Surgery [25 May 18] Phil claims to have a vagina now! - For Kiwi Farms, the Game has just begun.
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- 5 Lip 2014
Hopefully, like tomorrow, because that would be the cherry on top of an already hilarious week.
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- 25 Paź 2014
Ever though heroin addiction and withdrawals suck (clean for 4 years) and I really would never wish them on my worst enemy, Phil is such a shitty person that I think it would be hilarious if he. Became addicted to heroin, went through withdrawals, got a Suboxone strip, and took it too soon and ended up in precipitated withdrawals (the medication in Suboxone literally rips whatever opiates you have in your receptors right out, and replaces it with itself).
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- 5 Lip 2014
Pretty much this in its entirety. Plus, we all know it would be 100000% lies anyway.
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- 15 Sty 2014
No one who uses the words “blankie cuddle time” can ever be taken seriously as a threat, or indeed a functioning adult.
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- 26 Sie 2015
One good thing about this saga is that that stupid huge ring is out of his nose for now.
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- 28 Kwi 2015
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Guest
kiwifarms.net
Ten bucks says tomorrow he says he was "released early" and got it put back in.
cockgoblin
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- 8 Mar 2016
the part that cracks me up is that they apparently are letting him eat again, less than 24 hours after allegedly getting a chunk of his bowel removed/repositioned. i know that for some people, sleep gets weird as fuck on hydrocodone/oxy, but the shit you get post-major-surgery and in the hospital? no fucking way you'd be awake and posting a single goddamn coherent word. i had decided that it would be funny if he actually got the surgery, but this is better than my wildest dreams.
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- 10 Lis 2015
lol hes doing that to cover his beard
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- 25 Gru 2015
Apparently he's been wearing a retainer, so the medieval doorknocker will be back soon enough. If he goes up another size it'll smash his rat choppers out.
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- 25 Paź 2014
The same way his Spanish snatch will eventually close up of he has one, because we know he will forget to shove something up there everyday.
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- 5 Lip 2014
I did not need that mental picture.
nhocgreen
kiwifarms.net
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- 31 Lip 2015
The dude who worships leather and eat cheese by the wheels is going to liberate animals...right...
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- 15 Sty 2014
Not since he chugged that laxative, HEYOOOOO
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- 11 Cze 2014
He's teaching his pretend vagina things? Just when you think you've heard the most rètarded thing ever Phil comes through and surprises you.