Lol, keep trying to prove it, Phil. How many posts have you made in the last 48 hours about Kiwi Farms? How much attention have you given us? We're literally all you think about. It's hilarious. No-one here cares whether you really got surgery or not, it's just incredibly amusing to watch someone metaphorically punch themselves in the balls over and over again 'to show us'.
Your life is in the shitter. You have no job, no family, no friends, and the crappy flat you got given has been taken away from you already by a drunken asshole old enough to be your father. You won't study, you're not clean enough, smart or talented enough to train as a tattooist, and your personal hygiene and autistic personality are so repulsive that everyone avoids you. So tell us again how any pointless cosmetic surgery is supposed to turn all this around?
Go on, post some more about how you're totally winning over us.
Edit: Know what those bandages look like? Bollock hernia treatment.