🍽️ حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

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yawning sneasel powiedział(a):
For those who do not frequent the Chris-Chan board, for a time, null had control of Chris' twitter and would use it to simply block speds who were trying to give chris a hard time. There are so many fucking speds that the wall of piss just grows my the day and you can't really make a dent. One of the speds that was blocked by null was @LagoonaBlue. She was blocked for... well you already seen what for. Because of this, she had an autistic meltdown of monumental proportions which spilled out over the course of a weekend in my Discord messenger. Below is an unedited chat with her and the highlights because no one's gonna wanna read all this shit.

She first contacted me about the blocking and why it happened.
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:offtopic: My god dude, you are so fucking nice.
 
@yawning sneasel is barring the door against a ravenous pack of wolves and this chick is trying to shove him out of the way to let the wolves inside. Christ.

Blocked! By the God of Autism! Chris already thinks he's a deity, but if he proclaimed to be the god of Autism I think that's something people could really get behind.
 
Maybe those highlights of the chat should be added to the OP, it helps plenty to establish Lagoona's motives with this whole MUH HOMELESSNESS shit.
yawning sneasel powiedział(a):
You'd be surprised.

Staff generally don't talk about users who get cringy about weird shit, but when you have an instance like this, its like "this is a legit lolcow who just so happened to roam onto the farm, it'd be against our ethos to hold back on this content"
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I've encountered a few of those myself even though I only manage one thread. It's kinda surreal.
 
hood LOLCOW powiedział(a):
Since everyone else is sharing their convos, I'll share mine too. It contained the so called rebuttal earlier in the thread and her begging, and that's basically it.
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Here's a text version while we're at it, if you want easy quotes:
You've got me all wrong mate.

I don't quite understand why you're painting me in a negative light because it's actually quite upsetting.

I would be willing to discuss some things if you want. To put your mind at rest and maybe we could even apologise?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:33 PM
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Alright, what do you want to discuss?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 5:37 PM
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The OP.

A lot of it is very wrong.

A LOT of what was mentioned was shit I did when I was much younger.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:39 PM
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Such as?

And just because you did them when you were younger doesn't mean it's not valid.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 5:54 PM
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Look are you willing to talk?

I genuinely am sorry and honestly quite scared.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 5:54 PM
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I am willing to talk, and you haven't explained to me which parts were wrong.

And why are you sorry and scared?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:15 PM
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I'm sorry I caused all this. I really am.

I'm scared because of the consequences.

I know I should really have thought about my actions first.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:16 PM
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I would say that you had plenty of time to think about the consequences, maybe from November 2015?

And you still haven't explained to me which parts of the OP was wrong, and therefore I would have to conclude that the OP is, in fact, accurate.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:23 PM
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I was a student for the first year of me being here.

I was then bumming around trying to find a job.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:25 PM
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Can I trust you won't try and shut me down if I actually explain this to you properly?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:26 PM
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Alright.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:35 PM
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Do you accept my apology first off?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:36 PM
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I'm not sure what did you wrong to me, I just want to hear your explanation first.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:38 PM
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I made you dislike me, which was NEVER my aim. OK?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:40 PM
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I never said I disliked you, just that I thought you were funny enough for a thread. And my statement still stands, the explanation first and then the apology.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:44 PM
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Can I get my ability to edit/delete stuff back if I comply?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 6:45 PM
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I'll try talking to some staff, but only if you comply.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 6:52 PM
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OK you want to know my side of things?

Firstly, the majority of site staff know I am in an abusive household so agreed to keep my location a secret regardless. Yawning Sneasel said to me on discord they didn't want me physically hurt as a result of ANYTHING that happened on here.

My first facebook was abandoned due to my ex-best friend spreading malicious rumours about me. There were too many photos of me and her on my page for me to continue using that page and it brought back a lot of uncomfortable memories.

I know my art is shit, I have stated multiple times. I'm kind of embarrassed by a lot of it which Is why I kind of gave up on it. Because I know fine I can't improve.

I didn't buy the JonTron cake, that was actually an in-joke between me and my best friend.

I never showed my fanfiction to my lecturer, I stated my lecturers were aware of my personal twitter and had potentially seen my fanfiction which I was embarrassed about. that's why I stopped writing fanfiction too. because it was cringey.

Also the poem quoted in the OP was written by Ally Star/jontron-is-beautiful who I think is threadworthy herself.

