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Ribbons and barettes for his gnome beard.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Ribbons and barettes for his gnome beard.
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- 24 Kwi 2016
Jake only had one huge tweet chain yesterday, and has been retweeting several tweets asking for writer applications. He has been on Talking Time forum again talking about Subnautica (underwater Minecraft, his steam profile’s picture is from the game) so his neck beard autism has put social justice on the back burner.
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- 11 Lis 2016
Don't high-waist mom jeans require a waist?
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- 18 Wrz 2017
I found this particular tweet juicy in context.
I normally only check this thread for Jake's tangential connection as former & wistful lackey to Chelsea Van Valkenburg AKA Zoe Quinn as her thread goes through its natural slow days. I decided to pluck at the various loose ends on this tweet chain & found that all four twitter handles are employees of or otherwise working for Paizo Inc., publisher of Pathfinder®. Ripped from their website:
About Paizo Inc.
Paizo Inc. is a leading publisher of fantasy roleplaying games, accessories, board games, and novels. Paizo's Pathfinder® Roleplaying Game, the result of the largest open playtest in the history of tabletop gaming, is currently the best-selling tabletop roleplaying game in hobby stores. Pathfinder Adventure Path is the most popular and best-selling monthly product in the tabletop RPG industry. Paizo.com is the leading online hobby retail store, offering tens of thousands of products from a variety of publishers to customers all over the world. In the ten years since its founding, Paizo Publishing has received more than 50 major awards and has grown to become one of the most influential companies in the hobby games industry.
Paizo Inc. is a leading publisher of fantasy roleplaying games, accessories, board games, and novels. Paizo's Pathfinder® Roleplaying Game, the result of the largest open playtest in the history of tabletop gaming, is currently the best-selling tabletop roleplaying game in hobby stores. Pathfinder Adventure Path is the most popular and best-selling monthly product in the tabletop RPG industry. Paizo.com is the leading online hobby retail store, offering tens of thousands of products from a variety of publishers to customers all over the world. In the ten years since its founding, Paizo Publishing has received more than 50 major awards and has grown to become one of the most influential companies in the hobby games industry.
I've only got a passing familiarity with Pathfinder, I assume it boils down to D&D with easier rules and a business model of more amateur scenarios and modules being cranked out monthly with parodying or doing tribute to other popular IPs. Jake has credits in books as recently as 2017:
Certainly doesn't seem to jive with his cries of housing problems, if he's somehow getting regular work beyond his failed boardgame about kaiju monsters. Then again, it could be a pity credit for free that pads out his portfolio despite the industry being unwelcome to shut-ins like him.
Anyways, the four other twitter handles are in stark contrast to Jake's in that they all lead to lavish blogs, donation pages, company webpages, and portfolios highlighting a litany or work across fiction, TTG, comics & video game writing. All four claim residence in different parts of the US and Canada(not unusual with the nature of tabletop gaming design and internet tools today). The company went through some sort of recent physical move recently, with Amanda sharing pictures of cubicle moving, and the Pathfinder products seem to be selling consistently enough & this crew making continuous output for a B-tier company.
Of particular note was F. Wesley Schneider @FWesSchneider, who remarkably had writing credits on "Betrayal at House on the Hill: Widow's Walk" expansion (a Wizards of the Coast board game) that infamously also invited the likes of Zoe Quinn, Anita Sarkeesian, and Adventure Time cartoon creator Pendleton Ward(who met Zoe at XOXOFest) to write cards or haunts for the product. I found it an interesting connection, when Jake was already connected to Zoe via Twitter and the shitty Crash Override project.
Related video of Lead Designer Mike Selinker showing the expansion pieces and gushing about who he knows(Wil Wheaton is name-dropped) and why they were included at around the 6-minute mark:
Image of Zoe, Anita & Pendleton Ward from XOXOFest:
Certainly observable recurring physical traits in these men, lol. And finally, worth noting that all four of the twitter handles were playing Overwatch, Blizzard's hit team shooter which Zoe Quinn is also a long-time player of(which kicked off the original falling out between Jake and Zoe in the first place, when Randi Harper tweeted out a screenshot of the two of them playing on an otherwise normal day), and Jake is not.
