u kno who da fuck it is (minor update) Race war van gets totaled, WJA supporter Tony gets arrested.

[Chrisaroonie]

Poor Tyce. He has no way to get to Ferguson now. Am I the only one who kind of wants to buy him a ticket to go there? Only $250 by greyhound bus. One way. I don't think it's worth paying for a round trip.

If the Eli fiasco taught us anything, it's that Tyce only buys one way tickets.

Tyce on a public bus is probably way more entertaining than Tyce in the middle of a "Race War" anyways. Seeing him weirding out the normal people for hours at a time in a confined space would be gold. We saw him get beat up really bad by freaking Jace and Eli. We really don't need to see him get beat up by a bunch of angry black people with some aggression to work out.

 

[gettar]

@BarrackObama is suspended from Twitter. I was hoping to see some interaction between Tyce and some kind of parody account he'd believe to be the real obeme.

 

[WWWWolf]

"@McDonalds_DMV"? That's the most 'MERICAN thing I've heard all week. McDonald's and the Department of Motor Vehicles, together at last.

 

[Burned Man]

"@McDonalds_DMV"? That's the most 'MERICAN thing I've heard all week. McDonald's and the Department of Motor Vehicles, together at last.

You want fries with that? Alright then you need to fill out form d7 and stand in the combo meal line over there. NEXT.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"@McDonalds_DMV"? That's the most 'MERICAN thing I've heard all week. McDonald's and the Department of Motor Vehicles, together at last.

DMV is the DC Metro area that includes suburbs in Maryland and Virginia.

Glad to see Tyce is active after getting owned by Jace and Eli

 

[Rogowski]

Sadly, Tyler will never realize that no ride to Ferguson was probably a blessing in disguise.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Some activity today:

Relevant tweets translated from Tycelish as best I could:

Is he copying the hashtags from somewhere else? I don't get how those are correctly spelled when nothing else is.

 

[A-№1]

Tyce on a public bus is probably way more entertaining than Tyce in the middle of a "Race War" anyways. Seeing him weirding out the normal people for hours at a time in a confined space would be gold.

Yeah, that's why I'm thinking Greyhound over any airline. It's a lot easier for Tyce to get kicked out of a bus in the middle of Indiana than an airplane.

 

[Soew]

Is he copying the hashtags from somewhere else? I don't get how those are correctly spelled when nothing else is.

those aren't hashtags, he's actually tweeting @ Obama and an assortment of McDonalds across the United States

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

If the Eli fiasco taught us anything, it's that Tyce only buys one way tickets.

Tyce on a public bus is probably way more entertaining than Tyce in the middle of a "Race War" anyways. Seeing him weirding out the normal people for hours at a time in a confined space would be gold. We saw him get beat up really bad by freaking Jace and Eli. We really don't need to see him get beat up by a bunch of angry black people with some aggression to work out.

Maybe he would bring some jenkem for the ride. #sihtjugonbuhs

 

[Duke Nukem]

With the Race War van destroyed, how is Tyce's skeleton army going to be able to fight for the white race?

Seriously though, I think it's fucking hilarious that the guy doesn't know that "Barack" has one R. One can only dream of a real response to that.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Is he copying the hashtags from somewhere else? I don't get how those are correctly spelled when nothing else is.

Twitter autocompletes hashtags and usernames and stuff if you're typing from a desktop. So I'm guessing he just started mashing buttons on the keyboard and saw "McDonalds" pop up, said out loud "Cul dude that prete sik" and just filled an entire tweet with them.

 

[Roosechu]

Homo hom homom homs hamas homm moho.

 

[Mikeula]

Dang, Tyce gets the Swastikar totaled, his followers imprisoned, hes army disbanded ,and beaten down by his former mentor....Tyce could very well become a super villian in a few months....like a slightly more dangerous Professor Chaos,(with worse costume) and less competence. This is almost a modern day greek tragedy...and Jayce, Tyce,Eli....and even even Colby are the pantheon of modern hereos and demi gods...truly the hereos we deserve in these times. Kind of want to make a Graphic novel based on their exploits.

 

[Xarpho]

Frankly, I doubt that Tyce could point to Ferguson on a map of the United States, much less actually make it out there.

 

[Godjesus]

Frankly, I doubt that Tyce could point to Ferguson on a map of the United States, much less actually make it out there.

To be fair, I have no idea where the fuck Ferguson is in Missouri

 

[CWCissey]

To be fair, I have no idea where the fuck Ferguson is in Missouri

Just under St Louis.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Just under St Louis.

You mean Tyce is coming my way?

Must.... not.... ween....

 

[Godjesus]

Just under St Louis.

Figures.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You mean Tyce is coming my way?

Must.... not.... ween....

If he has to buy a Greyhound ticket, he won't be as easy to find. But considering who we're dealing with, he'll probably just buy (or steal) another van to use. All it needs is this:

Spoiler: Tyce's New Ride