💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[whitepumpkin]

"But this is yard work." He doubles down. "Yard work." He repeats it again, maybe for the dozenth time, as if saying it enough will conjure the almighty 'yard work genie' who will unfuck him......Because uh-- I-- I don't want to replant blackberry bushes if that's what they're gonna ask me to do. I do not wanna put hazards for children in my yard. Hopefully we can be reasonable."

Ohhhh boy. Like this has been bugging me for a while but fuck me, his latest stupidity is really exceptional this time. Especially for someone who claims to be an environmentalist and a vegan.

Now, Devils Club I can understand wanting to get rid of them. They're unpleasant at best and horrific at worst if you fall into them. But the plant is bloody useful. I've got a couple of Forestry books of the Pacific Northwest with Aboriginal notes in it, detailing that there is potential for Devils Club to be an antibiotic for tuberculosis. Aboriginal cultures also used the plant as an antidiabetic, with case studies reviewing if this is possible being done in 1995.

Took me half a second of researching Marles and Farnsworth studies to find an article: https://www.researchgate.net/public..._Protocol_for_Devil's_Club_Oplopanax_horridus
Interesting to note how it mentions the impact of devils club for birds, bears, and other mammals. Meaning it exists for a reason and an environmentalist such as Gurgles should be happy for that. Yet here we are.

Second, Stinging Nettles can be eaten. I have way too many plant books that list it for eating, and I know you can make a mild ginger ale from it. Just some of the uses, as taken from Aboriginal Plant Use in Canada's Northwest Boreal Forest (Printed in 2012 by Natural Resources Canada, if anyone wants to check out the book): Acne Treatment, diarrhea, intestinal worms, urination problems in men, blood purifier, cold treatments, asthma relief, fevers and back pain. Greg could sure use the acne treatment.

And the Blackberry bushes... Which, I'm assuming is either like a Black Currant or from the same family. If he's that concerned about his kids falling into them - probably because he'd kick them in there - it only takes hitting them once to know where not to go. Kids aren't that stupid, unlike their father. Plus, why would such an upstanding vegan cut down what could be a good source of further bragging about his healthy living? Blackberries/black currants can be made into jam. The roots can be boiled to help coughs and colds. Just because they don't fall off into a plastic tub, wrap themselves in plastic, and walk to his front door, doesn't mean they're dangerous and a weed.

But to great environmentalist vegan Truth-Speaker Greg... this all needed to go, including healthy trees and ones that could be used as habitat for migrating birds. Which he then lit on fire. During Wildland Fire Season. And is now complaining on Youtube he did all this for his kids.

Greg isn't just a trainwreck. He's a fucking Lac-Mégantic.

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

the whole defence of him cutting everything down for his kids just makes no sense, lived in the countryside my entire life, have friends who have as well, whenever we fell into bushes, parents just laughed and said 'that'll teach you not to do it' I mean we used to shove each other into nettle patches for a laugh and play chicken with how long you could stay in them, it was a rite of passage. but the whole GoNNA PROTEC KIDS CUZ IM GUD FATHER just it's stupid their fucking plants, maybe he's trying to spin himself as the perfect dad who'd do anything to protect his little miracles, but he's coming across as one of those 'we only eat organic because GMO's cause cancer and no way are we vaccinating because that causes cancer' my medical degree? oh, I don't have one but I read things of Mumsnet and mums know best.
he did do this before where his boy had a rash? and they went to hospital and the doctor wanted to take tests to check up on the infant ( because kids are so vulnerable a simple rash can be the tip of the iceberg) but he sperged out and denied all the tests because he's onision and knows better than a medical professional who spent eight years studying and then has been practising within the medical field for perhaps 20+ years thank goodness the rash wasn't something far more sinister as so often can be the case. are his kids even vaccinated? that's a terrifying thought if their not and their being fed a poor diet they'll have no immune system to protect them or just a poor diet in general (not saying vegetarian/veganism is unhealthy but boot and gurgle are terrible vegetarians) they allowed their sons teeth to rot so what else is going on to the poor kids?

 

[alittlebifurious]

...If he's that concerned about his kids falling into them - probably because he'd kick them in there...

The whole post was more so I rated it as such, but this made me want to rate it

He absolutely would, then he'd film it and post it on youtube like he did with that poor dog in the lake.

But to great environmentalist vegan Truth-Speaker Greg... this all needed to go, including healthy trees and ones that could be used as habitat for migrating birds. Which he then lit on fire. During Wildland Fire Season.

