Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[MirnaMinkoff]

And that he only leaves the house twice a year because lesbians try to corrective rape him on sight.
Everybody is out to get Jake.

While straight csi women are inextricably drawn to his super manly macho body.

(He did a long lament about d/t watching women being hugged and started shedding twitter tears that no man would hold and protect him like a delicate princess. This was possibly as the same rally lesbians attempted corrective rape. He gets out so rarely that lots narrative delusions overlap in his overtaxed mind)

 

[Done]

This is my best attempt at simulating Jake's autism, forgive me if it's not good enough, autism is just too unique to imitate:

Clearly you people haven't been noticing the deluge of attacks upon my person by a hundred thousand million men's rights advocates, all of them of the nazi predisposition, with their primary source being a hive of pedophiles known as 8chan, of which I have written multiple pieces that outlets still refuse to publish because they were written by an oppressed and continually blocked transwoman who can't find a job yet due to those violent angry nazi nerds spamming and harassing me with multitudes of seemingly-random pictures of copiously bearded men in disabled-friendly velcro shoes. Those nazis have taken to harassing me and my disenfranchised trans friends because of our efforts to stop the organized and persistent harassment of game development-inclined and minded females.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think it will be interesting to see what token credits Jake gets now that Jessica was firedyou can’t fire me I quit.

 

[Hiragana]

Telepathic Senses (Ex) bothers me from a thematic standpoint. Why would their senses be affected by fog and the like since the ability is not sight reliant but psychic in nature. A version of Blindsight (Ex) - might make it an (Su) since it's a 'magical' ability - would work better. Tremorsense (Ex) is also a better fit because the base creature is a worm.

Spoiler: Blindsight

This ability is similar to blindsense, but is far more discerning. Using nonvisual senses, such as sensitivity to vibrations, keen smell, acute hearing, or echolocation, a creature with blindsight maneuvers and fights as well as a sighted creature. Invisibility, darkness, and most kinds of concealment are irrelevant, though the creature must have line of effect to a creature or object to discern that creature or object. The ability’s range is specified in the creature’s descriptive text. The creature usually does not need to make Perception checks to notice creatures within range of its blindsight ability. Unless noted otherwise, blindsight is continuous, and the creature need do nothing to use it. Some forms of blindsight, however, must be triggered as a free action. If so, this is noted in the creature’s description. If a creature must trigger its blindsight ability, the creature gains the benefits of blindsight only during its turn.

Spoiler: Tremorsense

A creature with tremorsense is sensitive to vibrations in the ground and can automatically pinpoint the location of anything that is in contact with the ground. Aquatic creatures with tremorsense can also sense the location of creatures moving through water. The ability’s range is specified in the creature’s descriptive text.

"AnnelidmorphsJake know their nature is unnerving to most humanoids, so they often establish communications telepathicallyvia twitter from a hidden location before physically revealing themselves."

 

[Hellfire]

Jake claims once again that he needs to change his Nyberg/pedo dog whistle avatar.

Cow crossover with Aaron Simpson. Jake's hatred for Gamergate figures is still running high.

Jake got in a sperg fight for hours, eventually gave up while claiming he had "important things to get done tonight."

Spoiler: Googleshnging

 

[Water-T]

Yeah, Ben - you're wasting Jake's valuable time, which could be much better spent sperging at someone else on Twitter for hours, or DMing a Pathfinder game for his cats!

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

What a bizarre, black and white version of history he has in his head. No Nazi could possibly have believed propaganda. They didn't believe in any master race, they just wanted to exterminate people who didn't belong to it for funsies.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Every time Jake, the fat bearded man living in his moms house, tries to deploy the “trans woman” victim shield on twitter when he can’t defend his nonsense I hope the person he’s sperging at googles his handle to find this thread.

