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SkippyLongbottom powiedział(a):
Half of those are RPGs. :stress:

Do people really want to watch Phil attempt to fill dead air occasionally with shit jokes while he does his amazing "voice acting"? I don't know about Xenoblade Chronicles 2, but at least Paper Mario writes the jokes for him. His "fans" at this point are just either exceptional or just the whole thing is rigged for failure from the start with these choice of games.
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DSP is just gonna make comments about boobs and butts the entire time, let's be real
 
I dont think Phil is gay, or even close on the Kinsey scale. He has conflated pleasure with finance for so long and his childish sense of what makes a mature relationship comes from a place of development so arrested he's legit on Chris's level when it comes to failing to grasp what relatively normal people do together. He can't even think of what he does for pleasure anymore, it seems, besides begging. He's straight, but impotent and you know, is Phil, a natural vaginal dessicant.

Remember that episode of Seinfeld where George accidentally gave himself a feeder fetish? Like that, but with money.

In general I think Phil never had a high sex drive, and its probably a mercy for him he doesn't have to provide proof of that aspect of his Alpha Male Mature Adult Gamer Brand, because proving his virility at this point would kill him from overexertion.

...so what I'm saying is DDR for patrons choice.
 
JackDavis powiedział(a):
Really confused why you guys think there's a chance Phil will ever play a game on anything but Normal/Easy difficulty.
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He did play Resident Evil 2 Remake on Hardcore because, and I quote: "he has balls of steel". Then proceeded to whine and cry like a little bitch about the game being too hard for 90% of the game, but you know, details...
 
EcksDeeNiceTry powiedział(a):
He did play Resident Evil 2 Remake on Hardcore because, and I quote: "he has balls of steel". Then proceeded to whine and cry like a little bitch about the game being too hard for 90% of the game, but you know, details...
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Also Silent Hill 2 HD and RE Zero, both of which entailed similar bitching and blaming his audience in the case of the former.
 
EcksDeeNiceTry powiedział(a):
He did play Resident Evil 2 Remake on Hardcore because, and I quote: "he has balls of steel". Then proceeded to whine and cry like a little bitch about the game being too hard for 90% of the game, but you know, details...
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You forgot how the game turned it to bitchboy mode when Pig kept dying in it since RE 2:make actually changes difficulty if you struggle on a part. He then proceeded to delude himself and reee at the fans when they told him that he was playing on bitchboy mode.
 
Adamska powiedział(a):
You forgot how the game turned it to bitchboy mode when Pig kept dying in it since RE 2:make actually changes difficulty if you struggle on a part. He then proceeded to delude himself and reee at the fans when they told him that he was playing on bitchboy mode.
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That happened in one of the first God of War games too, didn't it? Then he claimed it was an accident (which is probably was because he has a history of mashing through prompts without reading them.)
 
It's funny KoTOR is on the list. He played it years back and is probably the worst playthrough he has ever done. Despite the fact that he quit before finishing, he also SKIPPED every cutscene because OBS was not capturing them. Yes, in one of the greatest story games of all time Dark SKIPPED the cutscenes. He was also streaming at the time. He played through the game and made a YouTube playthrough where himself, nor his audience, knew what the FUCK was even going on. Here is a tihydp https://youtu.be/-5jLX8gaXxw
 
Salubrious powiedział(a):
That happened in one of the first God of War games too, didn't it? Then he claimed it was an accident (which is probably was because he has a history of mashing through prompts without reading them.)
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The first GoW, yep. It has a system similar to the first DMC and MGS5 where it hands you a blankie and a paci and a fresh diaper if you cack it too many times in the same place.

EDIT: you are now thinking about DSP having a little fetish. My work here is done.
 
DSP just decided that he's going to play Judgment only during late streams after today because it's not getting enough "attention". He has complained multiple times people are not showing up, not talking to him etc. etc., the usual pathetic shit.

-edit- He just paused the gameplay to rant and complain more, berating his audience directly.
-edit2- He's letting his bad mood show and is going off on a viewer for suggesting there are games out there that better fit livestreaming.
-edit3- Lol, that was one of the quickest clock-outs I've ever seen from DSP. He wanted to get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible. :lol:

Clip(s) incoming.