Love it when you talk plant-nerdy for us.

Don't forget he also tossed all the debris into the lake. Also he's not a vegan, he's a vegetarian. He can't stick with veganism because processed vegan options are in short supply and he's too god damn lazy to prep his own foods. It wouldn't be that hard to set up a meal prep day where they cook everything for the week. The damage to his channel is too deep at this point, his cruelty and reputation of that cruelty is well documented. But had he started this back when Troy was first born, he could have shifted gears to a "Healthy Living" angle. He could have even channeled some of his comedy into it and made it a little unique. His videos could include meal preps with Lainey, recipes, etc. Yes, even making homemade treats out of those blackberries.

But Greg's a fucking dolt, and he's lazier than hell. He's so lazy he's set up different computer work stations throughout the house so he never has to go too far for work. The commute is always the worst part of working, even when you work from home apparently. Also, probably so if the kids start screaming in the room he's in, he can get up and pursue his hentai video editing elsewhere. If Lainey starts to clean the house (once every fourth full moon as legend has it) he can get up and go to another work station. You know, instead of actually helping out. He can't be assed to harvest blackberries and utilize them, he can't even be assed to do more than microwave some ultra-processed shit.

Here's his VEEGUN FOOD INSTA for shits and or giggles.

Edit: https://www.instagram.com/p/BZhWd49HsHp/ This one...oh god, this one...

 

[swampprince]

Shreg knows that the weeds won't retroactively abort the anchors to his stupid ass wife so he cleared out the waterfront so that when he's in charge of watching the spawn outside while he's running around screaming in his diaper they'll hopefully wander into the swamp and then his divorce to Lainey will be much easier.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Shreg knows that the weeds won't retroactively abort the anchors to his stupid ass wife so he cleared out the waterfront so that when he's in charge of watching the spawn outside while he's running around screaming in his diaper they'll hopefully wander into the swamp and then his divorce to Lainey will be much easier.

Couldn't he be investigated for negligence, though? I know authorities are reluctant to point the finger at grieving parents but sitting Greg down and watching him fail at trying to hide his smug grin as he tries to pose as the bereft parent would probably make him look suspect.

It's a pretty dark avenue to peer down; I'd like to think Greg would draw the line at setting the kids up for a tragic accident, but considering all his other past actions...

Plus, people here are pretty sure he's going to shoot himself and take the family with him when he finally realizes how big of a hole he's in.

 

[Spacecakes]

And the Blackberry bushes... Which, I'm assuming is either like a Black Currant or from the same family.

I always pictured them more as raspberries because of their fruitlets. I know its off subject, but I love black currants, but they're uncommon in the US because the trees are banned. They almost wiped out pines a long time ago.

 

[Erica]

Couldn't he be investigated for negligence, though? I know authorities are reluctant to point the finger at grieving parents but sitting Greg down and watching him fail at trying to hide his smug grin as he tries to pose as the bereft parent would probably make him look suspect.

It's a pretty dark avenue to peer down; I'd like to think Greg wouldn't consider setting up his children for a tragic accident...

I mean he could, but it wouldn’t go anywhere. Being an asshole to your children and forcing your wife to do all the care giving isn’t severe enough to warrant any action from CPS.

Also something interesting from tumblr:

I’ve also seen some other posts claim that the male name Lainy had chosen was “Eli,” though Onision made them chose “Kai.”

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I mean he could, but it wouldn’t go anywhere. Being an asshole to your children and forcing your wife to do all the care giving isn’t severe enough to warrant any action from CPS.

Also something interesting from tumblr:
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I’ve also seen some other posts claim that the male name Lainy had chosen was “Eli,” though Onision made them chose “Kai.”

Probably because Eli is a masculine name he couldn't shout during dry doggy-style sex and still feel like a man.

Is it pronounced like "Kay" or the first syllable in "kite"?

 

[AbraCadaver]

Probably because Eli is a masculine name he couldn't shout during dry doggy-style sex and still feel like a man.

Is it pronounced like "Kay" or the first syllable in "kite"?

And yet I’m sure Shane slips out every now and then. I only wonder that he didn’t insist she change her name to that, just to cover his tracks.

 

[alittlebifurious]

Speaking of Lainey, she's made a 'extreme closet clean out' video where she tries on a bunch of her clothes and decides what to keep and what to get rid of. This video makes it quite easy to see how unhappy and uncomfortable she is in her own body. She will try on something, look perfectly fine, and complain immediately about how she looks in it.

