Squirrrelygirly and her vegan dog Dan

[teheviltwin]

I believe she's still referring to normal dog food. As in, she couldn't guarantee the meat/eggs did not come from a battery farm.

 

[MysticMisty]

I believe she's still referring to normal dog food. As in, she couldn't guarantee the meat/eggs did not come from a battery farm.

Which is a very common thing vegans will say. Of course, I imagine they'll consider even the most humane form of slaughter to be torture, so it's a moot point really.

 

[teheviltwin]

Which is a very common thing vegans will say. Of course, I imagine they'll consider even the most humane form of slaughter to be torture, so it's a moot point really.

Absolutely, but I was demonstrating vegan dog food where no animal products of any kind were used in the making of it or in the food itself. It's retarded and expensive but it's a healthy balanced meal for a dog that wont make him sick.


Edit: I didn't realise the quote did not work as @Varis's post was entirely made of quotes.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Oh don't worry, I just ignored him and had most of the cats sheltered and adopted anyways.

And besides, the only priest I listen to is Judas Priest! BWAHAHHAAAA, THAT WAS SO FUNNY... do I get an Autism puzzle piece for shitty jokes?

No but I'll give you whatever the top hat means.

Edit-Sorry man I was on my phone, couldn't see it was the A-Log button...I just thought top hats are cool.

 

[mst3kluv]

Absolutely, but I was demonstrating vegan dog food where no animal products of any kind were used in the making of it or in the food itself. It's retarded and expensive but it's a healthy balanced meal for a dog that wont make him sick.

We go even further than that and make our dogs their own kind of lentils to eat as well.

...I'm starting to wonder if my dad has gone insane. At least our dogs aren't dying.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This is so tumblrtastic that she has to be joking, right?
Surely no one this crazy exists?
Please?

 

[Slowboat to China]

On the one hand, it's hard to believe someone this deluded exists. On the other hand, CWC. Tough call.

I will say this, though. She's only been on Tumblr for a month; normally this type of Tumblrtastic insanity takes longer to develop. Such a profusion of it all at once means that either a) she came onto the Internet already messed up (like WBL); b) she developed in stages elsewhere, on a blog we haven't found yet; or c) she's making it up.

 

[Golly]

She didn't even get the French right on her Tumblr page. I assume she wants to say "Long live the squirrel", but she left "vivre" in the infinitive so it ends up being "To live the squirrel" literally or (according to Google Translate) "Live squirrel" (verb not adjective). /frenchsperg

 

[Kitty Witless]

"Live squirrel" would be fitting as her mantra.

I read her FAQ, she loses Tumblr points for neither of her 'headmates' being fictional characters or Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

No but I'll give you whatever the top hat means.

Edit-Sorry man I was on my phone, couldn't see it was the A-Log button...I just thought top hats are cool.

It's all good. I mean, it's not like A-Log's the only one who can have a top hat. I mean, fuck him! He's trying to make top hats the new fedoras! I will not stand idly!

She didn't even get the French right on her Tumblr page. I assume she wants to say "Long live the squirrel", but she left "vivre" in the infinitive so it ends up being "To live the squirrel" literally or (according to Google Translate) "Live squirrel" (verb not adjective). /frenchsperg

If I can't live the dream, I might as well try living the squirrel! Aw yeah, baby!

 

[Xander]

Please tell me you punched them, or the dog was taken by animal services or something.

Where I live there aren't actually proper animal services unfortunately.

I am not sure what exactly went down afterwards (I only found out later, I wasn't in contact with her anymore since she stopped dating our mutual acquintance) but at least the dog gets proper food now.

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Seriously, animal services should be called on this girl. I have a cat and I wouldn't let her get within a mile of him.

 

[RV 229]

I apologize for the necro but some sketchy shit involving this girl has been making rounds on imgur and facebook. Supposedly she threw away her mom's medication and her mother ended up passing away.

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/137919547701/wtf-u-killed-ur-own-mother-you-straight-up

Honestly, if this person is a troll, they've been at it for over two years which is exceptional on its own. But this person even gave people incentive to alert the FBI about them.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I apologize for the necro but some sketchy shit involving this girl has been making rounds on imgur and facebook. Supposedly she threw away her mom's medication and her mother ended up passing away.

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/137919547701/wtf-u-killed-ur-own-mother-you-straight-up

Honestly, if this person is a troll, they've been at it for over two years which is exceptional on its own. But this person even gave people incentive to alert the FBI about them.

I know that people will throw out the troll argument but keep in mind that kids have died because vegan parents starved them on vegan diets. I can believe a zealot killed her mother because of her beliefs.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

Oh yeah, I remember seeing that in the Tumblr General thread or one of the other threads in the tumblr forum.

Still torn between the fact that this is a far longer posting history than you would expect from a troll, and the fact that it's just wayyyyy too perfect sometimes.

 

[RG 448]

Yeah people are swearing up and down that she's a troll but who really knows. There have been trolls this dedicated and people this crazy. I tend to lean toward her being a parody just because all her blog posts I've seen contain stories told from her perspective but still clearly paint her as being in the wrong, to the point where it seems self-aware.

 

[Ravenor]

I apologize for the necro but some sketchy shit involving this girl has been making rounds on imgur and facebook. Supposedly she threw away her mom's medication and her mother ended up passing away.

http://squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/post/137919547701/wtf-u-killed-ur-own-mother-you-straight-up

Honestly, if this person is a troll, they've been at it for over two years which is exceptional on its own. But this person even gave people incentive to alert the FBI about them.

Archival link http://archive.is/KnjU0

 

[clowney]

First of all, her pronouns are paw/pawself/paws.
Second she says she has a boyfriend now. I don't know about you guys but the idea of her doing anything that can lead to pregnancy terrifies me.

Edit: "We all agreed that it was just a misunderstanding and I did absolutely nothing wrong, I was just trying to help her in the best way that I could. I feel no guilt. She died for a great cause and I will bring pride and honor to our family name, thanks to her sacrifice."

I hope I never meet this cunt because then I'll be in jail for something I really shouldn't do.

 

[RV 229]

Yeah people are swearing up and down that she's a troll but who really knows. There have been trolls this dedicated and people this crazy. I tend to lean toward her being a parody just because all her blog posts I've seen contain stories told from her perspective but still clearly paint her as being in the wrong, to the point where it seems self-aware.

Honestly, there's trolling for amusement and trolling because you're a lolcow yourself, and if this IS a troll, it strikes me as the latter. If somebody is dedicating years to one trolling act and practically confessing to murder online for attention, then there's something wrong with them either way. There has to be better things they could be doing with their time.

 

[4Macie]

She literally claims to have gotten PTSD from a chicken laying an egg... and dying. And not only that, but she thinks it might have been a dream.

Bitch got PTSD from a dream. The fuck? Some people just need to be put down.