Twitter Jace Will Make A Sex Tape

[Seahorses]

Lets take up a collection and get him one of these.

 

[Glaive]

Clap for the clap! Clap for the clap!!! Gamers!!!!

Augh Yeah, Americlaps!

Be sure to rock back and forth while clapping to stimulate your sensory needs, a common method for calming the 'tisms.

In Lowell MA, which is, fortunately, several hours away from Jace, there have been reports of hookers as young as 12. It's really sad.

Fortunately (or more unfortunately), the age of consent in MA is one of the lower states at only 16. However charges would remain hefty considering it is still soliciting a minor if they are under 18. Correct me on that if I'm wrong but I don't think consent age matters when they are prostituting as a minor, still illegal.
Wonder how often Johns get busted in comparison to only the escorts.

 

[Descent]

So let's say he actually does pull this off, what happens when his mom finds out he brought hooker home. Or better yet, what happens if she walks in?

Back to Jesus Camp.
So is he going to call her Meryl or SOAP while he bangs her?

 

[MerriedManJr]

If Jace is actually nutty enough to do this.

He sleeps in a cheap suit lined with tin foil in order to keep the gay dreams being spread over the radio by a homosexual illuminati caliphate from influencing his mind. He exclusively drinks soda and energy drinks to keep Obama's flouride water from influencing his mind. He is a future former marine who was wounded and disabled in Kandaharistan. Also he's gonna save Tupac from his Hamas captors in the Gaza strip. His plan to make a sex tape with a hooker is the sanest thing about him.

 

[rhova]

the irony of this is..the hooker will probably turn out to be a tranny.

 

[waffle]

Is CIADude420 going to recomend him some excellent call girls that totally aren't dudes?

 

[SilentObserver]

How will Jace play this off when he inevitably fails this mission? Does failure automatically make him a homo?

 

[Pikonic]

Back to Jesus Camp.
So is he going to call her Meryl or SOAP while he bangs her?

Tyce

 

[Duke Nukem]

Why doesn't he just get Tyce to hook him up with one of his sped girls? It would be a lot cheaper.

The one on the left looks like she's given way too many blowjobs in her day. Wait, she even has the lazy eye!

the irony of this is..the hooker will probably turn out to be a tranny.

And he probably won't even use a condom.

 

[Thetan]

He sleeps in a cheap suit lined with tin foil in order to keep the gay dreams being spread over the radio by a homosexual illuminati caliphate from influencing his mind. He exclusively drinks soda and energy drinks to keep Obama's flouride water from influencing his mind. He is a future former marine who was wounded and disabled in Kandaharistan. Also he's gonna save Tupac from his Hamas captors in the Gaza strip. His plan to make a sex tape with a hooker is the sanest thing about him.

It's true what they say. Truth is often stranger than fiction.

 

[Zim]

It'll be Tiberious Rising if you know what I mean.

Also 10 points if during the act Jace yells out "Stryyyyker", "Finish the fight!", or tries to get the hooker to call him Stryker during sex.

 

[Trombonista]

My WhatIf? question is finally going to be answered!

 

[Duke Nukem]

My WhatIf? question is finally going to be answered!

Jace will finally lose his virginity as well

 

[Randall Fragg]

Filming yourself jacking off counts as a sex tape?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Filming yourself jacking off counts as a sex tape?

It sure does. As long as you include loads of anime porn with it.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I AM NOT AN ANIME PORN LOVER! I LOVE BLACK GIRLS!.

I know the perfect thing to send to Jace.

Spoiler

 

[Duke Nukem]

I know the perfect thing to send to Jace.

Spoiler

Wyświetl załącznik 3821

Nice one, Anime Girl

 

[Papaya23]

i will be very disappointed if this is not the soundtrack to his homemade porno

https://youtube.com/watch?v=osDu36tf8iM

I guess I've been conditioned by other parts of the forum but if I heard that come on I'd assume he was gonna fuck Ms. Kailyn Marie.

Spoiler: actual footage

Edit: Found the cockths I was looking for

 

[Duke Nukem]

I guess I've been conditioned by other parts of the forum but if I heard that come on I'd assume he was gonna fuck Ms. Kailyn Marie.

Spoiler: actual footage

https://youtube.com/watch?v=POwx5xAqpgY

How this crazy bitch managed to reproduce, I will never know.

I guess there are guys who will fuck anything. Like Jace, for example.

 

[Globe]

I don't understand why this doesn't constitute a Crucial Danger Situation. Certainly will for the hooker, at least. Imagine all the gamerfood she's going to get barfed up on her.