Notably, two shirts that were more tight-fitting got her immediate ire of how she looks like she 'squeezed' into them. Don't get me wrong, the shirts are on the form-fitting side but neither looks as if she's 100 lbs. of spaceprince in a 10 lbs. sack. The first is tighter, but the second actually has noticeable 'extra' fabric.

Spoiler: omg so tight i must have got this from baby gap

Now not to armchair, but this is definitely a common trait among female sexual abuse survivors-- choosing baggier clothing to hide your figure. I don't know if she really has dysphoria/dysmorphia (i.e. has an professional diagnosis) but her discomfort with her body is quite palpable. A lot of chicks do the 'I have nothing to wear, everything makes me look like shit' thing, but her comments in the video really expound how much she dislikes her form.

All the times she alluded to hating her body, and I'm not including all the times she uttered 'I hate the way this fits, I hate the way this looks on me' or variations of that:

• "I hate everything I own. Everything makes me feel bad, makes me feel gross."
• "I have had issues with this shirt for a long time, and I like would always avoid wearing it but I think that's because I like...hated my body."
• "This shirt has served me well but I hate the way it makes my hips look."
• "Why was I given this body?"

Then she wraps it up by talking about her priorities, how she's going to sell what clothes can be sold since their financial situation is crazy and they're about to owe a lot of money to the state government-- JUST KIDDING!

"All of these clothes will be donated by the way, I don't just set them on fire. And now my closet looks so much cleaner. And now I can go and get clothes that I actually feel comfortable in, and that I actually like and not battle with myself for thirty minutes every morning trying to get dressed and then end up wearing my husband's clothes. I will have a video of that-- my little shopping haul. I'm excited, I have Christmas money and I am ready to shop. I love shopping. I will bring you guys along with me for that and we'll do a shopping haul sometime in the very near future. But this feels good, this feels like a good step. I got rid of so much stuff I've been like hoarding for a long time. Anyways guys, I hope you like the video. If you did, please give me a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel. Thank you so much for watching and I will see you again next time."

Off the topic of her specifically, that fucking closet wtf?

Spoiler: I don't...

I have never seen a closet like that in my life. Are they sleeping in a room that wasn't meant to be a bedroom? Were the house-flippers just...that lazy they couldn't be assed to do more than shove some shelves in there? It's even worse than the closets in my friend's old college apartment, which should speak for itself. A $400,000 house and that is what the master closet looks like? It's almost as if the whole draw of the place was the beautiful back yard-- oh wait...

And Gurpgork, well he's prioritizing vanity as well.

Why is he obsessed with dying his hair? *gasp* Do you guys think he's going grey? I started going grey at 19, it isn't uncommon.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Speaking of Lainey, she's made a 'extreme closet clean out' video where she tries on a bunch of her clothes and decides what to keep and what to get rid of. This video makes it quite easy to see how unhappy and uncomfortable she is in her own body. She will try on something, look perfectly fine, and complain immediately about how she looks in it.

Notably, two shirts that were more tight-fitting got her immediate ire of how she looks like she 'squeezed' into them. Don't get me wrong, the shirts are on the form-fitting side but neither looks as if she's 100 lbs. of spaceprince in a 10 lbs. sack. The first is tighter, but the second actually has noticeable 'extra' fabric.

Spoiler: omg so tight i must have got this from baby gap

Now not to armchair, but this is definitely a common trait among female sexual abuse survivors-- choosing baggier clothing to hide your figure. I don't know if she really has dysphoria/dysmorphia (i.e. has an professional diagnosis) but her discomfort with her body is quite palpable. A lot of chicks do the 'I have nothing to wear, everything makes me look like shit' thing, but her comments in the video really expound how much she dislikes her form.

All the times she alluded to hating her body, and I'm not including all the times she uttered 'I hate the way this fits, I hate the way this looks on me' or variations of that:

• "I hate everything I own. Everything makes me feel bad, makes me feel gross."
• "I have had issues with this shirt for a long time, and I like would always avoid wearing it but I think that's because I like...hated my body."
• "This shirt has served me well but I hate the way it makes my hips look."
• "Why was I given this body?"

Then she wraps it up by talking about her priorities, how she's going to sell what clothes can be sold since their financial situation is crazy and they're about to owe a lot of money to the state government-- JUST KIDDING!

