Video Smoking weed with Kyle's vegan cat, "Zebulon"

[Ronald Gaygun]

 

[copypaste]

Vegan cat? Uhh...cats are carnivores. Without meat they die.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/24/kitten-vegan-diet-nearly-dies_n_3644213.html

 

[Foulmouth]

This is the most homosexual thread since Gay Bob's "I love buttsex" thread.

 

[Night Terror]

I swear to god, if he starts feeding his cat an all-vegan diet, then I'll lose whatever respect I had for Kyle. Cats are carnivores. Feeding them a vegan diet is animal cruelty.

 

[MurcDusen]

"If that cat had a gun, it would eat us"

So that's how the food chain works!

Living beings with guns > Living beings without guns

Where exactly do airsoft guns come into this? Do they qualify you to eat dead stuff without guns? Or does Jace think he could eat anyone around him?

 

[Burned Man]

We have found Commander Stryker's weakness cats with guns. Also I'm not gonna argue with you because you fed and sheltered me. But I'm right but I'm not going to argue with you in front of Youtube so thank me for that. Yes Jace bite the hand that feeds you. Kyle you have the patience of a saint for putting up with Jace.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wxLX-Qi6pgE

If Kyle is such a pacifist, why is he hanging out with Jace? Weed rules all in Deagle Nation.

I love that Jace tries to sound smart but just proves how ignorant he is. He butchers Charles Darwin, even though his mommy is a religious nut job who's probably put it in his head that DARWIN IS THE DEVIL. Also, if a cat had a gun, it wouldn't be able to do much with it. They lack the ability to grip things. Would be pretty sweet if Hitler cat there found a way to still shoot Jace in the ass.

He's more bloated in his bottom half than I thought he was, too.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

I assume the cat was named after a God from Scientology.

 

[slc115]

I assume the cat was named after a God from Scientology.

It's named after one of Israel's tribes back in the bible days.

Maybe Kyle already knew about the whole Operation Tupacalypse before Jace plans it?

 

[copypaste]

I assume the cat was named after a God from Scientology.

Zebulon is the sixth son of Jacob and Leah in the Hebrew Bible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebulon_(disambiguation)

In all likelihood they just chose the name because it sounded "cool".

 

[MurcDusen]

Kyle you have the patience of a saint for putting up with Jace.

Dunno. He seems more passive to me. Except for sometimes telling Jace some vague hippie stuff he doesn't seem to do much. He also didn't actively try to prevent any of the dumbfucklery Jace has done. I would really like to see his reaction to the video where Jace nearly blew up their house (or to when Jace told him about it). And I wouldn't be surprised if it was along the lines of "Well, turned out well in the end, so that's chill".

 

[Foulmouth]

I tell a lie, It's gayer.

 

[Smutley]

Just to let people who might start sperging about Kyle's cat's diet, most commercial dry pet foods are grains and starches and fillers with like 16% "crude animal protein" which is just mulched up bones and tendons and little bits of offal scraps.

Most pets eat way more vegetables and much less "meat" than you expect. Kyle wanting to give his cat a vegetarian diet would only be bad if he tried to feed it celery. As long as they get proper vitamin supplements and nutrients, there's nothing bad involved.

 

[copypaste]

Just to let people who might start sperging about Kyle's cat's diet, most commercial dry pet foods are grains and starches and fillers with like 16% "crude animal protein" which is just mulched up bones and tendons and little bits of offal scraps.

Most pets eat way more vegetables and much less "meat" than you expect. Kyle wanting to give his cat a vegetarian diet would only be bad if he tried to feed it celery. As long as they get proper vitamin supplements and nutrients, there's nothing bad involved.

Wrong.

http://feline-nutrition.org/answers/answers-what-exactly-is-an-qobligate-carnivoreq

For example, cats require vitamin A in its pre-formed state, they can’t make it from beta-carotene the way humans or dogs or rabbits can. They have little ability to form niacin from tryptophan.⁴ They have a high requirement for taurine, which is found almost exclusively in animal flesh.⁵ Arginine, also found in animal flesh, is so critical to the cat that a meal without it can lead to death.⁶Fortunately, all meat sources have plenty. Simply put, cats must eat meat to live.

 

[Foulmouth]

Just to let people who might start sperging about Kyle's cat's diet, most commercial dry pet foods are grains and starches and fillers with like 16% "crude animal protein" which is just mulched up bones and tendons and little bits of offal scraps.

Most pets eat way more vegetables and much less "meat" than you expect. Kyle wanting to give his cat a vegetarian diet would only be bad if he tried to feed it celery. As long as they get proper vitamin supplements and nutrients, there's nothing bad involved.

Are you suggesting kyle doesn't molest his cat ?
Pfffttttttt.

 

[MurcDusen]

Also, isn't it a vegan diet? That would preclude "mulched up bones" etc.

 

[Foulmouth]

Also, isn't it a vegan diet? That would preclude "mulched up bones" etc.

Vegans don't count, they suck.

Edit :
Oh fuck, this is a jace thread ?
Sorry folks.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I think Jace's double chin started staring back at me halfway through the video. Time to lay off the beer for a while

 

[Superior Watermelon]

On a semi-related note, last night on GMOD he got high as fuck and was screaming and acting really fucked. I have the video, I just need to cut everything down to make it watchable. Jace seems to be getting worse and worse each time he gets high

 

[Varis]

I think Jace's double chin started staring back at me halfway through the video. Time to lay off the beer for a while

That's the feeling I got every time he turned the camera to his crotch. dude i know you are proud of it but come on