🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

it's not a joke, it's a Safari Ride
 
He literally looks like the Chupacabra in it.

Its even got the conspiracy/weird mystery animal blur filter on it. I think I even see bigfoot in there.

Russell Greer could very well be one of Utah's few cryptids. Maybe he'd finally get the fame and recognition he's been fighting tooth and nail for all this time...
 
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I was amazed to see that they made Russell Greer themed dolls! Hopefully shit-lips is getting some royalties or he should sue! That might be the first lawsuit he's filed that actually had a chance of winning!
 
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I was amazed to see that they made Russell Greer themed dolls! Hopefully shit-lips is getting some royalties or he should sue! That might be the first lawsuit he's filed that actually had a chance of winning!
“Sleep with your mouth closed.” Aww they just had to take the piss out of Russ. You KNOW he can’t, you heartless bastards!
 
Is there any activity on his insta? If he's gone dark across the board, I would think something's happened.
 
I recently came across a delightful short film called 'The Smile Man' starring Willem Dafoe as a man who is left with a permanent rictus grin on his face after an accident.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NIbotIsLJWw
I wonder if Russ considers this appropriation.
Willem Dafoe just wanted to be nice and return that lady's bag. Russ would demand a date in exchange for returning it. As collateral in case she reneged, he would've removed several items from the bag beforehand and held them each ransom to dates as well. He would've taken her nerve-damage crying as a sign of her love and assumed it was a marriage proposal, and threatened to sue her for not arranging a wedding that she also had to pay for. And before all that he would've taken the car accident as a meet-cute and tried to get a date while she was on a stretcher, unless the responding police/EMT was a hotter woman with bigger horse teeth.
 
ok. August 2016 to October 2016screenshot dump. i'm pretty sure they are in order. if someone really needs to know the specific date of a post, i can look it up. i know its sloppy archiving and screenshots, but i had no idea that other people were interested in this weirdo or that someplace like kiwifarms existed. hopefully there are some treasures in here. i'll work on getting the rest up maybe tomorrow.

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My favorite parts:

  • Tom Hiddleston and Calvin Harris didn't write Taylor a song, so Russell will be the next guy who dates Taylor Swift
  • Russell doesn't want to hook up with Taylor
  • Russel wants to kiss her
  • Russell had a stroke because of her

But all this talk around here how he has only NOW descended into madness and was saner before doesn't really hold water after this. People living in gutters and drinking their own piss would shun his company.
 
My favorite parts:

  • Tom Hiddleston and Calvin Harris didn't write Taylor a song, so Russell will be the next guy who dates Taylor Swift
  • Russell doesn't want to hook up with Taylor
  • Russel wants to kiss her
  • Russell had a stroke because of her
But all this talk around here how he has only NOW descended into madness and was saner before doesn't really hold water after this. People living in gutters and drinking their own piss would shun his company.
He really seemed less insane around 2012-2014. He looked clean and groomed himself. People interacted with him. People used to post to his wall asking how he was and what he was up to. Now he’s just screaming into the void. I know when people are depressed, they can stop caring about taking care of themselves. They stop showering, stop grooming, Etc... so it’s possible his poor hygiene and general yuckiness is a result of depression or some kind of mental illness. But he still goes to the gym... which means maybe he cares about how he looks??

But also remember he had 3 different Facebook accounts. So it’s possible one was for being crazy and one was for keeping in touch with friends. I know he mentioned deleting those accounts and it was difficult for him because he had a lot of followers.
 
"now that the loser Taylor Swift will soon be my maid servant and will be polishing my shoes AND my Grammys" ROFL

"make prostitution legal so guys like me can get girls (Taylor Swift) who won't give them the time of day in ordinary life" - Wait a second. I know it's been talked about how he views women as possessions or vending machines or whatever, but he really thinks that if prostitution was legal any dude could just make Taylor Swift (or literally whoever) suck and fuck them their junk?
 
Arent there rumors that Taylor Swift is a lesbian anyway and that the guys she dates are basically beards?

Like, fuck dude. Even I buy that one. I dont think she's into men. Give it a rest, dude.
 
Arent there rumors that Taylor Swift is a lesbian anyway and that the guys she dates are basically beards?
She's been spotted in public kissing another woman, but it was dismissed as her being bi-curious, or just doing it for attention. If it came out she was gay, it would wreck her present career, as her whole image is the All-American girl next door. I think she's bi, given what I've seen.

I think he's always been insane, but he something to lose back then, so he dialed it down. Of course, after he got blowback for his "women should be forced to fuck disabled guys" and his lurid fantasies of making TS his sex slave, he's tried to paper over that. And so that's where the idea that if you sue someone they have to show up came from.

And the bit about how if prostitution was legal he'd be able to fuck her: he thinks all women are secretly money-grubbing gold diggers, therefore every woman has a price, he just has to meet it.
 
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