🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

And so that's where the idea that if you sue someone they have to show up came from.

Well, you do have to "appear." Russhole didn't have the legal education to know that "appearing" can be through counsel. You only get their physical presence if you need them to give testimony or discovery like a deposition, and you don't get that unless you actually file a lawsuit that makes out a cause of action. . .oh and then serve it on the defendant too.

Russ has very publicly and very spectacularly failed at all these basic tasks, showing himself not only to be an insane stalker, but also completely incompetent at his supposed chosen field that he got an education to do. He may as well have publicly wiped his ass with his certificate by publicly flunking every legal task he's ever tried.

 

[Crispeacock]

Russ is basically a stript kiddy vs linux beard lawyer equivalent.

 

[lamp shade]

ok. August 2016 to October 2016screenshot dump. i'm pretty sure they are in order. if someone really needs to know the specific date of a post, i can look it up. i know its sloppy archiving and screenshots, but i had no idea that other people were interested in this weirdo or that someplace like kiwifarms existed. hopefully there are some treasures in here. i'll work on getting the rest up maybe tomorrow.

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[DrJonesHat]

Well, you do have to "appear." Russhole didn't have the legal education to know that "appearing" can be through counsel. You only get their physical presence if you need them to give testimony or discovery like a deposition, and you don't get that unless you actually file a lawsuit that makes out a cause of action. . .oh and then serve it on the defendant too.

Russ has very publicly and very spectacularly failed at all these basic tasks, showing himself not only to be an insane stalker, but also completely incompetent at his supposed chosen field that he got an education to do. He may as well have publicly wiped his ass with his certificate by publicly flunking every legal task he's ever tried.

It's like he paid just enough attention to get the legal terms, but fuzzed out when they were explained. @NipplelessWoman said it wasn't very good instruction to start with (she had to learn some basic stuff on the job, IIRC), plus they told the students this was basically like law school, and that's how we have God's Favorite Idiot arguing with actual lawyers and judges over how to serve a defendant.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

or he dropped his phone in a toilet.

Or just left it under his face while he was eating, drinking, or just sitting there.

happy 1500 everyone

 

[AnOminous]

It's like he paid just enough attention to get the legal terms, but fuzzed out when they were explained. @NipplelessWoman said it wasn't very good instruction to start with (she had to learn some basic stuff on the job, IIRC), plus they told the students this was basically like law school, and that's how we have God's Favorite Idiot arguing with actual lawyers and judges over how to serve a defendant.

And by doing it in public, he showed that he is not only too dumb to understand these basic things, but that it's impossible to educate him, because even when a judge explains it to him in small words, he still doesn't understand it, whether it's just that he's mentally defective or just refuses to understand it.

Anyway any employer in the field who saw that would know he was completely worthless as an employee from that alone. And he has nobody to blame but himself.

 

[niggers]

ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY

oh man this part did not age well

 

[DrJonesHat]

And by doing it in public, he showed that he is not only too dumb to understand these basic things, but that it's impossible to educate him, because even when a judge explains it to him in small words, he still doesn't understand it, whether it's just that he's mentally defective or just refuses to understand it.

Anyway any employer in the field who saw that would know he was completely worthless as an employee from that alone. And he has nobody to blame but himself.

I'm more inclined to think it's his NPD that causes this. He thinks he's as a good as a lawyer, therefore, he knows everything he needs to know, so shut up and let him show how brilliant he is.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well, you do have to "appear." Russhole didn't have the legal education to know that "appearing" can be through counsel. You only get their physical presence if you need them to give testimony or discovery like a deposition, and you don't get that unless you actually file a lawsuit that makes out a cause of action. . .oh and then serve it on the defendant too.

Russ has very publicly and very spectacularly failed at all these basic tasks, showing himself not only to be an insane stalker, but also completely incompetent at his supposed chosen field that he got an education to do. He may as well have publicly wiped his ass with his certificate by publicly flunking every legal task he's ever tried.

An analogy I read once is that lawyers are the 'knights in shining armour' you hire to be your 'champion' at the jousting tournament, so that you don't have to get up on that draft-horse and charge down the lanes pointing a stick at a dude in full platemail pointing a steel lance at you from the back of a Clydesdale. Lawyers who know the law exist to be hired so people don't have to learn the law to be able to deal with fucksticks like shit-lips Greer.

