🎨 Artcow Michael John Kricfalusi / John Kricfalusi / John K. / John K. Stuff / Raymond Spum - scammer animator who pissed away his own career, salty blogger, CONFIRMED predator and child rapist

[Adamska]

Some winning moments of animation include:

• Georgie's ear flying off at one point due to John being his unrestrained tard self
• The fucking table changing between a square and rectangle as needed for George to loom over the cans
• Reusing the same frames or backdrops. He clearly does this twice since in one shot the can was unopened, and you see a clear one with the Not-Donald after the faces line.
• The floor legit doesn't exist in a corner at a point before the table non-euclideanly oozes to hide it.
• The fucking table vibrated for no reason.
• The table textures began oozing off the table.
• One still run animation that he used three frames to hide in shame because lazy.
• Standing on air more than once.
• George being animated as if he was a part of the table.

This is a man who once was seen as a primo animator and someone to listen to.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

The reception for Cans Without Labels has been so terrible that John K is wishing that some more testimony of his victims had been released instead

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I think I should mention that people have been working on this cartoon since at least 2008. This, needless to say, explains why so many people who have not worked with John K. in years are in the credits.

I wonder how many of them are embarrassed to find their names on the film? How many of them are now in places where you don't get paid $200 a month?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

I think I should mention that people have been working on this cartoon since at least 2008. This, needless to say, explains why so many people who have not worked with John K. in years are in the credits.

I wonder how many of them are embarrassed to find their names on the film? How many of them are now in places where you don't get paid $200 a month?

I imagine that most of them wish that mere embarrassment is what they feel knowing that the world is seeing their names next to a confessed pedophile. At least Pataki died nearly a decade ago.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The best part of Cans Without Labels is when Cigarettes The Cat is forced to eat a face, he kinda just sits there...and gives this smug look of "What the fuck".

That's pretty much everyone's reaction to this cartoon.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't see the problem. TV animation is generally on twos.

Also, video's gone. John apparently caught on to the mockery.

John's lifelong boasting over his superiority is why I bring it up. Someone who talks a big game of having superior skylls such that he does shouldn't be using corner cutting and budgeting tricks. With the way he waxes poetic about calarts and his supposedly high standards, I expect that shit to be lively and buttery smooth, not industry sub-standard.

Speaking of the video being gone, I had a tab left open so I was able to save some of the comments before those were wiped from history too.

That last one was pretty ominous. Talk about having precognition.

 

[AnOminous]

The reception for Cans Without Labels has been so terrible that John K is wishing that some more testimony of his victims had been released instead

I think he might be planning on raping some child to distract from how bad it is.

>Cans Without Dignity

Literally spit out coffee.

 

[UY 690]

John's lifelong boasting over his superiority is why I bring it up. Someone who talks a big game of having superior skylls such that he does shouldn't be using corner cutting and budgeting tricks. With the way he waxes poetic about calarts and his supposedly high standards, I expect that shit to be lively and buttery smooth, not industry sub-standard.

Speaking of the video being gone, I had a tab left open so I was able to save some of the comments before those were wiped from history too.
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That last one was pretty ominous. Talk about having precognition.

I know that user Toon4Thought has a twitter account.

https://twitter.com/Toon4Thought/status/1142794110069301248

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I know that user Toon4Thought has a twitter account.

https://twitter.com/Toon4Thought/status/1142794110069301248

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It's really more "maybe if this wan't animated by John K" more so than "maybe if this wasn't directed by John K", unless there's somebody else behind the drawing tablet he can lay the blame on that I don't know about.

Oh wait a minute, there are other animators on this project. Their names are Gabe Del Valle, Alex Salyer, Jim Smith & Nick Leysens.

How do you screw up this bad with a team of five people working on the animation? Harry Patridge does all of his shit solo and he puts out comparatively stellar products.

Oh shit, no, wait, there's more.

Sarah Harkey, Jesse Yang, Aaron Chen, Greg Leysens, Julian Fumagalli and Paul Badilla Ortega. That's eleven animators. This is impossibly bad for the amount of people who worked on this. At least now we know all ten of the people Kricfalusi's gonna blame for everything.