It will take a week for Jake to recover from that “attack” (I.e. someone politely questioning his nonsense claims) and he will be crying about it for days. His dainty reality bubble can’t withstand the tiniest questioning or discussion, only asspats and wishlist RT are acceptable

 

[talk talk talk]

Pretty sure Hannah Arendt ("Eichmann in Jerusalem") was:

1) one hell of a lot smarter than Jake;
2) a true and honest woman.

Jake cannot grasp the banality of evil. His entire life is an epic roleplay--from his gameplaying, to his "career" as a game designer, to his Autism Holy Warrioring, to his troonery, to his Twitter rants. All a series of epic, yet comically fictional roleplays. Because of this, he cannot conceive of his foes as anything other than mighty dragons. Anything else would not be epic enough to fit into his fantasy life.

 

[Deven]

What a bizarre, black and white version of history he has in his head. No Nazi could possibly have believed propaganda. They didn't believe in any master race, they just wanted to exterminate people who didn't belong to it for funsies.

Didn't you know? All of Germany was angry white gamers, who were living in their mothers' basements, angry that all the hot trans girls were dating feminist black guys? The whole master race thing was an excuse to get revenge for this.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I see one of the companies he wrote for was Posthuman Studios, publisher of Eclipse Phase. No surprise he'd like that game, as in the setting you can upload your mind into a new body anytime you want. However, the part that he no doubt glosses over is that even people who switch genders in the game aren't special. They have flaws and can commit atrocities. He wouldn't like that at all since all transpeople are perfect and beyond reproach in the Jakeverse.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Pretty sure Hannah Arendt ("Eichmann in Jerusalem") was:

1) one hell of a lot smarter than Jake;
2) a true and honest woman.

Jake cannot grasp the banality of evil. His entire life is an epic roleplay--from his gameplaying, to his "career" as a game designer, to his Autism Holy Warrioring, to his troonery, to his Twitter rants. All a series of epic, yet comically fictional roleplays. Because of this, he cannot conceive of his foes as anything other than mighty dragons. Anything else would not be epic enough to fit into his fantasy life.

Jake has never read the amazing work of Arendt or any books that don’t involve RPG, he’s as vapid and intellectually shallow as they come. His thinking is as black and white as any Experts like Jake never read works by others because they already have everything figured out and think they should be the ones published and read.

 

[An Ghost]

http://archive.is/LOeIL
Jake gives his two cents in 20 tweets about Rose Mcgowen (she’s a Nazi). First time ever he realizes he’s gone on a nuts gamergate tangent. Maybe somebody can explain the “follow the money” conspiracy.

Spoiler

 

[Ruin]

I read that four times and still have no idea whatsoever the fuck he's trying to say.

 

[talk talk talk]

Jakey, we have the fucking chat logs of your conspiracy.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I must as

http://archive.is/LOeIL
Jake gives his two cents in 20 tweets about Rose Mcgowen (she’s a Nazi). First time ever he realizes he’s gone on a nuts gamergate tangent. Maybe somebody can explain the “follow the money” conspiracy.

Spoiler

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As far as I can tell, the situation with the Rose McGowan outburst was that McGowan was talking about sexual abuse she'd suffered when a troon tried to do that whole "cis women aren't allowed to complain about sexual abuse because transwomen get rapemurdered 12 times a day every time we step outside our dooooooooor!" schtick and McGowan got pissed off. She didn't say anything transphobic - quite the opposite, in fact.

I just can't read Jake's sperging. The way he just cuts off mid-sentence is unbelievably distracting. It's like trying to read a passage where the spaces between the words have been inserted randomly, th atist osa y, da mneari mpo ssible.

 

[Hellfire]

@Ride

Still crying about tankies (which are somehow related to Gamergate in Jake's mind)

Jake is in a Discord, wanted to slide into someone's game.

Cow crossover.

 

[An Ghost]

>nightmare
Jake sleeps when the sun rises until late afternoon.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Make an account Jake, we're the only people who have any interest in you.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The whole "waking up crying" clutching the bed thing gets a lot more ridiculous as you remember to visualize it as a bearded man in his 30s and not some 8 year old girl.