🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

- says nobody on AGT becomes succesful
Tell that to Lindsey Stirling, who was told there was no future in the violin by the AGT judges and she wasn't very good, and she's now world famous and probably chuckles to herself when she looks at her bank account online. She's Mormon too, but unlike Russ she got famous through hard work, talent, creativity and the ability to tolerate setbacks (of which there were several). She didn't sue anyone in an attempt to be famous.
 
690866


690867
 
Ah, Russell--despite yout obvious display of false bravado, little do you know, you actually are living your best life.

Low-paying, dead-end jobs; unhireable in the profession you trained for; bouncing from one rented room to another; constantly running into conflicts with others; failing at every lawsuit you've filed; having your creative offerings ignored by their recipients and mocked by others; having to pay for sex (and still getting turned down); alienated from both of your families; virtually friendless; and an internet laughingstock.

Did I miss anything? Oh, well. It hardly matters if I did; you're doing the absolute best you can, and this is the result. This is your best life.
 
He’s living his best life now? Damn, he must have moved up to buying breakfast cereal that’s stocked at eye height! No more slumming on the floor shelves for you, Rusty!
 
Ah, Russell--despite yout obvious display of false bravado, little do you know, you actually are living your best life.

Low-paying, dead-end jobs; unhireable in the profession you trained for; bouncing from one rented room to another; constantly running into conflicts with others; failing at every lawsuit you've filed; having your creative offerings ignored by their recipients and mocked by others; having to pay for sex (and still getting turned down); alienated from both of your families; virtually friendless; and an internet laughingstock.

Did I miss anything? Oh, well. It hardly matters if I did; you're doing the absolute best you can, and this is the result. This is your best life.
I think he's built an alternate reality for himself where all the things he says are true, because if he looked at himself objectively, he'd probably run into traffic.
 
I think he's built an alternate reality for himself where all the things he says are true, because if he looked at himself objectively, he'd probably run into traffic.

He already does that because he can't look left or right and is too lazy to actually just turn left or right.
 
"We're living the best life possible. We're dreaming big, our hearts are full"
 
Wstecz
Top Na dole