Surgery [13 Feb 18] Revenge of the Silt - 99 days til his imaginary surgery

[Positron]

 

[m0rnutz]

Did.....did he just tape a bunch of pieces of paper onto each other as a makeshift fucking calendar.

Dude, they sell those at the dollar tree for literally five bucks you trashy swampass gorilla.

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

Did anyone else notice Phil wrote “silt” instead of “slit”?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

What shitty video editing. He spelled "Surgery" wrong. My favorite part was the broken thumbnail polish and the Crayola marker quality. Buen Trabajo batata!

 

[OhGoy]

the sequel that literally no-one wanted

 

[Postal Dude]

Did anyone else notice Phil wrote “silt” instead of “slit”?

No hablo inglés.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

We've been on "100 days til surgery" for literally as long as I've read this sub, and that's like 2 entire years.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I am embarrassed how much I am anticipating the end of this current lie

 

[Done]

We've been on "100 days til surgery" for literally as long as I've read this sub, and that's like 2 entire years.

As someone who's new to Phil-watching, I regularly have to check the post dates because the content sounds very similar and sort of blends together.

It really tells you how little Phil has progressed over the years, and that's (very) generously assuming that he isn't regressing.

 

[Morag]

We've been on "100 days til surgery" for literally as long as I've read this sub, and that's like 2 entire years.

The entity seeks only to feed on the hope of the survivors whom dwell inside.

 

[Splendid]

The surgery saga re-rebegins!

 

[Ray Streip]

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No hablo inglés.

Might not be a typo, silt is sediment and Phil is filthy.

Also, it's a fucking road sign!!! Him and his bizarre autistic obsessions...

 

[Cubanodun]

So how many times now ? I lost the count

 

[DragoonSierra]

LINKIN PARK.

What a pathetic white boy.

Did anyone else notice Phil wrote “silt” instead of “slit”?

@Positron request title change to Silt(sic)

 

[nvrwastetree]

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No hablo inglés.

No hablo anything is more like it. I love how the smug fuckface, used a mp3/video of either TFA or TLJs premier so it made it seem like he had a ton of people cheering him on. Fucking pathetic you potatoeface.

 

[DragoonSierra]

turn the phone sideways you mongoloid

 

[SpaceAce]

Holy shit. Pretend this is real for a moment, just one moment:
Can you imagine knowing you have nothing else to do or look forward to for the next 100 days?
No family gatherings, no friend's birthdays, no work vacations, nothing on a calendar except a sugerical procedure that (again, pretend it's happening) will hurt like fuck and essentially change nothing in the long run.
I mean, I almost wish it WAS real so that I could tell myself that in 1/3rd a of a year he has at least something to break up the monotony.

 

[AssRapistDude1488]

Holy shit. Pretend this is real for a moment, just one moment:
Can you imagine knowing you have nothing else to do or look forward to for the next 100 days?
No family gatherings, no friend's birthdays, no work vacations, nothing on a calendar except a sugerical procedure that (again, pretend it's happening) will hurt like fuck and essentially change nothing in the long run.
I mean, I almost wish it WAS real so that I could tell myself that in 1/3rd a of a year he has at least something to break up the monotony.

Serious question: what does this guy do all day?

 

[ON 190]

Serious question: what does this guy do all day?

Exist, unfortunately.

 

[muh_moobs]

Never before have I witnessed someone struggle so hard to move a single piece of paper.