"All of these clothes will be donated by the way, I don't just set them on fire. And now my closet looks so much cleaner. And now I can go and get clothes that I actually feel comfortable in, and that I actually like and not battle with myself for thirty minutes every morning trying to get dressed and then end up wearing my husband's clothes. I will have a video of that-- my little shopping haul. I'm excited, I have Christmas money and I am ready to shop. I love shopping. I will bring you guys along with me for that and we'll do a shopping haul sometime in the very near future. But this feels good, this feels like a good step. I got rid of so much stuff I've been like hoarding for a long time. Anyways guys, I hope you like the video. If you did, please give me a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel. Thank you so much for watching and I will see you again next time."

Off the topic of her specifically, that fucking closet wtf?

Spoiler: I don't...

I have never seen a closet like that in my life. Are they sleeping in a room that wasn't meant to be a bedroom? Were the house-flippers just...that lazy they couldn't be assed to do more than shove some shelves in there? It's even worse than the closets in my friend's old college apartment, which should speak for itself. A $400,000 house and that is what the master closet looks like? It's almost as if the whole draw of the place was the beautiful back yard-- oh wait...

It could work...if you know how to arrange stuff, clothes can be displayed nicely on those shelves. A nice pair of shoes here, neatly folded tops there, a stand with some jewelry here...if you're going masculine, a hat here, some neatly folded tops there, a nice pair of chinos folded here...store your other clothes in dressers or with under the bed storage.

But you have to have a sense of style to do that. This looks like the closet of a teenager/college student who has never evolved passed a plastic dairy transportation vessel dresser.

 

[alittlebifurious]

It could workl...if you know how to arrange stuff, clothes can be displayed nicely on those shelves. A nice pair of shoes here, neatly folded tops there, a stand with some jewelry here...if you're going masculine, a hat here, some neatly folded tops there, a nice pair of chinos folded here...store your other clothes in dressers or with under the bed storage.

But you have to have a sense of style to do that. This looks like the closet of a teenager/college student who has never evolved passed a plastic dairy transportation vessel dresser.

I'm sure it could look nice with effort and organization skills, but it just strikes me as a cheap solution in a house that cost nearly half a million.

Also to your earlier question, it's Kai rhymes with bye. I know because he says it in his 'what I got my husband for Christmas' video.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I have never seen a closet like that in my life. Are they sleeping in a room that wasn't meant to be a bedroom? Were the house-flippers just...that lazy they couldn't be assed to do more than shove some shelves in there? It's even worse than the closets in my friend's old college apartment, which should speak for itself. A $400,000 house and that is what the master closet looks like? It's almost as if the whole draw of the place was the beautiful back yard-- oh wait...

They probably have a nice master closet...which Greg claimed as his own and gave Lainey the shit closet that look like they're used for linens.

 

[bigshot]

I've never heard someone claim that "real jobs" involve skills that transfer.

Not job... career. That's different. YouTube celebrities are 100% dependent on the YouTube algorithms for their fame and the YouTube monetization plan to make their money. Take either one of those things away and they're sunk. They are totally at the mercy of YouTube and there is no other game in town. If YouTube decides they want to go a different direction with their business, all of these celebrities are left high and dry. The secret to building a career is having skills that apply to other allied fields and having the flexibility to change, not go down with the ship. It happened with silent movies and radio and local television. Either you change or you get left behind. I don't see YouTube celebrities diversifying and covering their bases for the inevitable shift away from the way things work right now. And I don't see any of them making the transition to other forms of media. Who knows, perhaps some of them will. But I suspect that the old saying "easy come, easy go" will apply and the vast majority of them will end up getting squeezed out, like Onision. And they won't have any marketable skills that apply to other fields.

Those shelves are for shoes and handbags. You're supposed to put your clothes in a dresser.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Speaking of Lainey, she's made a 'extreme closet clean out' video where she tries on a bunch of her clothes and decides what to keep and what to get rid of. This video makes it quite easy to see how unhappy and uncomfortable she is in her own body. She will try on something, look perfectly fine, and complain immediately about how she looks in it.

Notably, two shirts that were more tight-fitting got her immediate ire of how she looks like she 'squeezed' into them. Don't get me wrong, the shirts are on the form-fitting side but neither looks as if she's 100 lbs. of spaceprince in a 10 lbs. sack. The first is tighter, but the second actually has noticeable 'extra' fabric.