There's no big reveal or over-arching point here, other than seeing a lot of connected and moderately successful people doing business favors for one another and helping each other out, and here Jake is, stuck on the sidelines via his own awkwardness and inability to socialize and dramawhoring, seeing people he likes being interconnected and not through him. Were he to totally unplug or disappear, these people would still be connected, still be giving each other gigs and playing together, and all Jake can do is mew impotently that he missed out. Missed out on making it big in the gaming industries, missed out on having his name being recognized or respected, missed out on even playing with people over the internet.
Nothing but sadness and missed opportunities. Now stop crying on twitter and release more dirt on Zoe, make an account and talk to us, or just stop whining.
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- 13 Cze 2016
I don't think some writing credits on expansion packets on some Pazio games are brining in big bucks for Jake by any stretch, esp because they are probably, as you guessed, pity gigs given to him by some fellow SJW types at Pazio I'd guess they pay even less since they are basically "favors" to help Jake put something on his resume beside twitter spergs and GG articles no one has read. He might be making a few hundred bucks by doing such writing and the gigs aren't consistent enough to help him make any headway for moving out of his mom's house.
I'm sure Jakes fake cries of "near homelessness" and "stable housing" are just really pathetic ploys to get extract more pity gigs from these guys. I bet this circle is in part and parcel of the people that Jake draws the bathwater and plugs in the toaster everytime they ignore him or block him on twitter for shit-talking Zoe.
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- 3 Sie 2017
As I mentioned before, Jake had lots of opportunities to advance in the field of gaming, but a) he's under the delusion that 98% of the world will murder him the minute he steps outside his house (even though anyone who wanted to kill him could easily just break in and finish the job) and b) he's built himself up as this "pretty pretty trans princess" online, so anyone that met him real life would immediately discover that Jake is full of shit and refuse to work with him.
The only person holding Jake back from achieving his dreams is himself, not some imaginary Nazi Death Squads.
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- 11 Lis 2016
\I have a feeling that even he can't go so far as to believe that. He's happy to use it as an excuse, though. It's like CWC and his 'reasons' for not getting a job.
Maggots on a Train
kiwifarms.net
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- 4 Cze 2017
Somehow, I'd never seen this one before. Jake was on The Twilight Zone tonight.
https://vimeo.com/215107249
Remarkable similarities, stewing in a dungeon all day, trying to get people fired, threatening women, "all my enemies are one and the same", just adjusted for another political climate.
https://vimeo.com/215107249
Remarkable similarities, stewing in a dungeon all day, trying to get people fired, threatening women, "all my enemies are one and the same", just adjusted for another political climate.
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- 7 Wrz 2016
I see why Jake likes Zoe. She's fucking gigantic. She'd offset his giant gnome beard.
KerryDixon9
kiwifarms.net
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- 11 Lip 2017
Anita's tiny. Zoe's average height. The dude's a manlet.
Jake would tower over all of them.
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- 3 Sie 2017
LOL. As if Jake gave a single fuck about Peter before. He's just latching on to this to virtue signal and have an excuse to sperg some more about JESSAY!
Yes, Jake. I'm sure you were "Accidentally" blocked. Who wouldn't want their iPhone to go off with 500 notifications of "Jake Alley just Tweeted" in the span of two hours?
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- 10 Lut 2015
Well, and I’m just taking a guess here, if you actually received a formal response back, they used the fucking name you submitted under.
But that’s assuming he actually applied for job.
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- 10 Paź 2017
A burqa.I would KILL to know what item of, presumably, female clothing he thinks he will look good in.
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- 26 Wrz 2017
How would he know that Nazi recruitment is done on incel sites?
I swear, Jake just finds the weirdest excuses to get into people's lives..
Given the contradiction that @Chan the Wizard pointed out, I suspect Jake didn't even submit a resume to anyone.
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- 24 Sie 2014
I need a gnomish-to-human translator.
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- 26 Wrz 2017
He's trying to impress people by the mere act of sending a resume, but like the tard bearded gnome he is, he fucked it up because he clearly never sent any resumes.
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- 24 Mar 2016
I do so hope he fucked up by deadnaming himself.
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- 26 Wrz 2017
What I meant was this: He fucked up by contradicting himself, anyone who has sent a CV can easily find out what name they used by merely checking their sent items, or in the case of a call-back, by the fucking HR person immediately asking them "Is this Jake/Violet?"
The fact that he doesn't know the 2nd method tells you that he didn't get a call-back. And the fact that he doesn't know the 1st method tells you that he may have never sent a CV in his life.