DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dirt McGirt]

Phil said if his fans gave him enough money to pay his taxes in January (~10k) he would do a "special girlfriend reveal."

I read that as a joke and I was about to add that I smelled a new Patreon goal, but HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT? "Help pay my back taxes I was too dumb to realize I had to pay and I'll shove my girlfriend in front of a camera for you". He has to be an alien from a planet where everyone is raised from birth to be as sleazy as possible.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Yeah, he went from a deformed potato to a a person whose face is sliding off their skull with man tits and a balding goatee. He has looked like private pile his whole damn life. Attractive? Absolutely not. Unless you have a thing for men with FAS.

I never said he would be attractive.
He is just attractive for a niche of girls.

Just like Amy Slaton is attractive for a niche of men.
In their eyes her looks have improved because she got even more fat.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Meanwhile on TKOH: https://thekingofhate.com/forums/topic/4006-congratulations-to-phil-his-new-girl/

(current archive link: http://archive.is/Mjule

 

[HerrKlicks]

It all sounds a bit too convenient to me still, especially if you look at the timeline as laid out by Phil:

- not to long ago he stopped paying for Leanna's cell phone by removing her from his plan.

- a few weeks ago he started mentioning how Leanna's room isn't cleared out yet and how it was difficult for him to start working on cleaning out after the painful break up.

- reveals his tax situation on Thanksgiving after months of being ultra vague about it and hints at the medical issue but won't go into detail.

- few days later he suddenly reveals that he is in true and honest love again and making it a big bullet point to justify staying in the Castello Goutatore.

Speculation about her physical attractiveness aside but something about the way he made sure to drive the point home about the fact that GIRLFRIEND = future in the Renton estate seemed off.

Of course this could be Phil's alcohol corroded brain making him talk weird or, again, plain old garden variety :autism:.

 

[ProdigalDuke]

As always with Phil, I don't think he's outright lying about this, he's just stretching the truth and making a much bigger deal out of it than it probably is. We've had nothing but praise of the single mans lifestyle for the past few months, saying he's happy by himself, he no longer has restraints, and basically that he doesn't have TIME for a social life. Not to mention the regular bitching about Leanna, all her shit in his house, how he paid for her phone still, now he's claiming he's been seeing this girl for months and met her several times? Shit doesn't make sense.

I expect he's just been chatting to a female fan in DMs and its massively gone to his head. This man brags about everything good in his life, talks about a trip to the grocery store as a huge undertaking, he wouldn't have kept this a secret for so long. Look at his big Pandalee reveal video, showing her off like a prized trophy. Most people would say something like "I've been seeing a girl, she's pretty cool, we plan on meeting a few more times". He's just got to brag and make out everything is way more important than it actually is.

If he doesn't want people bothering her, and she apparently doesn't want a public persona, then don't make a big fucking deal about it. It's nobodies business but his own.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Does anyone remember that possible @BSV twitter sock account Chimichanga? Or something like that?

About 2/3 months ago she(possibly vidar) flirted with DSP after his breakup and asked DSP to slide into her(his) DMs which seemed to actually happen.

@KingjadVCMP I think you might remember this. It was talked about in Vidars thread Abit. Also @SirJamesDTech you might also remember this twitter sock.


How funny would it be if Phil's new GF is a possible BSV twitter sock, it's a stretch but I can't imagine he actually met a girl in the real world ever.

I recall the theory but don't remember if it even got close to being confirmed.

Personally still sticking to the notion that she's imaginary, so Phil has an excuse for not getting rid of his Renton home. If she is real, and she's apparently a fan, she'll understand not only exactly what Phil is like but what Phil expects in a girlfriend - and for a woman to actually be OK being treated like a maid/mother by their boyfriend is even more of a depressing thought than Phil playing make-believe to fool his viewers into donating more.

 

[TheGoutinator]

IF this is true, I have no idea how she can okay with him using her as a goal to make money for himself. Unless of course, and this likely, she's a gullible, naive, fangirl who doesn't realize she's being used.

 

[JamFlowMan]

If it were anyone else I would think this is trolling, but it is amazing multiple Dsp fans have said they hope this new girl has a job or Phil makes her get a job to help pay the bills. How do his fans not connect the dots that they just funded Phil's December staycation with this girl.

Considering he has only seen this girl a few times and wants her to move in along with him teasing a reveal video, which would happen after the taxes in January so probably Valentines day, Phil is just redoing his relationship with Leanna. Just like in video games he is just going to do the same shit over and over again until it works or he rage quits.

All of this is based on the idea this girl actually exists, which the fact that is up for debate tells you how little Phil's words hold water.

 

[Top Cunt]

Look on the 'brightside' pretty soon @BSV is going to be donating for two once again.

 

[Pointandlaugh]

"My girlfriend and I"
"Serious adult relationship and adult life."
"Full time girlfriend"


One day he's going to address her as Leanna.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The more I watch him, the more I wonder if he doesn’t think he’s telling the truth, minimal bullshit and maximum truth. I’ve known people that are so delusional that even when presented with evidence have some sort of excuse as to why that’s wrong even when it’s in black and white in front of them.

Does he know how to manipulate his bigger enablers? Of course, that can’t be denied. Is he lying? The more I watch him, the less I think so, at least in his eyes. He really thinks that he’s done nothing to deserve the hate, people are just jealous if they say anything against him.

