Squirrrelygirly and her vegan dog Dan

[Jaimas]

This, without a doubt, is one of the craziest motherfuckers ever brought to the CWCki's attention, and to say that after Eli, Golden Knight, Pixyteri, Moleman, OPL, Jace, and that Wogglebug chick is a hell of an accomplishment. Completely bug-fuck insane on a level where it's frankly terrifying and I'm more than a little freaked out. I pray to shit this is a ruse cruise, but...

If it's not?

I now have to say something I've never said before in one of these threads. Someone - please, for the love of GodJesus, contact whatever the fuck the equivalent of CPS for abused animals is on this woman, before she kills that poor dog.

Please.

 

[c-no]

I think the worst part is that she is also thinking about getting a cat.

Imagine that?

As far as I remember from a conversation with a guy who is vegan, he said cats are obligate carnivores. If she were to own a cat, said cat would probably escape, having a better chance of living with someone else.

Let's just hope it's just a troll who took a picture of his or her dog. There's no way this person could be real. Also if her mom isn't vegan, why would she possibly let her daughter abuse the dog like that? She's like 14 right? Please tell me this isn't real.

While it could be a troll, this person could actually be serious thanks to Poe's law.

 

[Silver]

good god this is the most ridiculous i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of ridiculous

 

[Null]

so it'll be my job to be that guy for this thread

Do we know for sure this person isn't a troll?

 

[Overcast]

Christ this is hilarious.

Except the bits about her poor dog. Someone needs to rescue him.

 

[Wootman]

Let's just hope it's just a troll who took a picture of his or her dog. There's no way this person could be real. Also if her mom isn't vegan, why would she possibly let her daughter abuse the dog like that? She's like 14 right? Please tell me this isn't real.

She is 19 apparently.

To the people saying she's a troll, tbh its hard to tell I believe she is serious but I can see why people are thinking otherwise. We can wait a few days till she actually gets a cat? Or someone could dig around but I doubt anything is going to be found.

 

[Null]

She is 19 apparently.

To the people saying she's a troll, tbh its hard to tell I believe she is serious but I can see why people are thinking otherwise. We can wait a few days till she actually gets a cat? Or someone could dig around but I doubt anything is going to be found.

Well I mean like, with Jace/Chris/TGK/MM there's a certain level of commitment in terms of time and personal sacrifice that doesn't compensate the amount of attention gained. The slant is so against them that, even if they were putting on an act or something, they would still be a laughing stock. With this, it looks like someone could easily pose as this person and post a crazy ass story every day and get away with it.

Big clues are how:
1) No pictures.
2) No videos.
3) No personal information.
4) Massive heatmap for SJW buzzwords
5) Massive heatmap for ideologies that'd piss people off

So while the stories might be entertaining it's not as gratifying if you can't know it's for real.

 

[MysticMisty]

I could be wrong (I'm not a dog expert) but I don't see signs of starvation in that photo. If that dog was failing to receive vital nutrition, wouldn't it be showing ribs or something? I'm of the opinion it's a troll mocking otherkins and SJWs and just used a picture of their real-life dog. And because they're getting a cat they're including that too.

 

[cheersensei]

IIRC aren't cats strictly carnivores while dogs can survive (for a little while) on certain fruits and vegetables? Anyways if this is a real person then she should have animal protection services called on her. She is clearly not fit to raise anything other than house plants.

You are very much correct. Cats are purely carnivores and if lacking taurine in their diet (no surprise here, it's in meat they consume), they will die.

Has it been said where she's gotten Dan? Any reputable breeder/sane person wouldn't let her near an animal when mentioning a vegan diet for an animal.

 

[Papaya23]

You are very much correct. Cats are purely carnivores and if lacking taurine in their diet (no surprise here, it's in meat they consume), they will die.

Has it been said where she's gotten Dan? Any reputable breeder/sane person wouldn't let her near an animal when mentioning a vegan diet for an animal.

It's taurine that gets them? Are there not vegaboos out there trying to feed their cats Red Bull?

 

[Varis]

I don't speak Tumblr. Is there any way to filter through the crap she reposts and only get her own updates?

