Tattoos [9 Apr 18] Horribly Infected Tattoo

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Mogambo powiedział(a):
What do you think the odds are Phil doesn't want to go in and get this treated because he's more afraid of losing his tattoos than actually losing his hand? He is abnormally attached to his body art.

Phil, if you're reading this go get that looked at. I think you're a shitty human being, but you're not "evil" and I certainly don't wish death on you. And no, I'm not going to give you money, partly because I'm an adult and have my own bills to pay, but mostly because you've proven time and time again that you use your donations to buy tattoos and Hot Topic mall ninja shit. I don't think you would actually spend it on getting treatment. If you want more rainbow flag garbage or anime shit then pay for it with your own money, don't beg me for it. I don't care.

Of course, Phil, you wouldn't be in this mess if you practiced even the most basic hygiene. Shower once in a while, wash your clothes, and for God's sake, wipe your bottom like an adult. Who knows, people might actually tolerate you if you stopped living like a fucking hoarder.
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I do hope he gets it looked at, but I feel like it’s pointless to tell him to do so on here, because he won’t listen. He’ll do whatever he thinks will net him asspats and make him look badass, or spite us. I think if you want him to go to the ER, your best course is to come here and post that you hope he doesn’t get it looked at and he loses a hand.
 
Being an amputee is huge on Tumblr and other lefty sites for oppression points so part of me thinks he wants to lose his arm because donations for being translatinx have dropped to zero.
 
Eh. I don't want Phil to die. If he dies, he stops being funny. But I also don't feel strongly enough about it to attempt to stop anything that might kill him.
 
Mogambo powiedział(a):
What do you think the odds are Phil doesn't want to go in and get this treated because he's more afraid of losing his tattoos than actually losing his hand? He is abnormally attached to his body art.
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That's actually a good point.

Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
I do hope he gets it looked at, but I feel like it’s pointless to tell him to do so on here, because he won’t listen. He’ll do whatever he thinks will net him asspats and make him look badass, or spite us. I think if you want him to go to the ER, your best course is to come here and post that you hope he doesn’t get it looked at and he loses a hand.
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But that's reverse psychology.

It doesn't work on Phil. He has no psychology.
 
Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
That's actually a good point.
But that's reverse psychology.
It doesn't work on Phil. He has no psychology.
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Maybe if we offer to pay him to mutilate himself, he will stop.
Or maybe he'll agree to cut off body parts for money.
Either way, it's a win.
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
I do hope he gets it looked at, but I feel like it’s pointless to tell him to do so on here, because he won’t listen. He’ll do whatever he thinks will net him asspats and make him look badass, or spite us. I think if you want him to go to the ER, your best course is to come here and post that you hope he doesn’t get it looked at and he loses a hand.
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I don't. Him losing an arm would be fitting considering he struck his mother.
 
Yep Phil can't be assed to keep his tattoos uninfected, but his colongina will be just fine:

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:thinking: powiedział(a):
Maybe if we offer to pay him to mutilate himself, he will stop.
Or maybe he'll agree to cut off body parts for money.
Either way, it's a win.
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How about instead of money, we just send him coconuts? Don't even need to package the damn things- it's one of the few items in existence you can just slap a stamp on and it's good to go!

Or, my earlier plan where we send him those bouncing bears of sugar free Haribo joy.
 
flossman powiedział(a):
That's just cruel. He deserves it, but that's cruel as hell.
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The worst part is that you could probably include a note explaining exactly what it is and why he shouldn't eat it, and he'd probably do it anyway, because the spud has no self control.
 
flossman powiedział(a):
That's just cruel. He deserves it, but that's cruel as hell.
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Yes, but Phil also tried to shit on a holocaust memorial. Making him spend MORE time in a bathroom might actually do some good for him.

Guy Smiley powiedział(a):
The worst part is that you could probably include a note explaining exactly what it is and why he shouldn't eat it, and he'd probably do it anyway, because the spud has no self control.
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Bonus points if Torren eats some as well. AFAIK there's only one bathroom in the flat. It'd be disgusting as all hell but DAMN it would be funny to see Phil suddenly turn on Torren, accusing him of being in cahoots with the Kiwis by occupying the bathroom just so the poisoned gummy bears would destroy his insides and he can't defecate in the proper place.
 
Guy Smiley powiedział(a):
The worst part is that you could probably include a note explaining exactly what it is and why he shouldn't eat it, and he'd probably do it anyway, because the spud has no self control.
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That, and Spud doesn't listen to anyone in a position of authority. Shit, he could have cyanide pills and a doctor could tell him not to eat them (better yet, his precious Greta, Nina, and all the other rat Kings could be like "he don't eat that or you'll die a painful death"), and just to show everyone how much of a edgy moron he is and how he doesn't listen to anyone but himself, the dipshit will eat the cyanide pills and say, "haha the kiwi farms attempted to kill me with cyanide pills, just to prove them wrong I took them", the toren would post Phil's philthy lifeless corpse onto Twitter and Tumblr for asspats.
 
Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
Yes, but Phil also tried to shit on a holocaust memorial. Making him spend MORE time in a bathroom might actually do some good for him.



Bonus points if Torren eats some as well. AFAIK there's only one bathroom in the flat. It'd be disgusting as all hell but DAMN it would be funny to see Phil suddenly turn on Torren, accusing him of being in cahoots with the Kiwis by occupying the bathroom just so the poisoned gummy bears would destroy his insides and he can't defecate in the proper place.
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Phil already thinks he deficates in the proper place, directly in his pants. Dude doesn't.know what a toilet is, even though he would probably love a bidet.
 
derpi powiedział(a):
Isn’t he covered by Medicaid since he gets tardbux? Pretty sure he can go get that gnarly infection cleared up whenever he wants
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He is but this is Tard rain response 101, He's got a silly dulled response to direct pain but a near hypersensitivity to minor discomfort most people would shrug off.

So things like this that would cause us some quite serious pain i.e. soft tissue swelling and chunks of skin falling off like a Twerking leppers arse, are not much of a issue for him BUT when he get's something like a cold or something stupid like slept on his arm funny will have him running to A&E demanding a full medical response from the finest doctors in the realm.
 
Ravenor powiedział(a):
He is but this is Tard rain response 101, He's got a silly dulled response to direct pain but a near hypersensitivity to minor discomfort most people would shrug off.

So things like this that would cause us some quite serious pain i.e. soft tissue swelling and chunks of skin falling off like a Twerking leppers arse, are not much of a issue for him BUT when he get's something like a cold or something stupid like slept on his arm funny will have him running to A&E demanding a full medical response from the finest doctors in the realm.
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Is that why he cant cut himself? It sounds like if he actually tried and dug deep hed be ok.
 
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