I totally, 100% believe that HE believes he is telling the truth and that there really was nothing he could have done about not paying any business taxes on his business that now isn't a business. Because you can hear his occasional doubts seeping through in the Thanksgiving video, but by a few days later he's back to "nothing I could do dood", like he talked himself into it.

 

[JackDavis]

Times Phil has lied about his relationship with women:
- FGC message boards. Saying he had a fiance to win arguments
- "Messing with girls and the like", said on a video talking about the 2000s
- Renaissance Fair girlfriend
- Hot latina prom queen

Phil is not a stranger to lying about having a girlfriend to make himself look better. The new wrinkle this time is he's using this possible lie to raise funds to pay his taxes.

 

[strandedcastaway]

On Thanksgiving he's posting pathetic microwave turkey dinner pictures and talking about his "bachelor life", and a few days later he's suddenly had a girlfriend since the summer? In the stream he says he's going to spend his whole Christmas season with her, decorate the house, etc., but he didn't spend Thanksgiving with her? I don't know, maybe she's real but like others have said, since he ties into another reason to beg for money (he has to save his house or else he can't date her, as if he couldn't sell the house and move somewhere cheaper in the same area and continue to date this alleged woman) it's hard to take Phil seriously.

 

[Xenomorph]

I never said he would be attractive.
He is just attractive for a niche of girls.

Just like Amy Slaton is attractive for a niche of men.
In their eyes her looks have improved because she got even more fat.

Niche and Fetish are two different things, Fat fetishes I have seen.."retard potato manchildren with gout and no redeemable qualities mooching off children" would be a first for me.

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

Just like Amy Slaton is attractive for a niche of men.
In their eyes her looks have improved because she got even more fat.

Just thanks so much for making me look up who that is. I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Normally you write decent posts, but you've been totally out of left field work this "Phil is attractive" thing. What the hell are you talking about? What qualities, physical or otherwise, make him attractive? Physically he's pale, flabby & hairy with a grey pallor from lack of sunlight, pencil arms, droppy man tits, a 1990s goatee, with a greasy, slicked back conman hairstyle. He consistently shows up on stream appearing to have not showered or shaved, wearing the same clothes from the day before. In all his interactions online with Leanna he totally ignores what she's saying and acts turned off when she's putting out the vibe that she's "in the mood". He catastrophizes every little thing, has zero ambition, is incredibly self-centered, etc. He's also the least handy man I know. He hired a fucking contractor to install blinds in his house & had to have mommy & daddy fly across the country to paint his house for him. Who could find these qualities attractive!?

 

[Waveysauce]

His new "gf" her name on twitch is "mizore_lover" whats funny is her voice sounds like leanna to. you can find them flirting a few times if you go to his destiny 2 co op with people as well as friday the 13th

also I want someone to ask how its not a business when he does sell shit on tee spring like shirts and whatnot..... and he has also claimed to take out a business loan in the past. curious as to how he would answer those

 

[PieceofShet]

His new "gf" her name on twitch is "mizore_lover" whats funny is her voice sounds like leanna to. you can find them flirting a few times if you go to his destiny 2 co op with people as well as friday the 13th

proof?

 

[Prince_of_Rewards]

I never said he would be attractive.
He is just attractive for a niche of girls.

Just like Amy Slaton is attractive for a niche of men.
In their eyes her looks have improved because she got even more fat.

Take every selfie Phil has posted on Instagram, organize them, and post them on your social media account. Don’t add any commentary or hashtags, just post his pictures. Watch the similar responses. We KNOW Phil, he has made his personality available to us for 8+ years now. He has a very ugly, sexist, lack of tact personality. Phil is the typical Howard Stern “Joisey” asshole, who utters tit, cock, anus jokes during his gameplays or invites people to “suck his gorilla or fat cock” when he takes an L during a fighting game. He is literally immature, and his flights of fancy—these flights given—of him being attractive is low-hanging fruit on a 1inch tall Christmas tree. Yes, it’s possible someone, somewhere might find him attractive, IF that someone had daddy issues or was into gym dads that frequent high school volleyball games. But, Phil is not. He is Phil. He isn’t setting off any sparks. He’s not winning any charisma contests. No one is calling Phil to go out on the town. Let him stay home and flirt with people online. We’re all grateful he does this.

 

[Near]

Frankly i don't give a shit if she's real or not. To him it's the WA house that matters the most. And i'm starting to believe more and more that he's gonna just keep it. His fans seem very eager to pay off those income taxes.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Niche and Fetish are two different things, Fat fetishes I have seen.."exceptional individual potato manchildren with gout and no redeemable qualities mooching off children" would be a first for me.

Women see past those things when he has a house and looks like he could be her daddy.
100% his new Leanna is in the age range between 18-28.

Guys, he is not attractive in any shape or form logically, but there are girls who subconciously seek out these type of men just like some women subconciously seek out men who abuse them again and again.

Also - did any of you argue logically with a girl why she would fall for such a douchbag/loser only to get a half assed answer and her just ignoring your efforts?

It doesn't matter what a guy thinks should make another guy attractive/unattractive.
We are not the judges for that.

I just see some "qualities" in him that make him attractive for some women but it doesn't negate the fact that he is all those other things but women are often not logical when it comes to dating.

These women rationalize that they can "fix" them if they try hard enough.
Leanna was no different.