DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Mr._Blonde]

Wait? He has a girlfriend now? After saying that he's happy being single?I'm screaming bullshit on his claim. Even if he has a new girlfriend, it's probably not going to last long. Also, who want to date this guy?

 

[Freshtodeath]

He already adressed him and his gf as "mature adults" lol.

 

[Dragoonism]

Im not following his Patreon in detail, but didnt it used to be more on it?

 

[harbinger]

"My girlfriend and I"
"Serious adult relationship and adult life."
"Full time girlfriend"


One day he's going to address her as Leanna.

Did he actually say these things (again) recently?

I have this theory (which I'm sure is shared by some here) that he never actually cared for Leanna the way most people care for their significant other. I believe he is too selfish for that. To him, she was a social status, proof (in his mind) that he is a fully functional, mature person. It's the same with the house and "running a business". I think Leanna came to realize that and I believe the engagement was the final straw for her. He never referred to her as his fiancé unless he was corrected by chat and he kept saying they were not getting married due to his debts. I think she came to realize she did not want to be his personal maid while he played video games all day.

I do believe that's exactly what he is hoping for with this new girlfriend. He's talking about her moving in already after just a few months because he needs some one to live in that house. He really does. He needs someone to live in that house... to cook his food, to wash his clothes, and clean his messes.

I'm also fairly certain he see's her as another source of revenue. He has bitched about losing Leanna's income after she moved out.

The word narcissist has been tossed around here, and personally, I don't think it's too far off the mark.

I'm surprised Phil Burnell was able to find another girlfriend, but I'm not surprised that there is at least someone with such low self-esteem or is delusional enough (or a combination thereof) to date this inept, lazy, selfish man-child.

It sounds like she may be local. If so, she had to have googled him after he mentioned that he runs youtube and twitch channels, saw everything including the masturbation stream and said to herself, "Sure, I'll fuck him."

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Meanwhile on TKOH, this soon-to-be-deleted post, which is at the end of the archive.

http://archive.is/S1pQJ

 

[Done]

Women see past those things when he has a house and looks like he could be her daddy.
100% his new Leanna is in the age range between 18-28.

Guys, he is not attractive in any shape or form logically, but there are girls who subconciously seek out these type of men just like some women subconciously seek out men who abuse them again and again.

Also - did any of you argue logically with a girl why she would fall for such a douchbag/loser only to get a half assed answer and her just ignoring your efforts?

It doesn't matter what a guy thinks should make another guy attractive/unattractive.
We are not the judges for that.

I just see some "qualities" in him that make him attractive for some women but it doesn't negate the fact that he is all those other things but women are often not logical when it comes to dating.

These women rationalize that they can "fix" them if they try hard enough.
Leanna was no different.

There is a point here that I agree with, that immaturity makes people more agreeable & optimistic about possibly changing their chosen mate. She probably sees him as a fixer-upper. Because she probably isn't exposed to his true behavior yet, we have seen that Phil is capable of behaving well for short-to-moderate periods of time if he has an "incentive" to do so.

Meanwhile on TKOH, this soon-to-be-deleted post, which is at the end of the archive.

http://archive.is/S1pQJ

I think he will leave this one up as a "look at how those stoopid detractors think", because it felt like a manbaby tantrum more than an actual criticism to me, even though I agree with his opinions. If he was trolling, he definitely didn't do it right.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I don't buy the girlfriend thing. I don't. We all know Phil over exaggerates everything. Even if he DID somehow persuade a female into his greasy trap, it has to be long distance or online. When would he ever have the time to go out and meet for a date or hook up? He "works" too much!

"Hi there! I'm Sarah. What do you do for a living?"

"Sit on my smelly couch in one of four greasy shirts and play video games for autistic kids."

"..."

"Did I mention I have tax collectors pounding my bunghole every waking second?? *snort*"

"Oh....ok well bye now..."

 

[Phoebe Cates]

If she's real I guarantee she'll be forced in front of a camera before the end of the year.

Possibly as a Patreon goal.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

Someone is actually attracted to Phil's terrible health, crippling debt, messy habits, unflattering appearance, and uncertain career outlook? Well....

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

proof?

As usual @Waveysauce will probably provide it later, when he gets out of work lol.

