🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[GS 281]

Holy shit, this thread is on white hot fire. It has to be getting advertised some place. Since it went live at 11:00PM EST (it was in TTS for a few days before it was eventually approved), it has almost 96,000 views.

This is already the 169th most viewed thread in lolcow!

 

[An Ghost]

I was doing some digging around her dA and I might've found an answer to some of the shit she was saying about the thread's OP, there is a picture of her sitting down in that Bavarian dress:

...but you'd have to be blind to think that's what was referred to when the other picture is linked in the thread.

The ponies are autistic but the frozen bedsheets are choice.

I was staring at this thread's title thinking to myself "Why does this name sound so familiar?". Then it just hit me.

Me and Harriet used to be mutuals via Facebook a couple years ago. I can't remember if i added her or she added me, possibly the latter since i never added randos. She seemed pretty okay, didn't seem crazy. I used to see a lot of her obsession with MLP but i shrugged it off since it was a pretty popular thing. But i do know one thing. I remember seeing her hanging out with a horrorcow Gallantmon8 (Benjamin Schroeder), husband of fictional character Rosalina and was recently caught sexting/being sexual with minors and has been hiding ever since with a new name. If i remember correctly, Ben used to be kinda sexual with her, which to no surprise and i think Harriet liked it or called him out on his crap on Facebook. I used to see her many times on Ben's Facebook page in the comments.

This was over 8 years ago so my mind is pretty foggy about the details but i do know she hung around Ben. It's amazing how i actually know someone with a thread here on the farms. Pretty crazy.

Lolcows are herd animals. They travel in groups.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

The ponies are autistic but the frozen bedsheets are choice.

Yeah, nah. Frozen bedsheets are never choice. Especially those Frozen bedsheets.

Holy shit, this thread is on white hot fire. It has to be getting advertised some place. Since it went live at 11:00PM EST (it was in TTS for a few days before it was eventually approved), it has almost 96,000 views.

This is already the 169th most viewed thread in lolcow!

Do you have stats on users Vs guests?

 

[GS 281]

Do you have stats on users Vs guests?

no

 

[Kaabi]

Facebook never forgets get to scrolling we want receipts

Sadly, i'd have to access Ben's Facebook account to find Harriet's comments. I've seen her on his page rather then hers 99% of the time. But i'd rather not be friends with a guy who likes sexting or seeing minors as sexy aged-up mermaids with big tits.

I had Harriet's 2nd Facebook account so there's a SHIT TON of random posts, ramblings, art and it's hard to sift through it all. The OP already has this screenshot. After i saw this on Facebook, that was the last i've seen of her. I never bothered messaging her at the time or finding her elsewhere to get her new Facebook or any other social media. I shrugged and didn't care since the post seemed mean-spirited out of nowhere for no reason, it kinda felt like i did something wrong. But i didn't care.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

no

Faaaark. Oh well. You're doing the lord's work by listening to Lagoona sperg like that and not just sending her dick pics.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Why would anyone want to see her cheesy feet?

This is the Internet, man. There's a fetish for everything.

These quotes are both from the same thread. Proof that where there's a female on the internet, fetishes will come up repeatedly.

 

[Jaiman]

If there's one thing that gives me about autistic female cows, it's how hypersexual the vast majority of them are. She's obviously a perverted horndog but, shit, @LagoonaBlue do you have any "friends" who you haven't had sex with or sent nudes to? Do all of your "friends" want one of those two things from you? Do you have any female friends? Is your boyfriend actually your boyfriend, as in does he call himself that in public in front of people you both know, or does he fuck you and occasionally take you out but asks you not to tell anyone about what you two get up to?

Because they were threadbanned, I never got the answer in this thread why they posed with Paw patrol crap. The reason why is boring, but the reaction to me just asking was really something.
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I like how she's pulling out the abelist card now

For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.



Eventually she began demanding to talk to the person who found her out because she wanted to "apologize", but she was told it was handled. She still wanted to inform the person that she has autism though.



She remained relentless that she wanted to talk it out and get unblocked.



Swinging for the fences for pity points here. The histrionics here are breathtaking



This was months before this thread was made. She was scared that Chris would talk shit about her and that if he did, her dad would kill her.



She has a warped sense of self-awareness here



More pity powerleveling



Offering up autism papers



I thought that ignoring her for a while would let this all pass, but she kept msging me about it.





More mental health whinging.



Being blocked by Chris is literally like being "BLOCKED BY GOD"




Here is the full thing if youre really that bored.

https://pastebin.com/t2SwNu7D

There's a lot of gaslighting and manipulation from Harriet in these posts. She knows our community very well, and the more she says stupid shit, the less sorry I'm feeling for her.

Since 2015, Harriet and I have been Twitter mutuals, she told me pretty quickly in private that she was also a kiwi. We got along and chat very rarely now and then, but I wouldn't say we were good friends. In the images I attached, she tried to DM me about her thread, asking if we were still friends and just complaining about how she's not a deserving target. I tried to be reasonable, and later fell asleep. I guess she didn't like that I didn't respond cause I'm blocked now. Harriet is also currently locked.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

There's a lot of gaslighting and manipulation from Harriet in these posts. She knows our community very well, and the more she says stupid shit, the less sorry I'm feeling for her.