 

[Toasty]

My favorite parts:

• Tom Hiddleston and Calvin Harris didn't write Taylor a song, so Russell will be the next guy who dates Taylor Swift
• Russell doesn't want to hook up with Taylor
• Russel wants to kiss her
• Russell had a stroke because of her

But all this talk around here how he has only NOW descended into madness and was saner before doesn't really hold water after this. People living in gutters and drinking their own piss would shun his company.

Wait just a goddamned second. Did he actually claim to have had a stroke? If so, that makes at least three lolcows with pretend strokes. Faukes? Prokes? Is brain damage the new narc flu? Do they realize that tissue death is irreversible? That you don't just get better in a week? Why tf am I asking these questions?
The real question is how would anyone notice stroke symptoms in Russ?

 

[drain]

lol, back in 2015/2016, his spergings were more ''aggressive''
I mean, he shouted in ALL CAPS most of time, said things like ''i'll destroy her!'' ''she will be sorry!'' etc etc, in a very ''braggish'' manner
Since his audience died down (and he got slapped hard in courts), he resorted to most whine and throw pity parties (not that he already didn't do that, it's just now he lost that bravado, it seems)

Also, triple lol at Rusty when he answered that dude advising him to ''go after the cash'':
B-but i want to kiss her!
This screenshot destroys (even more) his argument he never wanted a date, only ''disclaimers''

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, he shouted in ALL CAPS most of time, said things like ''i'll destroy her!'' ''she will be sorry!'' etc etc, in a very ''braggish'' manner

He used to sperg like a tard about his imminent victory in shit he was obviously going to lose, now that he's obviously lost, he spergs about "muh plights."

 

[drain]

He used to sperg like a tard about his imminent victory in shit he was obviously going to lose, now that he's obviously lost, he spergs about "muh plights."

Funny how he got kinda tamed down by his own incompetency

 

[nemesisAF]

I don’t think I knew about the “mini stroke”. Is this something that is supported by an actual diagnosis from an accredited medical professional or is it supported by casually watching an episode of Greys Anatomy and deciding he had enough info to self-diagnose (guess which I’m inclined to believe)? And if was a real actual diagnosed mini stroke, wouldn’t there be a decent chance of it being a comorbidity related to one of his other ailments, or his shitty lifestyle? I mean, I rather suspect the bloodwork isn’t going to come back with “Taylor Swift hates your disabled ass”

 

[drain]

I don’t think I knew about the “mini stroke”. Is this something that is supported by an actual diagnosis from an accredited medical professional or is it supported by casually watching an episode of Greys Anatomy and deciding he had enough info to self-diagnose (guess which I’m inclined to believe)? And if was a real actual diagnosed mini stroke, wouldn’t there be a decent chance of it being a comorbidity related to one of his other ailments, or his shitty lifestyle? I mean, I rather suspect the bloodwork isn’t going to come back with “Taylor Swift hates your disabled ass”

Something tells me it is just another misused term, like the trauma lumps thing. Rusty probably felt like shit because he eats junk food and barely takes care of himself, so in his malformed rat head, he put two and two together and concluded he had a ''stroke because of stress''.
Rusty is as ignorant about medical issues as he is about the law.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t think I knew about the “mini stroke”. Is this something that is supported by an actual diagnosis from an accredited medical professional or is it supported by casually watching an episode of Greys Anatomy and deciding he had enough info to self-diagnose (guess which I’m inclined to believe)? And if was a real actual diagnosed mini stroke, wouldn’t there be a decent chance of it being a comorbidity related to one of his other ailments, or his shitty lifestyle? I mean, I rather suspect the bloodwork isn’t going to come back with “Taylor Swift hates your disabled ass”

I think his head just tightened and he decided it was a stroke.

 

[Hungerdunger]

I think his head just tightened and he decided it was a stroke.

Of course, one of the worst aspects of a stroke is the risk of facial para... You know what never mind. Good luck with the music Russell!

 

[Toasty]

Of course, one of the worst aspects of a stroke is the risk of facial para... You know what never mind. Good luck with the music Russell!

No it's not. Must resist stroke spergeryyy!! @multiverse put me in the quiet room pls

 

[cogsworth]

I think his head just tightened and he decided it was a stroke.

Whats the whole "tightening head" thing about? I've seen it a few times but I'm lost for context.

 

[Chungus]

Whats the whole "tightening head" thing about? I've seen it a few times but I'm lost for context.

He mentions it in his book, if I recall. It's like "trauma lumps" - he basically has a passage or two outlining how Taylor Swift's discrimination physically manifested in his health as "head tightening" and "trauma lumps". Needless to say, they aren't a real medical condition and he's never elaborated on them because it's bullshit.