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- 28 Paź 2015
It’s as simple as him not being a completely vile piece of shit every waking moment of his life.
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📚 Megathread Potatoes of Instagram - A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.
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Let the Alog ratings begin!
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- 28 Gru 2014
Nice achievement to write a sentence that doesn't have a single true word in it.
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- 10 Lis 2015
so much for the dough-hawk
- Dołączono
- 28 Gru 2014
That haircut is what you get if you walk into a salon and ask them to make you look as mentally exceptional as humanly possible, and then keep insisting repeatedly on looking even more like a fat, stupid pig.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Was I the only one who got a "Darth Vader sans mask at the end of Return of the Jedi" vibe from this photo?
I would love to ask Phil why he deserves to be loved. IDK, I think this caption would be more accurate if it read "I am a Non-Binary Trans Woman because nobody loves me and I want someone, anyone, I don't care who, to tell me I'm not a waste of a life."
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- 28 Lut 2013
Nah, 'cause even minus the scars and that (and shooped-out eyebrows in the 1997 rerelease), Vader had 20 years of sadness and regret in his eyes when he looked at his son. Just for a start, despite Maria Pupo's efforts, (a) Phil will never have a son, and (b) he also doesn't know what it is to regret a life choice and openly admit that.
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- 29 Cze 2016
A horrible vision of what would happen if George Costanza and Batman's Egghead went through the teleportation pod together.
His hair reminds me of an old propaganda poster where an evil Axis octopus is squatting on the globe.
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- 14 Mar 2015
Taters can’t figure out pirating.
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- 9 Sty 2014
Get fucking GIMP. It's free for real and can be just as effective as Photoshop.
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- 5 Kwi 2015
That's the problem though. It's free. Can't 'fight the capitalist pigs' when software is free.
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- 14 Mar 2015
Can’t humblebrag with free software either.
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- 28 Kwi 2015
How exactly is Photoshop going to help him tattoo? You can do a lot with photo shop, but you can't make a child's drawing better. Also, what's with the obession with kylo ren?
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- 17 Sie 2015
I'm going to guess that he saw The Last Jedi, and has decided that since Kylo has long hair, he must be trans and is therefore going to be Phil's edgy new power fantasy. It's stupid enough that I could see Phil going there.
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- 7 Lut 2013
"get hooked up with Photoshop without paying a capitalist software tech company money I don't have" is an awful lot of words to just say "steal."
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- 13 Cze 2016
That's a new Philism on me - "technological solidarity" for software piracy.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Well, now, you might think that. You might even argue that a true artist doesn't need the fanciest tools, and GIMP is more than adequate. But that's because you're not a good little capitalist like Phil, who knows that the best stuff is the most expensive. If he doesn't get what he wants here, he'll have a fundraiser to buy Photoshop. And then he won't use it.
Kylo Ren is an edgelord who dresses in black, hates his parents and wields a phallic weapon. He's basically like an effective version of Phil, only better looking, thinner and less autistic. Star Wars canon hasn't yet covered the question of whether he smells like shit, though.
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- 9 Paź 2016
Its not wine.
He has a HP pavilion DV6000... Running windows 10. Source
Also Phil is too dumb to get wine running, And even if he did there would probably be some driver incompatibilities, As the best way to run windows software is just by dual booting with windows or at the very least just to run a VM.
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EDIT:
I found this spec page on Phil's laptop: https://www.cnet.com/products/hp-pavilion-dv6000/specs/
Phil's laptop came out in 2006.
There are 10 different models of this laptop, but they are all basically the same.. With only slight processor variations.
The thing that caught my eye though is that these laptops only came with 1-2GB of DDR2....
And its graphics memory is only 256MB.
Its also a 32bit machine.... (If that was not blatantly obvious enough)
So this means put simply: trying to run Photoshop on that would be slow as hell, even Cs3.....
These are machines from the early 2000s so it wouldn't surprise me if Phil got it from a thrift store or when he was volunteering at free geek.
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