Surgery [26 May 18] Picture of "new Vagina" - Totally safe for work, but FAT alert!

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Nigonidas powiedział(a):
It's not a catheter. Tubing is way too small.
Edit: Also the first 8 inches or so of the catheter sticking out of someone is made of a yellow rubber material.
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Nah it can be a Foley, but Foley's are cheap and disposable and usually don't come in transparent material. If going by one of our popular what-if scenarios, that Phil is admitted because of dehydration due to his "cherry flavor sangria", they'll have to put in a Foley to monitor urine output.

But we know he is currently not a patient in OSHU.
 
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Here is the picture saying he was in the Children's hospital as well for reference.

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I have noticed however something that escaped me at the time it was initially posted -

1) He's not happy in this picture not at all.

2) This could be an artefact of his cheep shitty mobile phone camera and bad hospital strip lighting but he looks yellow and something sprang into my mind that was "Jaundice" so I googled dehydration and jaundice and 99% of the results came up regarding Babys and dehydration https://gpifn.org.uk/dehydration-jaundice/

I think that he's done so much OTC medicine recently that's given him the shits so badly he's got a childhood disease that would explain why he's at the children's section of the hospital (due to experience) and why he has a fucking catheter and he's got some stupid dressings on because they are not commonly used to using or stocking adult sized bandages.

https://gpifn.org.uk/dehydration-jaundice/
https://www.drgreene.com/articles/jaundice/

Just to be fully fair here is one relating to adults:
https://www.webmd.com/hepatitis/jaundice-why-happens-adults

But it is starting to stack up in terms of explaining why the youth hospital and the drain.
 
Nigonidas powiedział(a):
It's not a catheter. Tubing is way too small.
Edit: Also the first 8 inches or so of the catheter sticking out of someone is made of a yellow rubber material.
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Not saying you’re wrong, am saying I’ve seen clear catheters. Never in a person, mind, but I know the manufacturers... make them.

(You’re right in that it does look too small. I was willing to buy it, but...)

Regardless. That’s a completely bananas dressing and I’m glad someone can verify it’s nothing authentic for this sort of surgery. What the hell IS that, then? Did he just slap some random supplies on himself? How did he get a hospital bed for photos? What the ever living fuck?
 
Eabani powiedział(a):
Not saying you’re wrong, am saying I’ve seen clear catheters. Never in a person, mind, but I know the manufacturers... make them.

(You’re right in that it does look too small. I was willing to buy it, but...)

Regardless. That’s a completely bananas dressing and I’m glad someone can verify it’s nothing authentic for this sort of surgery. What the hell IS that, then? Did he just slap some random supplies on himself? How did he get a hospital bed for photos? What the ever living fuck?
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Looks like a mankini to be desu
 
Can anyone read what's written on the whiteboard in the first couple of images?


Eabani powiedział(a):
Regardless. That’s a completely bananas dressing and I’m glad someone can verify it’s nothing authentic for this sort of surgery. What the hell IS that, then? Did he just slap some random supplies on himself? How did he get a hospital bed for photos? What the ever living fuck?
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It's a weird ass dressing but he could be in hospital for any number of reasons requiring surgery around his pubic/anal area. There's no fluid showing on the dressing or bandage, so whatever took place took place further down than we can see in those images.
 
Thank whatever gods may exist that I actually couldn't identify anything in that picture.

I feel like I was dumb enough to listen to a buddy say: "Yo man, sniff this. Seriously, this is terrible, check it out!"

These are the moments you realise you still have a long way to mature...
 
So... right now, the most plausible answer is that he dehydrated himself from taking laxative he didn't need, checked into the ER, got an IV and a catheter, and took some selfies and tucked dick picks thinking it was "proof"?

Am I missing anything?
 
When he was in the planning stage of operation fauxgina, didn't he say he wanted a more or less non functional microvag? I seem to recall him wanting minimal depth.
 
ChurchOfGodBear powiedział(a):
So... right now, the most plausible answer is that he dehydrated himself from taking laxative he didn't need, checked into the ER, got an IV and a catheter, and took some selfies and tucked dick picks thinking it was "proof"?

Am I missing anything?
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Patient search of OHSU can't find a patient with his "Isabel" fake name.
 
Positron powiedział(a):
Patient search of OHSU can't find a patient with his "Isabel" fake name.
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A patient can opt out of their online patient condition query. Given how Phillip wanted people calling the hospitals main number to check on his condition, you'd think he'd want to be a part of this system and wouldn't opt out.
:thinking:
 
Positron powiedział(a):
Protip: you don't diagnose jaundice by looking at the skin; you do so by looking at the white of the eyes.
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A CBC along with a blood chemistry panel to test for bilirubin and other liver enzymes. If high liver enzymes, then an hepatitis antigen/antibody panel. We talked about jaundice and causes in school, but not laxative induced jaundice.
 
ChurchOfGodBear powiedział(a):
So... right now, the most plausible answer is that he dehydrated himself from taking laxative he didn't need, checked into the ER, got an IV and a catheter, and took some selfies and tucked dick picks thinking it was "proof"?

Am I missing anything?
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If he was in the ER they'd have noticed if he bandaged himself, and they'd have no reason to bandage him unless he had some kind of wound in the bandaged area.

We're pretty much stuck waiting to see whether he provides better "proof" at this stage because what he's provided so far proves little beyond him being in a medical environment (he hasn't even showed his hospital ID tag).
 
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