 

[TheGoutinator]

If Phil is announcing he has a girlfriend, it probably means she JUST turned 18.

 

[Sid]

A women must have talked to him about doing a join streaming so dsp started thinking that she is his new girlfrineds

 

[Fuck This Disco!]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if this girlfriend of his is nonexistent--just from the way he's describing her you can tell that he's lying through his teeth about her existence so his fans can fall for yet another wafer-thin money scheme. He's known this gal since the summer and he's claiming to have only seen her 3 times? Nah wait, that sort of makes sense: "phil bb let's go on a date" "Whuuuuuuuuut? I can't, I'm working!!! *burp*" (repeat x infinity) Either way, this has the potential to be hilariously sad when either a) someone finds out that she indeed exists, finds her thru social media and proceeds to drop the facts about Phil to her, or b) someone finds out (or Phil himself ends up admitting to, accidentally or not) that the gf situation was a sham after all.

He's told his supposed gf about his little tax difficulty, too. Alarm bells should be ringing.

 

[Fox]

>"She doesn't want to be involved with my job and my public persona."
>"Hey, guys! I have an announcement! I have a girlfriend!"

So much for making your personal relationship private and separate from your DipShitPhil persona. He has a pattern of revealing everything after like two or three months, so we'll find out her identity unless they "break up." It's funny because you know he's got to say something about it to shove it the face of people who keep saying that no girl would date his toxic, ugly and narcissistic ass.

 

[Dragoonism]

There is too much inconsistency in his stories about his "new GF" that makes it hard for me to really believe in her!

The main thing is that they have seen each other 3-4 times in the last 5-6 months, when have he had time to do that?

Since before Leanna left him, he have repeatedly stated that he must stream or he will lose money and wont be able to pay his bills and i cant remember when he has skipt streaming 3-4 days during these months! I mean i seriously doubt that she wants to see him only 1-2 hours at best instead of spending say a day together, especially if she have to travel some distance to see him and who is paying the traveling expenses?

So that means that she lives in or near Seattle, however that just raises more questions, mainly if she lives that close why haven't they seen each other much more than 3-4 times?
"But he dont have time to see her because he has to stream"... They have seen each other 3-4 times, which means he very well have the capability to make the time for it.
If she don't have a car she can easily take public transport or is she even more broke than Phil and can't pay for that?
"Her parents have to drive her and they dont always have the time"... If that is the case then she is probably a minor and what parents should drive their underage daughter to met someone like Phil?
"She is already in a relationship and she dont want him to find out"... Seriously?

If she is real she has to be living close to him, but as mention that only raises more questions about her and their relationship!

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

"Her parents have to drive her and they dont always have the time".

Did he actually say that, or is that speculation at the possible reasons for why they've met so few times?

 

[Dragoonism]

Did he actually say that, or is that speculation at the possible reasons for why they've met so few times?

It is a speculation from my side, he never said it!

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

It is a speculation from my side, he never said it!

Phew. Too bad though, that would have been hilarious.

 

[Dragoonism]

Phew. Too bad though, that would have been hilarious.

It sounds like something he could have said, but i was just going through a few things that he or fans might use as an excuse as to why they haven't seen each other more than they have!

 

[Detractress]

I have another theory about the "mystery GF"

She's a struggling twitch streamer/youtuber. Unable to latch onto one of the mid/high tier streamers/youtubers she has her sights set on Phil. She possibly saw how he put up Leanna's ads on his prestreams and was able to milk people for soap revenue. Lost possibly in the "dream" of being a streamer/youtuber/letsplayer for a living that all you need to do is plop down in front of a computer and stream and money will come pouring in. But possibly for the past 2 years or so, she has maxed herself at 10 viewers on Twitch and under 100 subs on Youtube. Possible business decision for the new GF? That is IF he found her online and not IRL which I just dont think is in Phil's personality to do the in person courtship ritual.


Another thing, think she's the result of Leanna cucking Phil? His rebound girl? Leanna cucks Phil, runs off with Tyrone, and Phil immediately runs to the first girl who shows him a modicum of attention. Rebounding is very normal after long term relationships. And the rebound almost always goes poorly because you're dating just to not be alone, not because you have anything in common. If this is the case, Leanna v2 wont last into the spring.