-edit4- Sorry, that took longer than expected because I felt like making a montage of today's "interaction" shenanigans. Sound good?

 
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why does DSP need people to tell him to play apex if it just had a big update and he knew it was coming out today, you'd think DSP would know his audience at this point and either not bother ranting about it, or doing it but the all important schedule didn't have it as an option don't these nudnicks know?
 
DSP doesn't have sex so he can't have a fetish. Between his impossibly low test, flabby old man body, and years of poor hygiene leading to a hardened layer of grease and smegma around his crotch, the guy is physically incapable of getting an erection.
 
Shambler powiedział(a):
why does DSP need people to tell him to play apex if it just had a big update and he knew it was coming out today, you'd think DSP would know his audience at this point and either not bother ranting about it, or doing it
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I support him playing more Apex because it means more footage of Pig being cucked by the far more entertaining Brain.
 
Slander Man powiedział(a):
It's funny KoTOR is on the list. He played it years back and is probably the worst playthrough he has ever done. Despite the fact that he quit before finishing, he also SKIPPED every cutscene because OBS was not capturing them. Yes, in one of the greatest story games of all time Dark SKIPPED the cutscenes. He was also streaming at the time. He played through the game and made a YouTube playthrough where himself, nor his audience, knew what the FUCK was even going on. Here is a tihydp https://youtu.be/-5jLX8gaXxw
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He was also playing a modded version of KOTOR so he could record it in 1080p resulting in the main menu being so small you need a magnifying glass to read the text and due to the mod the game constantly bugged out, like the game wasn't exactly the most stable normally but with this dumb mod it was even more broken.
 
actually powiedział(a):
Another "I WIN ALL CHARGEBACKS" example, courtesy of proxy_kon on Twitter:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6P7FZBxGq7A:2896
Timestamp should be 48:16.
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Phill "i win all charge backs" burnell
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I don't know if this will break the forum guidelines, if so feel free to remove it.

The funny thing is that up to a few years ago, I used to be exactly the same as Phil. Only difference was that I was a college student, but I was him to a T: no ambition, doing the bare minimum, no social life, constantly thinking about how to make a lot of money while at the very same time having to be financially supported by others, all in all being a complete and absolute waste of space. And just as Phil, I wasn't depressed yet miserable as all hell. Had no interests in anything, I didn't find joy in even the biggest things and every little thing that went wrong pissed me off and made me fly off the handle. And I won't lie: I also used people for my own selfish needs and threw them away when they weren't necessary anymore/

What's funny to me - and why I am here making fun of Phil - is that for people like that, it is literally a switch that you need to flip to make your life better. And by "people like that", I mean people that don't have ACTUAL depression, because that is a complete different beast that is impossible to fix without help. But for us, it is literally just telling yourself one day: "I'm tired of living like a piece of shit" and you just start very small. First you just start smiling at people. Then you start laughing along with them instead of constantly thinking you're somehow "above them". Then you just start seeing the good sides of things instead of constantly looking for something to nitpick and rage about. Then you crack the stupidest jokes, even if they're not funny, who gives a fuck?

And let me tell you: this shit snowballs FAST. You start with one simple thing and before you know it, you start enjoying the smallest things and are just happy as a person and most importantly: happy with yourself. And it might sound very cliche, but you start loving people and care about them. The old me wouldn't have hesitated for a split second to live Phil's life: doing the bare minimum while raking up that dough. Now? No chance in hell. I'd rather throw myself off a cliff.

I lived a few years this way and that was more than enough for a single lifetime to me. Phil has lived like this for almost a decade. I am honestly amazed he's still going to be honest. For almost a decade, he could have made his life instantly better by simply putting the smallest effort into literally anything, yet he's content with this shitty status quo. Doing nothing while having others take care of him. Be irresponsible and refusing to accept any consequences of his own actions. As I said, for a few years I was one of those people. And honestly?

Fuck those people.
 
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