 

[Ryker]

There is one point in favour of this being serious: it is Tumblr. Tumblr is the space on the net where you can't move because of the crazies. They just seem to congregate there. Perhaps there is some form of preternatural attraction for them to do so?

Null's points are all valid, however, and I'm now on the fence about the "real factor"of this.

What might have happened, though, is her Tumblr account is just her first appearance. She simply might not have been around long enough to leave a trail of information for us to find.

 

[DN 420]

People who are batshit insane / lolcow usually have those... mannerism. They aren't completely articulate, not all there, you know? And the deeper they are, the less coherent they are. Woggle, for instance, is so obsessed that she only is capable of regurgitating the same paragraphs over and over again.

Squirrel-eater seems to be even more deluded. It says in her about page that she might be on the autism spectrum but doesn't know, she also states she isn't a satire account. It's kind of hard to believe someone could be this deluded yet this lucid. But that's just my take.

Woggle got so crazy because she supposedly suffers both autism and schizophrenia, as well as getting molested by her father at a young age. It's hard to see someone getting this fucked from a single dream about chickens, oh, and Mexicans. Maybe there's something more to this nut, but I kind of doubt it.

 

[Wootman]

I don't speak Tumblr. Is there any way to filter through the crap she reposts and only get her own updates?

I wish, reposts are the worst part of Tumblr.

 

[teheviltwin]

She could just buy a balanced vegan dog food mix if she's really bothered about him eating meat. Dogs don't need to eat meat the way carnivores do but the food has to be balanced.

Obviously the best idea is to stop being a moron and feed her dog normal dog food. But if she wont then there are infinitely better ways of taking care of her pet than feeding him grapes and then slapping his face when he gets ill.

 

[Ryker]

then there are infinitely better ways of taking care of her pet than feeding him grapes and then slapping his face when he gets ill.

This is a golden rule for simpletons. It applies to them all (OPL, Goldie, etc.). They do the wrong thing then blame the victim of the wrongdoing. In this case Squirrel Girl feeds her dog poorly, the dog gets ill, so she blames the dog and now no longer "respects" the poor beast.

 

[Varis]

She could just buy a balanced vegan dog food mix if she's really bothered about him eating meat. Dogs don't need to eat meat the way carnivores do but the food has to be balanced.

Obviously the best idea is to stop being a moron and feed her dog normal dog food. But if she wont then there are infinitely better ways of taking care of her pet than feeding him grapes and then slapping his face when he gets ill.

dog food is extremely processed and could have been produced from animals that were tortured before they were killed. ... raw meat is better for dogs than that processed crap they sell at stores.

 

[Xander]

Troll or not people like her exist, unfortunately. Story time:

I had an acquintance who decided at some point to become vegan (due to the hip reasons) and in a matter of weeks she became the obnoxius vegan who tells everyone how much better they are. All this while wearing lots of leather because fuck logic. She has a big dog, the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly, and she decided to make him vegan too. Her reasoning was that dogs have an instinct to eat meat and with a vegan diet that instinct will be suppresed and everything will be fine.

Fast forward a couple of months, the dog is miserable and the neighbour's fluffy cat jumps the fence and enters the yard. The cat was eaten in a couple of minutes.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

My money is on troll, due to the sheer perfect storm of the insanity and the fact that she's pulling the whole "I gave these things to my dog that are apparently specifically bad for dogs and something weird happened!"

That said, it does follow the script from the tumblr manual of oppression and writing style.

Fucking oppression.

And.

Writing.

Style.

 

[Saney]

Troll or not people like her exist, unfortunately. Story time:

I had an acquintance who decided at some point to become vegan (due to the hip reasons) and in a matter of weeks she became the obnoxius vegan who tells everyone how much better they are. All this while wearing lots of leather because fuck logic. She has a big dog, the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly, and she decided to make him vegan too. Her reasoning was that dogs have an instinct to eat meat and with a vegan diet that instinct will be suppresed and everything will be fine.

Fast forward a couple of months, the dog is miserable and the neighbour's fluffy cat jumps the fence and enters the yard. The cat was eaten in a couple of minutes.

Please tell me you punched them, or the dog was taken by animal services or something.