[1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood - Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis

You can just see him struggling to not make the smug autogynophile smirk, and instead remain in woe is me pout.
 
Has anyone ever realized how ridiculous it is for someone like phil to carry a knife around for "protection"? The people who carry knives around that arent for gutting deer or using as an everyday tool, but as protection are FOOLS. Especially in a place like Portland, Oregon.

"Oh man someone punched me guess im gonna pull out a knife at stab him" Talk about escalation of violence.
 
Has anyone ever realized how ridiculous it is for someone like phil to carry a knife around for "protection"? The people who carry knives around that arent for gutting deer or using as an everyday tool, but as protection are FOOLS. Especially in a place like Portland, Oregon.

"Oh man someone punched me guess im gonna pull out a knife at stab him" Talk about escalation of violence.
Knives are cool and useful though. Assuredly he's just going for the aesthetic, I don't see him needing to gut anything (vegan) and I doubt he knows how or needs to use it for cutting chords and such. I also don't see him getting jumped so... it's just more edgelord status shit.
 
Knives are cool and useful though. Assuredly he's just going for the aesthetic, I don't see him needing to gut anything (vegan) and I doubt he knows how or needs to use it for cutting chords and such. I also don't see him getting jumped so... it's just more edgelord status shit.
This. He'd never use it, it's just to make him feel like a big man, in accordance with his macho Italian heritage. If anyone actually did threaten him, the closest he'd come to defending himself would be the rapid evacuation of his bowels.
 
If you're "so tired" of the so-called "harassment" you're dealing with, why don't you actually... I dunno, do something about it, little man?

Because you want to continue wallowing in your own self-made squalor and claim it's because of other people and not your stupid decisions. I would say "take responsibility for your actions and behavior" but we're long past that point now, buddy.

You can't even feel bad for him.
 
His fat potato body squeezed into hot topic shirts designed for teenage girls never fails to make me smile.
 
I honestly think a lot of Phil’s personality problems derive from feelings of sexual inadequacy.
I think there's a lot of truth to that. Phil's expression of sex always seems to be that of a tween who thinks sex sounds "cool", but lacks the life experience to see it in context. Meanwhile, the stories we've heard about Phil's actual sexual experiences are not consistent with that of a sexually healthy adult (of either gender, to be blunt).

Phil is likely able to grasp that he's not normal sexually, but unable to articulate how or what he is missing.
 
If you're "so tired" of the so-called "harassment" you're dealing with, why don't you actually... I dunno, do something about it, little man?
Meet us here, Phil. We'll settle this kiwi to tranny.
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Either way no one will find either of us in the piles of trash there.

I think there's a lot of truth to that. Phil's expression of sex always seems to be that of a tween who thinks sex sounds "cool", but lacks the life experience to see it in context. Meanwhile, the stories we've heard about Phil's actual sexual experiences are not consistent with that of a sexually healthy adult (of either gender, to be blunt).

Phil is likely able to grasp that he's not normal sexually, but unable to articulate how or what he is missing.
Remember when he was obsessive over that deviantart chick, and she essentially blueballed him by telling him to fuck off?

I'd pay to get her testimony of what her experience in college with him was like.
 
Has anyone ever realized how ridiculous it is for someone like phil to carry a knife around for "protection"? The people who carry knives around that arent for gutting deer or using as an everyday tool, but as protection are FOOLS. Especially in a place like Portland, Oregon.

"Oh man someone punched me guess im gonna pull out a knife at stab him" Talk about escalation of violence.

Wonder what Freud would say about Phil's need to carry a knife.
 
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