u kno who da fuck it is (minor update) Race war van gets totaled, WJA supporter Tony gets arrested.

[DeagleDad420]

Some activity today:

Relevant tweets translated from Tycelish as best I could:

Wow, thanks Tony for getting arrested and totaling the fucking race war van, now I'm stuck here with no way to get to Ferguson. Bullshits can't drive. Retard broke the car down in the middle of traffic, then he was arrested for being a bitch. #Prisonlife #Alcatraz

 

[KatsuKitty]

With how the Secret Service is, Tyce is really fucking lucky he can't spell Barack Obama in any way, shape, or form.

I'm willing to bet a cop came by after Stone Tone's shitty 80s Plymouth broke down and obstructed traffic. He was then promptly busted for having no licence, registration, and emotional restraint.

Of note, this is also the first time Tyce himself has referred to it publicly as "The Race War Van", contradicting our original suspicion that this was something goofy Jace came up with.

 

[BillRiley]

Sometimes I think the only thing keeping Tyler alive is the fact that he is too astoundingly stupid to ever effectively act upon his hate-filled little boy revenge fantasies.

 

[The Nameless One]

Sometimes I think the only thing keeping Tyler alive is the fact that he is too astoundingly stupid to ever effectively act upon his hate-filled little boy revenge fantasies.

I've been thinking lately that this is one of the traits that defines a lolcow: their comical idiocy makes them too incompetent to do anything that might take them out of the system. Imagine how many more lolcows there would be if, instead of acting out on their desires, criminals just sat around and lazily tweeted about them.

 

[BillRiley]

I've been thinking lately that this is one of the traits that defines a lolcow: their comical idiocy makes them too incompetent to do anything that might take them out of the system. Imagine how many more lolcows there would be if, instead of acting out on their desires, criminals just sat around and lazily tweeted about them.

You put the idea into words better than I did. Also, imagine how many more Chris-Trans and Jaces there would be if more of them could communicate their lunacy via social media. I think that a crazy person who knows how to make youtube videos is more entertaining than the vast majority of tv shows.

 

[Seahorses]

Sometimes I think the only thing keeping Tyler alive is the fact that he is too astoundingly stupid to ever effectively act upon his hate-filled little boy revenge fantasies.

Aren't the nut-cases the ones that actually shoot at the presidents? See: John Hinckley Jr.

 

[Arctic]

Jace also talked about it briefly in yesterday's stream.

 

[BillRiley]

Aren't the nut-cases the ones that actually shoot at the presidents? See: John Hinckley Jr.

Competent nut-cases, sure. Fortunately most loonies, like Jace and Tyler, can't get organized enough to tie their own shoe laces, or we'd have more of them taking pot shots at the prez. Also, as DeagleDad has pointed out before, Tyler is a gigantic poseur edgelord. Even if he were competent enough to own a car and actually drive it to Ferguson, MO - the chances of him doing anything are pretty low.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I'm kinda iffy on the >minor thing, but okay. Shame, I would've liked to see the Race War Van in pre-wrecked state.

 

[Fwiffo]

If Tyce were ever somebody to be worried about, we would have seen Jace nursing knife wounds instead of beating Tyce down with foam nunchucks.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

"BarrackObama is niger"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger

 

[DeagleDad420]

I'm kinda iffy on the >minor thing, but okay. Shame, I would've liked to see the Race War Van in pre-wrecked state.

Tyce is 18.

 

[ShavedSheep]

I would've liked to see the Race War Van in pre-wrecked state.

Doritos Jacked level classified satellite uplink image.

 

[gamer2014]

Tyce reminds me of those Brickleberry hillbillies.

 

[Sammy]

I thought the Race War Van was already trashed during a street race with the police during Eli's extraction (after a brief showdown in front of the used to be weed shack, now the Commander's home cottage), or was that some false intel?

Could Tyler be so Jenk'd up he's just reacting to the situation now? Kind of like that incorrect anecdote that it takes a Stegosaurus a minute to feel an injury to its tail (because its so big or its brain was so small or some bullshit before scientists reminded whoever wrote that how nerves work), maybe Tyce is always mentally 10 days in the past from shitfume brain damage.

 

[KingofManga420]

>tfw when no way 2 get 2 furgsin

 

[Konstantinos]

So the White Justice militia was comprised of more people than just Tyce? That's surprising to hear. If "Tony's" arrest is anything to go by, I can't imagine it will be long before Tyce ends up as his cellmate.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"Obeme is Niger."

No, Tyce, he's of Kenyan descent.

Every time I hear about the Race War Van, I think about the Punisher's War Van. And that's terrible.

You know, I remember reading an excerpt from Malcom X's autobiography. He recalled a time where he was largely illiterate and would write letters to the President, accusing him of causing social problems. I'm not saying that Tyce is our generation's Malcolm X, but the parallel is still interesting.

 

[Alex Krycek]

With Stone Tone in the joint I have to wonder if the new website will start resembling Tyler's twitter, complete with unnecessary hashtags.

 

[A-№1]

Poor Tyce. He has no way to get to Ferguson now. Am I the only one who kind of wants to buy him a ticket to go there? Only $250 by greyhound bus. One way. I don't think it's worth paying for a round trip.