Also the guy I wrote about on the Rick and Morty blog was a guy I was in a friends with benefits relationship with at the time.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:00 PM
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Now can you unblock me from that thread and allow me to post?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:11 PM
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LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Firstly, the majority of site staff know I am in an abusive household so agreed to keep my location a secret regardless. Yawning Sneasel said to me on discord they didn't want me physically hurt as a result of ANYTHING that happened on here.
Not an excuse to have unsavory details on the OP. And if the location was kept secret staff would have notified me about it.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
My first facebook was abandoned due to my ex-best friend spreading malicious rumours about me. There were too many photos of me and her on my page for me to continue using that page and it brought back a lot of uncomfortable memories.
Fair enough, so it's not about Labelle.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I know my art is shit, I have stated multiple times. I'm kind of embarrassed by a lot of it which Is why I kind of gave up on it. Because I know fine I can't improve.
Not a good excuse to remove it from OP, it was your art and own it up.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I didn't buy the JonTron cake, that was actually an in-joke between me and my best friend.
Seems awfully convenient, I seriously doubt people make custom JonTron cakes off the bat.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I never showed my fanfiction to my lecturer, I stated my lecturers were aware of my personal twitter and had potentially seen my fanfiction which I was embarrassed about. that's why I stopped writing fanfiction too. because it was cringey.
Another fine point details, the fact that there's a good chance your lecturer saw them stands in the OP.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Also the poem quoted in the OP was written by Ally Star/jontron-is-beautiful who I think is threadworthy herself.
Nice job throwing another JonTron fag under the bus, and seeing as you admitted you wrote parts of it and published on your blog, it still stands.
LagoonaBlue said: ↑
Also the guy I wrote about on the Rick and Morty blog was a guy I was in a friends with benefits relationship with at the time.
Ok.

Conclusion: the so called "lies" are rather fine details, the OP would still mostly be the same as it is.

As for blocking you in the thread, it's not within my power to do or undo that.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 7:26 PM
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The cake was my birthday present.

Nope, they are lies. You're misreading and misconstruing them and it's actually rather embarrassing.

Well who blocked me?

I genuinely am sorry. I just want to apologise to everyone and get this over and done with.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:30 PM
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You made out in the OP that I said I was a good artist and was boastful about my work.

That's a lie.

You make out like I'm still proud of my shitty fanfiction. Also a lie.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:32 PM
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The fact that the JonTron thread is your birthday present, regardless of whether you bought it yourself or not, will still be noted.

Own up your work, you posted it and now it's in the OP.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 7:43 PM
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can you please try and consider my apology? I genuinely am sorry for whatever I did to make you dislike me that much.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 7:45 PM
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Again, never said I dislike you, only found your footprint amusing.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 8:41 PM
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How?

Why laugh at me for stuff I regret doing and forgot to delete?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 8:42 PM
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Because it's funny.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 9:37 PM
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Humour is subjective.

You can find me cringey all you want, I don't care. It's shit like this that causes me to go into panic mode.

Who else do I have to apologise to?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 9:39 PM
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You keep saying that some people hated you enough to justify a thread, while the answer is still the same: Humor.

Are you projecting your hate for lolcows like Chris and Autphag here?
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 10:16 PM
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I actually don't hate them as much as i said. I do miss Autphag and just hope he's getting on and changing his life for the better.

And I'm not a worthy target IMHO. I'm just cringey.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 10:19 PM
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LagoonaBlue said: ↑
I actually don't hate them as much as i said. I do miss Autphag and just hope he's getting on and changing his life for the better.

And I'm not a worthy target IMHO. I'm just cringey.
Welcome to Kiwi Farms, we find cringey people funny.
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 11:03 PM
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Do you accept my apology.
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 11:05 PM
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sure why not
hood LOLCOW, Yesterday at 11:14 PM
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well what else do you want me to do?
LagoonaBlue, Yesterday at 11:26 PM
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I think we were all fairly sure that none of it actually was incorrect. "You made me out to be boastful of my art" or "My friend co-wrote my Jon Jafari hardcore porn fanfiction" isn't exactly like calling someone a pedophile for 100 pages (Bryan Dunn vs. Vidar, in case you're wondering). And even then, the vast majority of content people are consuming in this thread are her own posts, and they then draw their own conclusions from them.

