else on TV like The Sopranos and Game of Thrones.
The only real difference is some people are stuck in the 1950s yelling "HEY DO YOU KNOW WRESTLING IS FAKE???"
Yeah my bad, was just wondering why wrestling is one of the only things Phil seems to enjoy.
 
Yeah my bad, was just wondering why wrestling is one of the only things Phil seems to enjoy.
He was in high school in the late 90s when there was a huge boom in wrestling, with the WWF Attitude Era and the WCW/nWo feud. Wrestling was huge back then, with mainstream stars like Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman and Jay Leno having huge roles in the companies.
A lot of fans from that era stopped watching after Vince McMahon bought out WCW and the product turned stale, but Phil is still stuck in his Polk High days and still watches Wrestling and plays Street Fighter 2.
 
Watching wrestling isn't all that different from Phil's ideal video game session. You watch it in 2-4 hour chunks, you have your favorite characters, everyone's kind of ridiculous and unrealistic but there's a hint of power fantasy about it all, and most of all, the things you don't like you can say "I would have done it better" and the things you do like you can say "I'm special because they did what I would have done."

It's like being a megafan of pro basketball because you played in junior high. Don't forget that Phil sees himself as the CM Punk of youtubers, so much so that he's used his theme music as his own and has a framed piece of a mat he wrestled on, because he and Punk are rebels in a big system who always spoke their minds.

Punk also happened to leave his job and subsequently alienated every friend he ever made in wrestling because he's a miserly, miserable cunt. So that part has some parallels.
 
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