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Not a doctor, don't play one on TV either, but that's pretty purulent.
With antibiotic resistance on the increase in recent years due to overuse of same and fewer new antibiotics coming down the spike, Phil may be more fucked than he thinks.
Somehow Spuds doesn't strike me as something Nurgle would dote on. Jolly Grandfather Nurgle wants to spread his gifts far and wide. This spud isn't a very sharing potato nor does it willingly move great distances.
While the wound(s) look very sensitive and painful to a normal person do remember that Phil has autismal pain tolerance going for him. What the painfully rotting away feeling is to the average joe is likely just a mild itchy sensation to our oblivious Fingerling.
Meh. When Chris sliced open his gooch and it got infected nothing happened. It healed up and Chris continued on with life like nothing happened. I'm willing to bet that the same thing happened with Philthy. He will be mildly inconvenienced for a couple weeks, then it'll heal up and he will continue to get shitty tattoos and lie about getting his genitalia mutilated. Tards are lucky that way.
Somehow Spuds doesn't strike me as something Nurgle would dote on. Jolly Grandfather Nurgle wants to spread his gifts far and wide. This spud isn't a very sharing potato nor does it willingly move great distances.
While the wound(s) look very sensitive and painful to a normal person do remember that Phil has autismal pain tolerance going for him. What the painfully rotting away feeling is to the average joe is likely just a mild itchy sensation to our oblivious Fingerling.
Yes, but because he openly hates us (while unwilling to admit he loves us because we pay him the only attention for his antics whatsoever).
He seems to put words on his body to describe himself, like road signs, so that if his body has these things written on them, they become true. Having his body say he loves Kiwi Farms would be an absolute nightmare.
Not sure which hand he draws with, but if it's the same hand he's gonna lose from this infection, then he's going to have one hell of a time trying to draw up the tattoo that goes on the stump.
Part of me half expects him to be a vector for the plaque of unbelief. If he was in the 40k universe, he would end up worshipping or serving Nurgle considering how hygienic he is. It would also explain a lot.
I would say there would be a problem with how Phil seems perpeturally filled with anger, hate, and bloodlust, but that's Khorne's domain and Nurgle doesn't have that much of a problem with Khorne compared to Tezzench.
My guess is that Phil uses this as an excuse to go to the doctor. Gets himself some pictures of him in the hospital; maybe in a gown or on the bed. Uses those pictures as proof of being in the hospital when it's time for his special surgery.
Maybe it's because we only often see the behavior of lolcows through static mediums like blog posts, but it always amazes me how these individuals can live in absolute filth and somehow their undersupported immune systems aren't letting in god knows what kind of diseases they haven't gotten immunization shots for in years.
Somehow Spuds doesn't strike me as something Nurgle would dote on. Jolly Grandfather Nurgle wants to spread his gifts far and wide. This spud isn't a very sharing potato nor does it willingly move great distances.
Phil makes, or at least used to, trips down to California to excavate shit from his storage container. It's been a while though so I don't know if he's actually completed transferring his crap to his lair.
Not sure which hand he draws with, but if it's the same hand he's gonna lose from this infection, then he's going to have one hell of a time trying to draw up the tattoo that goes on the stump.
He already draws like a chicken possessed by an alien life form that is desperately trying to communicate the existential agony of its existence via a claw dipped in ink, so I doubt we'd notice any difference.
I'd be amazed if he hasn't been one for a while now. Seriously though this is due to him never bathing or practicing anything remotely related to hygiene.
If he was diabetic, he would probably be six feet under by now. As you said Phil refuses to bathe or take care of himself, the only thing he remembers to do on a daily basis is eat cheese, and act like someone with severe down syndrome. He would probably forget to take his insulin, or in a attempt to fish for attention, he would throw it down a storm drain like he did with his hormones. And even if he did take his insulin, there's still the case of diabetic neuropathy (not being able to feel anything below. Acertain point of your body. You're not paralyzed, but your nerves no longer register feeling or pain), usually the first thing that happens to diabetics with this is that they're feet start to get ulcerated (like trench foot, but worse), if for some reason said diabetic foregoes taking care of themselves (which we all know Phil will fail at, honestly surprised he's not dead), than said ulcers will open and cause a whole slew of medical problems such as open wounds, MRSA, diabetic infection, gangrene, amputation, and death. But we all know Phil, and we all know how incredibly stupid he is (thinking he can pull a SD card from a fucking iPhone), and we all know that he will think that his insulin which he bought from the pharmacy was tainted by kengle lines of kiwi agents. Like a dumbass he will then proceed to smash the containers or flush them down the toilet to stick it to the government and the farms, all while the spudcave begins to flood because some dipshit flushed insulin containers down the toilet.
If we're lucky, it will at least reach Torren since they live in the same pile of shit with a roof and walls. Then both will die and the world will become that much a better place as a result.
Somehow Spuds doesn't strike me as something Nurgle would dote on. Jolly Grandfather Nurgle wants to spread his gifts far and wide. This spud isn't a very sharing potato nor does it willingly move great distances.
Oh fuck no, Seriously Nurgle is all over that kind of person and Enlightening him to the pestulant gifts he is able to bestow. I cite 2nd Company Captain Ignatius Grulgor of the Damned 14th Legionas Astartes as proof of this he was a Glory Hound who never took responsibility for his own failings yet accolades for things he hadn't done, he was Selfish with his praise and anything else, and was always willing to fuck with others for petty amusement (much like Phil).
He and his Command cadre where the first and he himself was the very first to get a good "Possing of his Neg hole" by Nurgle and was very much imperfect but was still bestowed more gifts by Nurgle. Now I doubt Phil would ever reach that level of Super Aids love but I could see him maybe becoming a rather ugly plague fly.
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Thought for the day- Autism has a language all of it's own.