Spoiler: omg so tight i must have got this from baby gap

Now not to armchair, but this is definitely a common trait among female sexual abuse survivors-- choosing baggier clothing to hide your figure. I don't know if she really has dysphoria/dysmorphia (i.e. has an professional diagnosis) but her discomfort with her body is quite palpable. A lot of chicks do the 'I have nothing to wear, everything makes me look like shit' thing, but her comments in the video really expound how much she dislikes her form.

All the times she alluded to hating her body, and I'm not including all the times she uttered 'I hate the way this fits, I hate the way this looks on me' or variations of that:

• "I hate everything I own. Everything makes me feel bad, makes me feel gross."
• "I have had issues with this shirt for a long time, and I like would always avoid wearing it but I think that's because I like...hated my body."
• "This shirt has served me well but I hate the way it makes my hips look."
• "Why was I given this body?"

Then she wraps it up by talking about her priorities, how she's going to sell what clothes can be sold since their financial situation is crazy and they're about to owe a lot of money to the state government-- JUST KIDDING!

"All of these clothes will be donated by the way, I don't just set them on fire. And now my closet looks so much cleaner. And now I can go and get clothes that I actually feel comfortable in, and that I actually like and not battle with myself for thirty minutes every morning trying to get dressed and then end up wearing my husband's clothes. I will have a video of that-- my little shopping haul. I'm excited, I have Christmas money and I am ready to shop. I love shopping. I will bring you guys along with me for that and we'll do a shopping haul sometime in the very near future. But this feels good, this feels like a good step. I got rid of so much stuff I've been like hoarding for a long time. Anyways guys, I hope you like the video. If you did, please give me a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel. Thank you so much for watching and I will see you again next time."

Off the topic of her specifically, that fucking closet wtf?

Spoiler: I don't...

I have never seen a closet like that in my life. Are they sleeping in a room that wasn't meant to be a bedroom? Were the house-flippers just...that lazy they couldn't be assed to do more than shove some shelves in there? It's even worse than the closets in my friend's old college apartment, which should speak for itself. A $400,000 house and that is what the master closet looks like? It's almost as if the whole draw of the place was the beautiful back yard-- oh wait...

And Gurpgork, well he's prioritizing vanity as well.

Why is he obsessed with dying his hair? *gasp* Do you guys think he's going grey? I started going grey at 19, it isn't uncommon.

Thanks so much for the summary! This video is sad and grim and I wish she'd pack the kids and go home to her parents because this is never going to get any better for her and it's soon going to get a lot worse as he cracks under the strain of his own idiocy and the harm he has done them financially.

I am still of the opinion that everything Lainey says about hating her body is echoing what Greg has been saying to her off-camera and how he treats her in their daily life.

Spoiler: Here be sperging about Lainey's gender and sexual identity and what happens to you when you marry a dude like Greg

As their relationship progresses, her appearance becomes more and more slipshod and more and more depressive. Her "trans" status was always just a ploy for Greg to be able to use her to recruit bi-curious and easily manipulated girls to come to the house ostensibly for her to date only to find themselves in Greg's harem. He literally was the person who told her she is trans. She never reached that conclusion on her own, though later adopting male grooming habits and styles made her life easier.

Lainey's gross but she was 14 when Greg started grooming her. He had her pregnant and married at 17, and her life has been absolute chaos since marrying Greg. Her body issues, it seems to me, are the result of sexual abuse as a child combined with Greg's continued assault on her physical and psychological integrity. They got matching tattoos before she was legally able to vote and her body changed from a teen's tight, unblemished skin to that of a young mother with stretch marks. Greg likes impregnating women but hates what it does to their bodies and loathes the results so you know she heard endless remarks about her body.

Greg says the pregnancies are harder on him than on Lainey - he cannot even let her have the bodily experience of being pregnant without making the process of carrying and bearing a child all about his reactions to her body. In a sense, he is telling her that what happens to her body is far worse for him than it ever will be for her, making occupying her body even dicier to her than if she was genuinely trans. If what she wants to do with her body is not what Greg wants, her body is in rebellion and she is forced to make the no-win decision of pleasing him and being miserable or pleasing herself and being miserable. She's made her body the enemy, not the piece of shit who has asserted ownership of her body.

Look at how the rest of their lives together look. He demands sexual servicing several times a day, generally blow jobs, followed by a hot shower. Several times a day she has to remove her clothes, get her hair wet, ruin her makeup and regroom herself. Looking masculine - very short hair that does not require styling, loose, baggy clothes, no makeup - makes dealing with his bizarre habits easier on her.

