random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

 

[Wakko Warner]

Remember kids, here on Kiwi Farms, there's no question too embarrassing to ask.

 

[damian]

Take your pick:
https://archive.fo/YI3Ro

 

[OG 666]

Someone on KiwiFarms dug up one of my old DeviantArt posts and somehow made me out to be a babyfur. And then they assumed Paw Patrol turns me on, even though I never mentioned it. (And, for the record, no. I don't even like that show).

 

[Rotornabe]

In section 27, he flat out admits he was "wooing" her (in his own words), and that he was warned by others that trying to "woo" a celebrity was a bad idea and unprofessional. That makes his motivations (to get her to suck him his penis) even more transparent.

(changed TS to "her" since she's a bystander in all this)

 

[The Great Citracett]

"I am bleeding from the butt and had shit on butt, I think they transferred shit on the ass to me, like before. If the shit hit the fan, mine would be white, black, red, yellow, brown and green, it would make the most colorful wall."

From her thread here.
Made the thread earlier this year, then she vanished. Now she's back with a vengeance, more social accounts, and double the crazy. Shaping up to be a wild ride.

Also you can buy her art now. You know you want to.

 

[HY 140]

"Another day ruined by Kiwi Farms"

 

[AnOminous]

Did I miss this?

today is ruined thanks to kiwifarms

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"Other people with autism are paranoid that they are like Chris-chan or will be compared to Chris-chan"

 

[AnOminous]

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"Other people with autism are paranoid that they are like Chris-chan or will be compared to Chris-chan"

Sounds like something Chris-Chan would say.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Sounds like something Chris-Chan would say.

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster . . .

 

[Big Nasty]

Halalween special:

"I just farted and I wanna cry."

"Just saw a horse with an erection. I am very confused right now."

"WRITING NORMAL SMUT ABOUT A REAL PERSON"

 

[Turd Blossom]

"Welcome to war, poop skank!"


-the dude that tattooed Amberlynn's face on his ass

 

[vertexwindi]

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"Other people with autism are paranoid that they are like Chris-chan or will be compared to Chris-chan"

As long as you don't mace people because Sonic doesn't have blue arms reeeee you should be fine really.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

My cup size is in the OP.

 

[419]

If you bothered to pay attention, you would know that normality is subjective. there is no such thing as normal.

 

[trashbat]

pls

 

[damian]

Miriam turns her hitchhiker's thumb into a middle finger, and she yells out, "Eat a dick and die, fuckpie!"

Chuck Wendig's Miriam Black series
@Cardenio

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

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Is this a repost or did he post it again? It's sort of like boasting about being able to disassemble and reassemble a blender after washing it in the sink.