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🎨 ArtcowMichael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum - scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist
It would be really funny if John K. creates an account here just to defend himself.
Edit: I'm not saying it would happen. I'm just saying it would be funny if he did.
George Liquor's voice creeped me out, the Donald Duck ripoff was the least obsense thing of the whole short. CGI was tacked on, animation was worse than R&S and plot was ruined by forced crude humor. People paid money for this?
Another question: could John K. if he wanted to, file a copyright claim for having his "work" archived on this forum?
This somehow looks worse than the commissions he did for The Simpsons. I was specially reminded of the Treehouse of Horror one because of the 3D cans, and iirc Bart, Lisa or Maggie had a Huckleberry Hound mask on 3D that looked really out of place because it was the only thing drawn and modeled decently on that shit. Not to mention it sticks out big time because of John's fetish obsession with Hannah-Barbera and stuff from his childhood.
Hell, I never even thought this was going to be released to the public ever in this timeline. Even the leaked version of the Hellbenders pilot looked better than this.
No, those are actually much worse and have a buttload more mistakes. It's just you don't have the privilege of peeking behind the veil for eleven minutes.
Yeah some of those title card artworks aren't too bad, whoever got to do them. I get this impression John got a few of these guys to contribute artwork based on the short for the titles so each one looks different from the others.
Oh he'd certainly would try. Maybe even make an account and insult everyone else's dad and claim we have shit taste for preferring anything else but his shit. Seeing him flip out on this site would be fucking hilarious.
Oh he'd certainly would try. Maybe even make an account and insult everyone else's dad and claim we have shit taste for preferring anything else but his shit. Seeing him flip out on this site would be fucking hilarious.
George further demonstrates our incapability to fully comprehend his true form by shrinking his head followed by ejecting his ears off of his face. Blink and you'll miss the reveal.
Maybe Dobson can team up with John K and make a cartoon about a tortured artist who deals with nasty trolls while protecting the women girls they sexualize.
The world's saddest veggie burger. It is a lentil burger drowning in vegan cheese and some hideous bun. It costs 5 buckerinos.
Fries of both the normal and sweet potato variety. I will give them this; I like that they allow you to actually mix and match. But 4.50 for this? U Wot m8?
Fucking soy shakes for 6 bucks. Drown in SOOOOY! The only thing I will say is that at least it's not as much a rip-off as Galaxy Edge's soyshakes.
Here's a pride cookie. Gotta exploit them homos for woke points and cash after all.
And here's the Magnum Opus of fail, the saddest shit of all...
The owner herself showing off herself as a pin-up model in the sad sad attempt to recapture her glory days. Shit, she even made herself the mascot of this fucking thing.
Anyways here are some fun quotes from the menu by the by:
(On the Shimmy Burger) Lettuce, vegan cheez, tomato, pickles, mustard and ketchup on Shimmy’s own grilled lentil patty. A veggie version of the American classic! This one will razz your berries!
Garlic Sauce – Vegan mayo, fresh chopped garlic, salt and pepper… No vampires with this around! Homemade by Shimmy.
(On the Cowgirl cookie) Our best seller: chocolate chips, oats, toasted walnuts and peanut butter. YEE HAW!!! Addictive.
(On the Girlscout cookie, err Shim Mint) A velvety chocolate cookie with an indulgent hint of mint. Perfect for your first kiss. Mmmwah!
(On the fuck it slap it together, err "Freaky Friday") It’s a surprise and it’s freaky! All we tell you is it’s vegan and gluten free. Our team creates something from the ingredients in our kitchen. Take a chance, ya nevah know, it might just be your fav! Available all day Friday as supplies last.
(On Water... it costs TWO DOLLARS) The best vegan water around town! Especially gluten free, sugar free, fat free- try one and you’ll be back for more!
(On the Creepy Calendar) Shot in Shimmy Shack’s new brick and mortar restaurant in Plymouth, Michigan, this calendar is a celebration of veganism inspired by the fun, fab fashion of the 50s. Support our small business by proudly displaying this calendar in your office, home, cubicle, garage or locker. We’re sassy and we know it! wink wink.
The world's saddest veggie burger. It is a lentil burger drowning in vegan cheese and some hideous bun. It costs 5 buckerinos.
Fries of both the normal and sweet potato variety. I will give them this; I like that they allow you to actually mix and match. But 4.50 for this? U Wot m8?
Fucking soy shakes for 6 bucks. Drown in SOOOOY! The only thing I will say is that at least it's not as much a rip-off as Galaxy Edge's soyshakes.
Here's a pride cookie. Gotta exploit them homos for woke points and cash after all.
And here's the Magnum Opus of fail, the saddest shit of all...
The owner herself showing off herself as a pin-up model in the sad sad attempt to recapture her glory days. Shit, she even made herself the mascot of this fucking thing.
Anyways here are some fun quotes from the menu by the by:
(On the Shimmy Burger) Lettuce, vegan cheez, tomato, pickles, mustard and ketchup on Shimmy’s own grilled lentil patty. A veggie version of the American classic! This one will razz your berries!
Garlic Sauce – Vegan mayo, fresh chopped garlic, salt and pepper… No vampires with this around! Homemade by Shimmy.
(On the Cowgirl cookie) Our best seller: chocolate chips, oats, toasted walnuts and peanut butter. YEE HAW!!! Addictive.
(On the Girlscout cookie, err Shim Mint) A velvety chocolate cookie with an indulgent hint of mint. Perfect for your first kiss. Mmmwah!
