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- 8 Maj 2015
How does he keep getting uglier
[1 Feb 2018] Phil Wants Blood - Admits never leaves house; has 1/12 chance of being murdered; won't forgive the cis
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- 29 Mar 2014
Years and years of "self care."
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- 15 Cze 2014
So...Phil goes to La Zorra when?
Somewhere, there is a picture of Phil that keeps getting prettier. We must destroy it.
Somewhere, there is a picture of Phil that keeps getting prettier. We must destroy it.
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- 27 Cze 2014
Not gonna lie, I'm willing to bet like a third of this subforum would leap at the chance to give Phil a real-time mocking to his face.
He'd probably say he was raped by the Kiwi Farms later.
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- 15 Cze 2014
He would say he was raped by Kiwis if he actually encountered either the kiwi bird or kiwi fruit.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
kiwifarms.net
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- 7 Cze 2016
I see his roommate shoving a kiwi fruit up Phil's ass if he continues to go on about the farms.
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- 19 Lut 2017
TL;DR Phil is being an attention-whoring drama queen looking for asspats while trying to act tough again.
Also, water is wet and Liberace was very, very gay. More news at 11!
Also, water is wet and Liberace was very, very gay. More news at 11!
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- 15 Sty 2014
Except Chris actually was being hassled by trolls, whereas Phil has to invent harassment because he’s not interesting enough for an actual trolling campaign.
I don’t know, Toren seems a little scared of us himself. Probably because he’s sketchy as fuck.
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- 7 Lut 2013
I would actually enjoy a video of him filming the fruit section in Whole Foods, all "Kiwi Farms twansmisogynists have launched anudder attack on my life. Dey left all dese hairy little fruits in Whole Foods as a warning."
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- 6 Lip 2015
Does Phil even know where the produce aisle is?
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- 7 Lut 2013
Speculative fiction
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- 11 Cze 2014
Only if he has to pass through it to get to the cheese.
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- 25 Paź 2014
Does he even know what produce is??? I think he only knows where the dairy section is for his hourly consumption of Mexican cheese
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- 15 Cze 2014
We make a habit of destroying the livelihoods of troons who challenge us.
Ray Streip
kiwifarms.net
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- 29 Mar 2015
So which one is it, threat or victim? Can't be both, numbnuts.
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- 31 Sie 2016
Of course he knows where it is. It’s where he gets his regular supply of ginger root.
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- 17 Mar 2016
Carrying heat isn't a knife, though.
But, I understand Phil's insecurity. Don't even judge him, Kiwis. If you were beset by ranchers mistaking you for cattle, you'd want to defend yourselves from their evil cattle prods.
smh tbh
But, I understand Phil's insecurity. Don't even judge him, Kiwis. If you were beset by ranchers mistaking you for cattle, you'd want to defend yourselves from their evil cattle prods.
smh tbh
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- 24 Mar 2013
LOL, so scawy! If Phil has a 1-in-12 chance of getting murdered every time he leaves his apartment, then shouldn't he have been killed by now? I mean, I know he rarely leaves because the real world is outside and the real world might call him by male pronouns or make fun of him for his ink scribbles, but he's left his safe space at least twelve times since he move in. Either he's pulling nonsense out of his ass (pro tip: he is), or he's lucky to be alive.