Since 2015, Harriet and I have been Twitter mutuals, she told me pretty quickly in private that she was also a kiwi. We got along and chat very rarely now and then, but I wouldn't say we were good friends. In the images I attached, she tried to DM me about her thread, asking if we were still friends and just complaining about how she's not a deserving target. I tried to be reasonable, and later fell asleep. I guess she didn't like that I didn't respond cause I'm blocked now. Harriet is also currently locked.

 

[Rubberchickenchu]

I've just read the whole thread!
It was Labelle that made me discover the farm
But it was some then recently posted message about a Glasgow meeting that made me lurk

Now I wonder what really happened during the meeting if they are both liar
Laguna outed herself as a kiwi
Labelle asked her politely to leave
Then it turned into a lying contest over the internet

I was talking about my girldick in front of hundreds of genderspecial children when a woman in Bavarian dress appeared out of nowhere.
She was Eva Braun back from hell!
I pulled my dress and repealed her by showing how non jew I am.
But too late, she contaminated with her facial plague and cursed me with Bavarian Beer Belly!
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[J A N D E K]

tfw poetic justice proofreads your old posts

Spoiler

https://archive.is/VMoRh

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

"Violence solves nothing, but I really wanna smack a stranger on the internet for getting into an argument with another stranger on the internet"

 

[Hellfire]

I was staring at this thread's title thinking to myself "Why does this name sound so familiar?". Then it just hit me.

Me and Harriet used to be mutuals via Facebook a couple years ago. I can't remember if i added her or she added me, possibly the latter since i never added randos. She seemed pretty okay, didn't seem crazy. I used to see a lot of her obsession with MLP but i shrugged it off since it was a pretty popular thing. But i do know one thing. I remember seeing her hanging out with a horrorcow Gallantmon8 (Benjamin Schroeder), husband of fictional character Rosalina and was recently caught sexting/being sexual with minors and has been hiding ever since with a new name. If i remember correctly, Ben used to be kinda sexual with her, which to no surprise and i think Harriet liked it or called him out on his crap on Facebook. I used to see her many times on Ben's Facebook page in the comments.

This was over 8 years ago so my mind is pretty foggy about the details but i do know she hung around Ben. It's amazing how i actually know someone with a thread here on the farms. Pretty crazy.

She made a callout post about him in June 2011. https://archive.li/XBVyf

 

[AnOminous]

I tried to be reasonable, and later fell asleep. I guess she didn't like that I didn't respond cause I'm blocked now. Harriet is also currently locked.

Throwing a sperg tantrum because someone fell asleep instead of instantly responding to some sperg is something that happens like every day on the "Nice Guys" thread.

Is she trying to be some fucked up amalgam of every cow type we have?

 

[BastardLegs]

It's been fascinating seeing people get into this thread, mildly open-minded and prepared to defend her, and then finish it absolutely repulsed. I feel like I'm watching a potential horrorcow in the making.

 

[wes]

I logged in just to post this (archive) because I remembered it just now. Unfortunately, no pictures of her in the shirt itself.

Spoiler: JonTron shirt

EDIT:

Spoiler: Uncanny Resemblance

(source/archive)

 

[CWCissey]

Can we say Lagoona is a Compilation Cow seeing as she's basically a mix of the best cows?

Also I really think @Null should make Wuthering Heights play on Lagoona's profile.

 

[Picklechu]

This thread was hilarious, then meh, then hilarious again. Thanks for the ride, PonyPantsu.

@yawning sneasel is barring the door against a ravenous pack of wolves and this chick is trying to shove him out of the way to let the wolves inside. Christ.

Blocked! By the God of Autism! Chris already thinks he's a deity, but if he proclaimed to be the god of Autism I think that's something people could really get behind.

"You can NEVER! CYBERBULLY!!! GODDDDDDD!!!!!!"

https://youtu.be/nKbkvjZkzkE?t=136

I gotta admit that I sorta fapped when I saw this pic.

It was early morning and I had just woke up, so you know... I just liked the way her erect nipple left a visible indention from her shirt.

You know, those are some pretty dank tits and with the right amount of whip cream and some fruit you could easily enjoy a nice suckle of her areola (sp). She's built thick too, so you know she can take a thorough pounding. Her midsection seems kinda boxy but soft, sorta like the new Jeep Compass, so you can be rough and she could take it.

What I am trying to say here is that if she was bent over and had her ass in the air, her mlpanties would probably end up on the ground in seconds.

In Ruckersville, VA, Barb cries softly to herself in her Hoard, and doesn't know why.

 

[Kaabi]

She made a callout post about him in June 2011. https://archive.li/XBVyf

Ok THAT rings a bell very clearly in my head. I can't believe someone archived that because i recognize her username and avatar from this, it just rang a bell seeing that archive. I forgot she used to post callouts on DA years ago. Now that i see this, i think she used to talk to Ben's family members when she got into stupid arguments with him. Pretty funny now that i think back, but it all took place on his page. I notice Harriet was talking to this person in the comments. This guy is basically another Rosalina husband waifu guy, but had some sense then Ben even though they got into stupid slapfights over a fictional character.

 

[Big Nasty]

How tall is she? In some pics she looks like 6'.