(On the fuck it slap it together, err "Freaky Friday") It’s a surprise and it’s freaky! All we tell you is it’s vegan and gluten free. Our team creates something from the ingredients in our kitchen. Take a chance, ya nevah know, it might just be your fav! Available all day Friday as supplies last.
(On Water... it costs TWO DOLLARS) The best vegan water around town! Especially gluten free, sugar free, fat free- try one and you’ll be back for more!
(On the Creepy Calendar) Shot in Shimmy Shack’s new brick and mortar restaurant in Plymouth, Michigan, this calendar is a celebration of veganism inspired by the fun, fab fashion of the 50s. Support our small business by proudly displaying this calendar in your office, home, cubicle, garage or locker. We’re sassy and we know it! wink wink.
The world's saddest veggie burger. It is a lentil burger drowning in vegan cheese and some hideous bun. It costs 5 buckerinos.
Fries of both the normal and sweet potato variety. I will give them this; I like that they allow you to actually mix and match. But 4.50 for this? U Wot m8?
Fucking soy shakes for 6 bucks. Drown in SOOOOY! The only thing I will say is that at least it's not as much a rip-off as Galaxy Edge's soyshakes.
Here's a pride cookie. Gotta exploit them homos for woke points and cash after all.
And here's the Magnum Opus of fail, the saddest shit of all...
The owner herself showing off herself as a pin-up model in the sad sad attempt to recapture her glory days. Shit, she even made herself the mascot of this fucking thing.
Anyways here are some fun quotes from the menu by the by:
(On the Shimmy Burger) Lettuce, vegan cheez, tomato, pickles, mustard and ketchup on Shimmy’s own grilled lentil patty. A veggie version of the American classic! This one will razz your berries!
Garlic Sauce – Vegan mayo, fresh chopped garlic, salt and pepper… No vampires with this around! Homemade by Shimmy.
(On the Cowgirl cookie) Our best seller: chocolate chips, oats, toasted walnuts and peanut butter. YEE HAW!!! Addictive.
(On the Girlscout cookie, err Shim Mint) A velvety chocolate cookie with an indulgent hint of mint. Perfect for your first kiss. Mmmwah!
(On the fuck it slap it together, err "Freaky Friday") It’s a surprise and it’s freaky! All we tell you is it’s vegan and gluten free. Our team creates something from the ingredients in our kitchen. Take a chance, ya nevah know, it might just be your fav! Available all day Friday as supplies last.
(On Water... it costs TWO DOLLARS) The best vegan water around town! Especially gluten free, sugar free, fat free- try one and you’ll be back for more!
(On the Creepy Calendar) Shot in Shimmy Shack’s new brick and mortar restaurant in Plymouth, Michigan, this calendar is a celebration of veganism inspired by the fun, fab fashion of the 50s. Support our small business by proudly displaying this calendar in your office, home, cubicle, garage or locker. We’re sassy and we know it! wink wink.
The world's saddest veggie burger. It is a lentil burger drowning in vegan cheese and some hideous bun. It costs 5 buckerinos.
Fries of both the normal and sweet potato variety. I will give them this; I like that they allow you to actually mix and match. But 4.50 for this? U Wot m8?
Fucking soy shakes for 6 bucks. Drown in SOOOOY! The only thing I will say is that at least it's not as much a rip-off as Galaxy Edge's soyshakes.
Here's a pride cookie. Gotta exploit them homos for woke points and cash after all.
And here's the Magnum Opus of fail, the saddest shit of all...
The owner herself showing off herself as a pin-up model in the sad sad attempt to recapture her glory days. Shit, she even made herself the mascot of this fucking thing.
Anyways here are some fun quotes from the menu by the by:
(On the Shimmy Burger) Lettuce, vegan cheez, tomato, pickles, mustard and ketchup on Shimmy’s own grilled lentil patty. A veggie version of the American classic! This one will razz your berries!
Garlic Sauce – Vegan mayo, fresh chopped garlic, salt and pepper… No vampires with this around! Homemade by Shimmy.
(On the Cowgirl cookie) Our best seller: chocolate chips, oats, toasted walnuts and peanut butter. YEE HAW!!! Addictive.
(On the Girlscout cookie, err Shim Mint) A velvety chocolate cookie with an indulgent hint of mint. Perfect for your first kiss. Mmmwah!
(On the fuck it slap it together, err "Freaky Friday") It’s a surprise and it’s freaky! All we tell you is it’s vegan and gluten free. Our team creates something from the ingredients in our kitchen. Take a chance, ya nevah know, it might just be your fav! Available all day Friday as supplies last.
(On Water... it costs TWO DOLLARS) The best vegan water around town! Especially gluten free, sugar free, fat free- try one and you’ll be back for more!
(On the Creepy Calendar) Shot in Shimmy Shack’s new brick and mortar restaurant in Plymouth, Michigan, this calendar is a celebration of veganism inspired by the fun, fab fashion of the 50s. Support our small business by proudly displaying this calendar in your office, home, cubicle, garage or locker. We’re sassy and we know it! wink wink.
No, those are actually much worse and have a buttload more mistakes. It's just you don't have the privilege of peeking behind the veil for eleven minutes.
I'll go ahead and cook up some animated GIFs & whatnot of the Simpsons intros once I get some free time on my hands. I'm not even done making fun of the errors and embarrassing sexual humor in CWL yet, but suffice to say, take most of the mistakes you saw in CWL, and amplify them by about three degrees.
I think the shrinking dicknose was done intentionally to simulate the warped perspective of a camera right up in the guy's face. But it didn't work because JK got lazy and tried to move bits around instead of creating elements for a grotesque face and a normal face.
