🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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These posts have a lot to offer, but maybe my favorite is Russell gorging himself on all-you-can-eat Frosted Flakes.
Just imagining it... ahhhah. All jittery and hyperactive, it probably looked like a parrot eating bird seed.
 
Russ has nothing more to lose, so of course he'd show his face. He has no theory of mind, so he can't understand that other people would have legitimate reasons for being discreet.

EDIT: I don't think he grasps, at all, that there is a huge stigma attached to sex work, both as a provider and client. Most people on both sides keep it to themselves.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
It cracks me up when he (or any other lolcow really) refers to the Farms as an alt-right website. We probably have one of the most varied communities on the internet.
 
It's Tahoe Bear SJ and he's apparently a brothel fan like Rusty...

However, the ladies seem to like Tahoe Big Bear - sooooo actually nothing like Rusty.


Edit: Oh would you look at that...

https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/in...-2013-party-with-jade-capri.6903/#post-251233
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?search/26825164/

Edit Again: This one is gold.

https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?threads/stevie-is-a-licker-04-07-15.17636/

Being a studly, young guy, and wearing a nice suit, I turned on Spotify on my Iphone and began to strip for her. That really got her off as she sat the bed gawking at me, cheering me on. I told her that I accepted credit card! ;) Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed. We then lied by each other and she began to be lost in my eyes as I wooed her with my wooing words. Hypnotized by my studliness, we began to make out with each other. I could've swore she was from France by her skills!
Petition to make "wooed her with my wooing words" the next "suck me my penis".

Is he fucking serious? Did he really drop down and do push ups infront of a hooker sitting on the bed? Fucking hell, imagine being her sitting there watching that? No way could you not laugh, she must have been in bits. I thought him doing squats in the brothel doorway was funny enough, but the entertainment is endless with him.
 
Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed.

Man, this is some next level droolio literature we have going on. Imagine being a hooker and having to watch a dwarf with a pouch and flab arms do three half assed push ups. There's no amount of money who can pay for having to endure Rusty doing retarded things like this while in his underwear.
 
Man, this is some next level droolio literature we have going on. Imagine being a hooker and having to watch a dwarf with a pouch and flab arms do three half assed push ups. There's no amount of money who can pay for having to endure Rusty doing retarded things like this while in his underwear.
That's probably mild compared to some of the shit their clients do. I once read a story about a guy who was married, who every time he banged a hooker, he recited the Lord's Prayer, because apparently that makes adultery just peachy.
 
I’ve refrained from posting here because I don’t have anything meaningful to contribute, but fuck it. I’m finally caught up with this thread and its near 1,600 pages. A huge semper fi to all of you that chronicle this imbecile’s creepy, disgusting life.
 
I’ve refrained from posting here because I don’t have anything meaningful to contribute, but fuck it. I’m finally caught up with this thread and its near 1,600 pages. A huge semper fi to all of you that chronicle this imbecile’s creepy, disgusting life.
What was your favorite episode of the Russell Greer story?
 
What was your favorite episode of the Russell Greer story?
I’m going to strain myself to pick just one. If there had to be a single, solitary event in this thread that brought me the most joy, it’d be the Ariana Grande and Manager GayOp. Not trying to advocate neghole pozzing, but I’ve re-read the emails several times over and cry in painful laughter each time. That entire timeline brought me so much joy.

CWC will always be my favorite cow to follow, but since that milk has long stagnated, Russ provides the dairy that I used to source from Chris. He’s nonsensically egotistical and narcissistic, a total trog, completely self-entitled, and believes he’s deserving of the best life can offer without putting any effort in. I hate Russ, but I am utterly fascinated by him.
 
Wow, I never thought this would happen but that Twitter discovery just crossed over into my real life. I recognize one of those girls as a 'friend' of mine's frequent 'date' when we go out as a group and everything is falling into place :story: He's a bit of a Russ himself (but able bodied and makes well into the 6 figure range) but he's our personal cow so we keep him around for the lulz.
 
Wow, I never thought this would happen but that Twitter discovery just crossed over into my real life. I recognize one of those girls as a 'friend' of mine's frequent 'date' when we go out as a group and everything is falling into place :story: He's a bit of a Russ himself (but able bodied and makes well into the 6 figure range) but he's our personal cow so we keep him around for the lulz.
Sounds like you hit the jackpot my friend.
 
he recited the Lord's Prayer

Honestly I think hearing some religious nut praying is still better than seeing a literal deformed dwarf trying to do push ups while wearing his (very much probably) stained underwear and reeking of old sweat and god knows what more, full of plights and with a mouth that drools more than a toddler with the down.
 
Wow, I never thought this would happen but that Twitter discovery just crossed over into my real life. I recognize one of those girls as a 'friend' of mine's frequent 'date' when we go out as a group and everything is falling into place :story: He's a bit of a Russ himself (but able bodied and makes well into the 6 figure range) but he's our personal cow so we keep him around for the lulz.

That’s awesome. Your friend might end up Eskimo bros with Russ. Luckily for him slack jaws aren’t sexually transmitted.
 