Then there's their actual sex life, where she is frequently bitten hard enough to leave marks and covered in visible hickeys. Not small, teenage hickeys but bruises the size of small apples all over the front and side of her neck. With the tattoos they got as a couple, Greg literally marks her body to remind her who really is in control.

Looking at her now and comparing her to where she was even just before she got pregnant with Bandaid Baby 2, Lainey still made an effort with her appearance. Her clothing choices always seemed awful to me but she still was clearly attempting to put together outfits she liked, dyed her hair colors that were pleasing to her and not just an attempt to conform to an edgy lifestyle, and did makeup in a way that at times flattered her. Her hair was longer and wispy and decidedly feminine. She wore dresses and skirts, showing no sign of the dysphoria she claims now. She seemed very comfortable in her identity. The longer she has been with Greg, the worse she looks and it has nothing to do with transition as it does with having her will flattened.

When she finally gets away from Greg, she will return to feminine clothing and styling choices. She may even have another baby if she is permitted to process the pregnancy from her own perspective without her mate shaping her pregnancy experience for his own psychological benefit. This is all the result of being a sad, needy girl who was groomed by a predator after falling victim to other predators. Lainey's a trashfire now in her own right but all this gender "I hate my body" bullshit is her doing what Greg wants and shaping her life around his gross and often outrageous demands on her body.

 

[TotallyAChick]

Speaking of Lainey, she's made a 'extreme closet clean out' video where she tries on a bunch of her clothes and decides what to keep and what to get rid of. This video makes it quite easy to see how unhappy and uncomfortable she is in her own body. She will try on something, look perfectly fine, and complain immediately about how she looks in it.

This is just my opinion, but while watching, I had a feeling that she either dislikes the fit of tight shirts, or those that are big enough to hide her body shape completely. I do believe Lainey has body issues. Hell, even something connected to gender. But wouldn't big clothes lessen the stress from having a curvy-ish body? Not saying wearing a tent is a solution, but the medium sizes she usually keeps make it obvious she's wearing a binder. Or that the size of her shoulders doesn't even match her hips. "Not liking how clothes from men's section fit"-smh.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

This is just my opinion, but while watching, I had a feeling that she either dislikes the fit of tight shirts, or those that are big enough to hide her body shape completely. I do believe Lainey has body issues. Hell, even something connected to gender. But wouldn't big clothes lessen the stress from having a curvy-ish body? Not saying wearing a tent is a solution, but the medium sizes she usually keeps make it obvious she's wearing a binder. Or that the size of her shoulders doesn't even match her hips. "Not liking how clothes from men's section fit"-smh.

It's all in what you wear and how you style it. Wear more of a boot cut style jeans, wear shirts that aren't 'girly/baby tee fit' or from the kids section (because they will be tighter). Just because it's from the boys section doesn't mean it's going to fit your adult female frame like it does a 9 year old boy. If she's wearing a binder, she's probably going to want to go up a size to conceal that. It's not so much the size, it's more the style. If you don't want button ups that nip in at the waist, get a boyfriend fit or by a shirt that fits you in the men's section. Hell, get your jeans in the men's or boy's section, they tend to be looser in the thighs and butt than women's jeans.

Spoiler: My Own Experience Dressing As A Male

I say this as a costumer and a performer. Not to powerlevel, but I'm a 5'0", 90 pound woman, 32-24-34. I played Yitzhak in "Hedwig & The Angry Inch", if anyone is familiar with that show. I bought an AC/DC shirt & a long sleeved tee to wear under it in the men's section of Wal-Mart, jeans in the boy's section, a used pair of Timberlands and leather gloves (like batting gloves, but leather) with the fingers cut off to hid my tiny ass lady hands. I straighten my hair, put a bandana over it, glued on a goatee & mustache and no one had a clue I was female.

That was to look entirely male. If Lainey really feels uncomfortable in clothes that are remotely form fitting, she has options. It's only a Google search away.

 

[alittlebifurious]

Spoiler: Here be sperging about Lainey's gender and sexual identity and what happens to you when you marry a dude like Greg

As their relationship progresses, her appearance becomes more and more slipshod and more and more depressive. Her "trans" status was always just a ploy for Greg to be able to use her to recruit bi-curious and easily manipulated girls to come to the house ostensibly for her to date only to find themselves in Greg's harem. He literally was the person who told her she is trans. She never reached that conclusion on her own, though later adopting male grooming habits and styles made her life easier.