"It was a long time ago" would maybe be something to consider if she wasn't pulling all kinds of random excuses now to try and cover up for it. If she had just said "Oh boy, that's embarrassing, but it was a few years ago, I'm not like that anymore, haha", then this thread would have died then and there.
 
PrincessJupiter powiedział(a):
I think we were all fairly sure that none of it actually was incorrect. "You made me out to be boastful of my art" or "My friend co-wrote my Jon Jafari hardcore porn fanfiction" isn't exactly like calling someone a pedophile for 100 pages (Bryan Dunn vs. Vidar, in case you're wondering). And even then, the vast majority of content people are consuming in this thread are her own posts, and they then draw their own conclusions from them.

"It was a long time ago" would maybe be something to consider if she wasn't pulling all kinds of random excuses now to try and cover up for it. If she had just said "Oh boy, that's embarrassing, but it was a few years ago, I'm not like that anymore, haha", then this thread would have died then and there.
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wasn't she also repeatedly responding to people in the thread and to those who posted in it via pm's and profile comments? Seems like she could dish it out against Chris and other people but couldn't take the same treatment herself
 
So I'm trying to figure something out. She's a proud atheist, but getting blocked by Chris is like getting blocked by someone she doesn't even believe in? If she doesn't believe, then how does it bother her?
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why would you even become a member of this site if you think it's not okay to laugh at people for doing dumb, cringey shit on the internet? ........or is it only not okay to do when people are doing it to you..?

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I'm just going to post this because I've known of Lagoona Blue's antics for years. My girl Sophie was telling me the stuff sent in DM's and it's shocking. Sophie was really scared of being kidnapped at a primark. Here's my summation of Lagoona Blue:

She is very much like Chris-chan. She has an enabling mother, she's spoiled, she eats nothing but JUNK FOOD, she thinks she is always in the right, people (be it troll or white knight) who try to talk sense to her can very rarely get through to her as she's so arrogant...I could go on.

Unlike Chris, she actually has fans and white knights.
 
I couldn’t have imagined this thread would actually get better, but is it possible for even a laminated victim card to fall apart from YEARS of use/abuse?
 
When I saw this thread, I was filled with a horrible sadness for reasons I can't seem to parse. It's not pity, it's just. . .sadness. Harriet makes me sad & I have no idea why.

The claims about her father abusing her really struck a cord with me, but she's an adult, yes? If she can call the police about her thread then she can call the cops on her dad. & honestly? Being homeless sucks, but it beats being stuck in a shitty environment.

I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm a huge faggy marshmallow, but I'm having a hard time being amused by this.

Not to say that she doesn't deserve her thread, because she totally does.
 
@introman that’s so very unsurprising. What is surprising, though, is everyone falling for her transparent plays for sympathy. Oh boo hoo, my parents are abusive. Boo hoo my parents are kicking me out of the house. Boo hoo everyone here is an ableist shitlord who can’t let the past lie.
Look, after 8,000+ posts here, she should have known the deal. To think she would be treated any differently is hilarious. She’s a pony fag who likes diapers and has a creepy obsession with Jon Tron and CWC.
 
BOLDYSPICY! powiedział(a):
When I saw this thread, I was filled with a horrible sadness for reasons I can't seem to parse. It's not pity, it's just. . .sadness. Harriet makes me sad & I have no idea why.

The claims about her father abusing her really struck a cord with me, but she's an adult, yes? If she can call the police about her thread then she can call the cops on her dad. & honestly? Being homeless sucks, but it beats being stuck in a shitty environment.

I dunno. Maybe it's because I'm a huge faggy marshmallow, but I'm having a hard time being amused by this.

Not to say that she doesn't deserve her thread, because she totally does.
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It makes me sad, too. I don't really feel bad for her, because we can clearly see from every single thing since the thread opened that she's basically bringing all this on herself, which is basically the crowning mark of any lolcow, but it's just sad.

I wasn't around for the original a-log, but it sounds like a complete 1:1 of him. Obsessed with being better than Chris, but then acting just like him when things go wrong.
 
CWCissey powiedział(a):
Surely Lagoona could stay with her boyfriend if she's been kicked out her parent's house?

That's what a loving boyfriend would do!
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I don't know, the look her boyfriend was giving the camera made it seem like he was dead inside. If it came to that, I'd think he'd ditch her completely rather than give her a home
 
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