It's Tahoe Bear SJ and he's apparently a brothel fan like Rusty...

However, the ladies seem to like Tahoe Big Bear - sooooo actually nothing like Rusty.


Edit: Oh would you look at that...

https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/in...-2013-party-with-jade-capri.6903/#post-251233
https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?search/26825164/

Edit Again: This one is gold.

https://www.bunnyranch.com/forum/index.php?threads/stevie-is-a-licker-04-07-15.17636/

Being a studly, young guy, and wearing a nice suit, I turned on Spotify on my Iphone and began to strip for her. That really got her off as she sat the bed gawking at me, cheering me on. I told her that I accepted credit card! ;) Eventually, I stood in my underwear. I flexed for her and to show off my muscles I dropped to the ground and began doing push ups. I then jumped into the air and onto the bed. We then lied by each other and she began to be lost in my eyes as I wooed her with my wooing words. Hypnotized by my studliness, we began to make out with each other. I could've swore she was from France by her skills!
Petition to make "wooed her with my wooing words" the next "suck me my penis".
This is gold. Reading all Russ's posts on this board just makes it even better. The slack-faced idiot really believes these women like him, are in awe of his suit and body and 'wooing words'. It's fucking hilarious.

I don't know how many times I've said it on here, but Russ, IT'S NOT REAL. Sure, women are all smiles and "oh you're so studly", and THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE PAYING. It's a job, you dense idiot. The women do this all day every day, you're just another dick in a long line of dicks. The trick of the girlfriend experience is that you don't have to acknowledge the other dicks, but it's just that - a nice lie to you so you don't feel quite so embarrassed at having to pay someone for the sex you can't get in real life. I can't believe an adult is so naive that he actually falls for the advertising schtick of prostitutes being nice to him. It's just so tragicomic. It also explains why he gets so clingy (messaging the women on-stop like they really are a girlfriend) and why so many women refuse him as a client now. Working women don't do this job out of the goodness of their hearts. If Russ wants a woman to send schlurpy text messages to, he needs to pay them upfront to do it. He also needs to realise that they don't mean any of the flirty replies he'll recive, though. :optimistic:

A 5'8" manlet with a deformed face stripping and dropping down to do press-ups does only one thing, and it's not impressing the working girl. But carry on acting like you're the king cock, Russ, because it's great for a laugh over beers between the women when the working day is done.
 
This is gold. Reading all Russ's posts on this board just makes it even better. The slack-faced idiot really believes these women like him, are in awe of his suit and body and 'wooing words'. It's fucking hilarious.

I don't know how many times I've said it on here, but Russ, IT'S NOT REAL. Sure, women are all smiles and "oh you're so studly", and THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE PAYING. It's a job, you dense idiot. The women do this all day every day, you're just another dick in a long line of dicks. The trick of the girlfriend experience is that you don't have to acknowledge the other dicks, but it's just that - a nice lie to you so you don't feel quite so embarrassed at having to pay someone for the sex you can't get in real life. I can't believe an adult is so naive that he actually falls for the advertising schtick of prostitutes being nice to him. It's just so tragicomic. It also explains why he gets so clingy (messaging the women on-stop like they really are a girlfriend) and why so many women refuse him as a client now. Working women don't do this job out of the goodness of their hearts. If Russ wants a woman to send schlurpy text messages to, he needs to pay them upfront to do it. He also needs to realise that they don't mean any of the flirty replies he'll recive, though. :optimistic:

A 5'8" manlet with a deformed face stripping and dropping down to do press-ups does only one thing, and it's not impressing the working girl. But carry on acting like you're the king cock, Russ, because it's great for a laugh over beers between the women when the working day is done.
He has no theory of mind. Women are NPCs, brainless creatures who think exactly what they say. When an NPC says “You’re so handsome!” you don’t think “they’re just sparing my feelings.” You take what they say at face value. Because it’s a preprogrammed video game side character, not a human being with many motivations and inner feelings.

Russ is such a trauma-lumped numpty that when a whore says she likes him or he’s funny, he believes it, because he can’t conceive of anyone but him saying one thing and meaning another. When someone says “yeah your screenplay is great, whatever, go pitch it somewhere,” he doesn’t hear the sigh of annoyance or disinterest in their voice as they fob him off with a pretend compliment to get him to stop talking about it, he hears genuine interest.

Because Russ thinks he’s the only person capable of pretending interest, cunning, sarcasm, and multiple motivations, as well as hidden feelings and great depth to his personal experiences and inner thoughts. Everyone else in the world is a robot that only says exactly what it’s thinking, an open book with a maximum of two pages in it, triple-spaced in 48 pt font.

He’s got it backwards though...other people are complex novels. Russ is four sticky notes arranged in an awkward line down a wall, reading “SUCK” “ME” “MY” and “PENIS”.
 
You know what's gonna be really fun for us? Assuming he does sue Null, and assuming Null does get represented by Skordas, how long do you think it will take for Russ's tiny little brain to believe that Taylor Swift runs the farms and Glorious Leader Null is actually just a puppet for TayTay?
 
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