Lainey's gross but she was 14 when Greg started grooming her. He had her pregnant and married at 17, and her life has been absolute chaos since marrying Greg. Her body issues, it seems to me, are the result of sexual abuse as a child combined with Greg's continued assault on her physical and psychological integrity. They got matching tattoos before she was legally able to vote and her body changed from a teen's tight, unblemished skin to that of a young mother with stretch marks. Greg likes impregnating women but hates what it does to their bodies and loathes the results so you know she heard endless remarks about her body.

Greg says the pregnancies are harder on him than on Lainey - he cannot even let her have the bodily experience of being pregnant without making the process of carrying and bearing a child all about his reactions to her body. In a sense, he is telling her that what happens to her body is far worse for him than it ever will be for her, making occupying her body even dicier to her than if she was genuinely trans. If what she wants to do with her body is not what Greg wants, her body is in rebellion and she is forced to make the no-win decision of pleasing him and being miserable or pleasing herself and being miserable. She's made her body the enemy, not the piece of shit who has asserted ownership of her body.

Look at how the rest of their lives together look. He demands sexual servicing several times a day, generally blow jobs, followed by a hot shower. Several times a day she has to remove her clothes, get her hair wet, ruin her makeup and regroom herself. Looking masculine - very short hair that does not require styling, loose, baggy clothes, no makeup - makes dealing with his bizarre habits easier on her.

Then there's their actual sex life, where she is frequently bitten hard enough to leave marks and covered in visible hickeys. Not small, teenage hickeys but bruises the size of small apples all over the front and side of her neck. With the tattoos they got as a couple, Greg literally marks her body to remind her who really is in control.

Looking at her now and comparing her to where she was even just before she got pregnant with Bandaid Baby 2, Lainey still made an effort with her appearance. Her clothing choices always seemed awful to me but she still was clearly attempting to put together outfits she liked, dyed her hair colors that were pleasing to her and not just an attempt to conform to an edgy lifestyle, and did makeup in a way that at times flattered her. Her hair was longer and wispy and decidedly feminine. She wore dresses and skirts, showing no sign of the dysphoria she claims now. She seemed very comfortable in her identity. The longer she has been with Greg, the worse she looks and it has nothing to do with transition as it does with having her will flattened.

When she finally gets away from Greg, she will return to feminine clothing and styling choices. She may even have another baby if she is permitted to process the pregnancy from her own perspective without her mate shaping her pregnancy experience for his own psychological benefit. This is all the result of being a sad, needy girl who was groomed by a predator after falling victim to other predators. Lainey's a trashfire now in her own right but all this gender "I hate my body" bullshit is her doing what Greg wants and shaping her life around his gross and often outrageous demands on her body.

I agree. I had some of the same thoughts myself. Also I feel like Greg told her that her pregnancies are harder on him in an attempt to circumvent her complaining. Of course she was going to complain, being pregnant is a miserable thing. So many things ache, the nausea, etc. So if he makes her believe it is harder for him, maybe she would think 'oh I need to keep this to myself.' That way he doesn't have to hear it or conjure up some faux sympathy. Greg is about as empathetic as a crusty codpiece. Looks like one too.

I could also see a situation where she does complain about something, just to have him cut her off and tell her about how much harder he is having it. Eventually she'd give up complaining, right?

I also agree that Lainey has been putting less and less effort into her appearance-- which is fine. Most moms of two young kids don't go around in a full face of makeup. But it wasn't typical for her, she loved makeup and now that love is gone. Abandoning hobbies that brought you happiness is a sign of depression. As is putting less effort into your appearance and personal hygiene.

Lainey isn't stupid. She's not like some of the more simple lolcows who are dumb enough to be happy in their depressing lives. I think we're seeing signs of stress and depression creeping in as she gets older and more mature and self aware of the fact she's falling into a financial pit dug by none other than her scrub of a husband, and she's got two kids strapped to her and along for the ride.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget he also tossed all the debris into the lake. Also he's not a vegan, he's a vegetarian.

I doubt he's even consistently that. Either way, he isn't a vegan/vegetarian/whatever for any moral reason, or he wouldn't have sadistically murdered that turtle.

 

[drtoboggan]

The pregnancies were harder on him than they were on her? What a bitchy little faggot. No wonder nobody watches his garbage anymore.