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- 1 Sie 2018
These posts have a lot to offer, but maybe my favorite is Russell gorging himself on all-you-can-eat Frosted Flakes.
Just imagining it... ahhhah. All jittery and hyperactive, it probably looked like a parrot eating bird seed.
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Hahaha “I had brand-name cereal and EVERYTHING! It was the happiest moment of my life!”Wyświetl załącznik 812454
These posts have a lot to offer, but maybe my favorite is Russell gorging himself on all-you-can-eat Frosted Flakes.
Just imagining it... ahhhah. All jittery and hyperactive, it probably looked like a parrot eating bird seed.
It's Tahoe Bear SJ and he's apparently a brothel fan like Rusty...
However, the ladies seem to like Tahoe Big Bear - sooooo actually nothing like Rusty.
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Edit: Oh would you look at that...
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/in...-2013-party-with-jade-capri.6903/#post-251233
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?search/26825164/
Edit Again: This one is gold.
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?threads/stevie-is-a-licker-04-07-15.17636/
Being a studly, young guy, and wearing a nice suit, I turned on Spotify on my Iphone and began to strip for her. That really got her off as she sat the bed gawking at me, cheering me on. I told her that I accepted credit card!Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed. We then lied by each other and she began to be lost in my eyes as I wooed her with my wooing words. Hypnotized by my studliness, we began to make out with each other. I could've swore she was from France by her skills!
Petition to make "wooed her with my wooing words" the next "suck me my penis".
Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed.
That's probably mild compared to some of the shit their clients do. I once read a story about a guy who was married, who every time he banged a hooker, he recited the Lord's Prayer, because apparently that makes adultery just peachy.Man, this is some next level droolio literature we have going on. Imagine being a hooker and having to watch a dwarf with a pouch and flab arms do three half assed push ups. There's no amount of money who can pay for having to endure Rusty doing retarded things like this while in his underwear.
What was your favorite episode of the Russell Greer story?I’ve refrained from posting here because I don’t have anything meaningful to contribute, but fuck it. I’m finally caught up with this thread and its near 1,600 pages. A huge semper fi to all of you that chronicle this imbecile’s creepy, disgusting life.
I’m going to strain myself to pick just one. If there had to be a single, solitary event in this thread that brought me the most joy, it’d be the Ariana Grande and Manager GayOp. Not trying to advocate neghole pozzing, but I’ve re-read the emails several times over and cry in painful laughter each time. That entire timeline brought me so much joy.What was your favorite episode of the Russell Greer story?
I’d love him to say that to someone in real life. The resulting punch would hopefully make him realise what an absolute gimp he is.Russ is awake and on Twitter.
We've seen this lady before I believe.
Wyświetl załącznik 812474
https://archive.fo/octgH
https://twitter.com/SuperRockerMan8/status/1142863844722630656
https://twitter.com/DvineFemmFatale
Sounds like you hit the jackpot my friend.Wow, I never thought this would happen but that Twitter discovery just crossed over into my real life. I recognize one of those girls as a 'friend' of mine's frequent 'date' when we go out as a group and everything is falling into placeHe's a bit of a Russ himself (but able bodied and makes well into the 6 figure range) but he's our personal cow so we keep him around for the lulz.
he recited the Lord's Prayer
Wow, I never thought this would happen but that Twitter discovery just crossed over into my real life. I recognize one of those girls as a 'friend' of mine's frequent 'date' when we go out as a group and everything is falling into placeHe's a bit of a Russ himself (but able bodied and makes well into the 6 figure range) but he's our personal cow so we keep him around for the lulz.
See Russ this is what happens when you harass women on Twitter.
This is gold. Reading all Russ's posts on this board just makes it even better. The slack-faced idiot really believes these women like him, are in awe of his suit and body and 'wooing words'. It's fucking hilarious.It's Tahoe Bear SJ and he's apparently a brothel fan like Rusty...
However, the ladies seem to like Tahoe Big Bear - sooooo actually nothing like Rusty.
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Edit: Oh would you look at that...
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/in...-2013-party-with-jade-capri.6903/#post-251233
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?search/26825164/
Edit Again: This one is gold.
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?threads/stevie-is-a-licker-04-07-15.17636/
Being a studly, young guy, and wearing a nice suit, I turned on Spotify on my Iphone and began to strip for her. That really got her off as she sat the bed gawking at me, cheering me on. I told her that I accepted credit card!Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed. We then lied by each other and she began to be lost in my eyes as I wooed her with my wooing words. Hypnotized by my studliness, we began to make out with each other. I could've swore she was from France by her skills!
Petition to make "wooed her with my wooing words" the next "suck me my penis".
He has no theory of mind. Women are NPCs, brainless creatures who think exactly what they say. When an NPC says “You’re so handsome!” you don’t think “they’re just sparing my feelings.” You take what they say at face value. Because it’s a preprogrammed video game side character, not a human being with many motivations and inner feelings.This is gold. Reading all Russ's posts on this board just makes it even better. The slack-faced idiot really believes these women like him, are in awe of his suit and body and 'wooing words'. It's fucking hilarious.
I don't know how many times I've said it on here, but Russ, IT'S NOT REAL. Sure, women are all smiles and "oh you're so studly", and THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE PAYING. It's a job, you dense idiot. The women do this all day every day, you're just another dick in a long line of dicks. The trick of the girlfriend experience is that you don't have to acknowledge the other dicks, but it's just that - a nice lie to you so you don't feel quite so embarrassed at having to pay someone for the sex you can't get in real life. I can't believe an adult is so naive that he actually falls for the advertising schtick of prostitutes being nice to him. It's just so tragicomic. It also explains why he gets so clingy (messaging the women on-stop like they really are a girlfriend) and why so many women refuse him as a client now. Working women don't do this job out of the goodness of their hearts. If Russ wants a woman to send schlurpy text messages to, he needs to pay them upfront to do it. He also needs to realise that they don't mean any of the flirty replies he'll recive, though.
A 5'8" manlet with a deformed face stripping and dropping down to do press-ups does only one thing, and it's not impressing the working girl. But carry on acting like you're the king cock, Russ, because it's great for a laugh over beers between the women when the working day is done.