No wait, wait, there's more. I didn't realize until now but "even more assistants" means more animators.

Jesse Oliver, Ben Anders, Sandra Rivas, Amanda Lake, Etham Harper and Mike Pelensky. That's a total of seventeen animators. What the fuck did any of these people even do? How do you get a hack job this bad from nearly twenty people?

 

[Mister Qwerty]

nice walk cycle there, Johny.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I just can't talk enough shit about this abominable excuse for animation. Why the fuck does George turn blue in several scenes when it shows a perspective behind him? Also notice that the can of face is now unopened when it was opened in the preceding scenes. Such a perfectionist!

Also, what the fuck is up with these random ass paws that pop up to pull back Geroge's brow? I mean, I know this cartoon isn't the pinnacle of logic or anything, but this just seems utterly needless and weird.

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nice walk cycle there, Johny.

Fucking Ninja'd on that one. Was about to post that clip. Just another example of how utterly fucking lazy this shithead is.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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nice walk cycle there, Johny.

What's the maximum file size for animated GIFs? The one I want to share is 14 megabytes.


Okay here we go. Since we're doing this, let's talk about reused footage too.

It's really shitty and compressed but you can tell the footage is reused because the background changes and the characters in the back have different facial expressions too. Also note how the rest of George's body doesn't move in concert with his arm, that's some real animation there. At the very least his shoulder blade should be moving with his arm but no, George's body is a frozen statue with an inflatable tube man attached to his right clavicle bone.

 

[AnOminous]

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nice walk cycle there, Johny.

This is a shitty trick cheap animation often does, where they distract you with the one moving thing, so you're looking at that, and don't notice that otherwise they're just sliding a static image across the background. But why would super-animator John K do this with six figures to work with?

Also it just generally looks like shit.

Who did this? This is actually good. Can't have been John who only draws in his exactly the same all the time shitty style.

 

[Echs Why Zed]

Well that was an 11:48 waste of my time, but then again, it's better than having to waste 7 years.

Anyway, just to add to what's already said about this late-term abortion known as Cans Without Labels, here's something interesting I noticed:



Look at how dim this shit is compared to all the other title cards. I think that it serves as a perfect metaphor to John K. in general. I feel bad for everyone who contributed to this schmuck.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Of course, who could forget the opening zoom where George's facial features shrink completely independently of his body because John wanted George's nose and eyes to fade in first, and instead of selecting all the objects on George's body at once before shrinking them, he shrunk them individually.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Of course, who could forget the opening zoom where George's facial features shrink completely independently of his body because John wanted George's nose and eyes to fade in first, and instead of selecting all the objects on George's body at once before shrinking them, he shrunk them individually.
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They NEVER fixed the face
I can't find the famous video of the unfinished product, but I remember the face had that same problem. It's laughable, how did this never get fixed?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Here's another one where a 3D chair drifts away from a character during a pan shot.

They NEVER fixed the face
I can't find the famous video of the unfinished product, but I remember the face had that same problem. It's laughable, how did this never get fixed?

They literally decided they were done after the first draft.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

It's almost as if John K's hatred of other cartoon styles, writers working on animation (something that has been done in his beloved Looney Tunes), people that can draw on-model (ditto), CG cartoons, Disney style animation that focuses on looking gorgeous, serious cartoons, anatomically realistic character designs, and certain other character designs is entirely a shitty attempt at masking his own lack of talent.

Actually, that's exactly what it is.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Behold, George Liquor is an eldritch abomination who can transcend the dimensions of man, he demonstrates this by layering his arm as a static shot on top of a rotating pan shot that covers one end of the table to the other.

He is also having a seizure.

George further demonstrates our incapability to fully comprehend his true form by shrinking his head followed by ejecting his ears off of his face. Blink and you'll miss the reveal.

In an attempt to modify its appearance to better convey its truth, the Unseen One begins to shed its facade and exposes that it has laid eggs.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Of course, who could forget the opening zoom where George's facial features shrink completely independently of his body because John wanted George's nose and eyes to fade in first, and instead of selecting all the objects on George's body at once before shrinking them, he shrunk them individually.
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Must've been a cold breeze for such penis-nose shrinkage.