Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

[widowspiderling]

More wish.com dildos for your viewing pleasure. I'm horrified. There are on the "latest" page so what I want to know is who is out here buying dildos on wish.

Spoiler: dicks and sounding toys ahoy i guess

 

[kcbbq]

More wish.com dildos for your viewing pleasure. I'm horrified. There are on the "latest" page so what I want to know is who is out here buying dildos on wish.

Spoiler: dicks and sounding toys ahoy i guess

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The Strat neck plate in the middle confuses me.

 

[MW 002]

More wish.com dildos for your viewing pleasure. I'm horrified. There are on the "latest" page so what I want to know is who is out here buying dildos on wish.

Spoiler: dicks and sounding toys ahoy i guess

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Do I even want to know what the plate in the middle is used for?

Edit: and I found this image
For some reason the concept of giving out prizes for dildos makes me giggle.

 

[A Sign]

I guess they seen

And took it up to a new level

 

[Dysnomia]

Do I even want to know what the plate in the middle is used for?

Edit: and I found this image
For some reason the concept of giving out prizes for dildos makes me giggle.

At first I thought the trophies were also dildos.

 

[Cake Farts]

More wish.com dildos for your viewing pleasure. I'm horrified. There are on the "latest" page so what I want to know is who is out here buying dildos on wish.

Spoiler: dicks and sounding toys ahoy i guess

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Pretty sure that's an attachable wall plate so suction cup dildos can have a better mount on walls.

 

[MW 002]

At first I thought the trophies were also dildos.

So I'm not the only one who saw that at first

 

[Cake Farts]

At first I thought the trophies were also dildos.

I mean anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

Spoiler: Anything

 

[widowspiderling]

Holy shit and also fuck the SIZE of this

Spoiler: DICK

 

[The Valeyard]

A feminist artist created dildos in the shape of Donald Trump as a form of protest.

Cuban porn star dominates a Trump dildo in a foot fetish scene.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Double Dee]

Holy shit and also fuck the SIZE of this

Spoiler: DICK

I see your big one and raise you the glory that is Moby.

Spoiler: Great for home defense!

I just hope to God no one- male, female, or attack helicopter- is loose enough for this.

 

[Faint taste of butter]

Holy shit and also fuck the SIZE of this

Spoiler: DICK

I see your big one and raise you the glory that is Moby.

Spoiler: Great for home defense!

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I just hope to God no one- male, female, or attack helicopter- is loose enough for this.

 

[Cake Farts]

A feminist artist created dildos in the shape of Donald Trump as a form of protest.

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Cuban porn star dominates a Trump dildo in a foot fetish scene.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Wouldn't that be implying you want your pussy to be grabbed by Trump, much less have him in there?

Holy shit and also fuck the SIZE of this

Spoiler: DICK

Holy shit $18 for a dildo is cheap tho

 

[A Sign]

Whats that brah? you got a foot fetish? we got you covered.

https://www.sinthetics.biz/search?q=vajankle

*rates self Islamic content*

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I see your big one and raise you the glory that is Moby.

Spoiler: Great for home defense!

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I just hope to God no one- male, female, or attack helicopter- is loose enough for this.

Hit up the Bad Dragon forums. The only people buying their XL sizes are the same three employees battling for the loosest hole, as if the whole "giant insertion" art kink was meant to be real.

 

[A Sign]

If its not "whose anus is a loose black hole" its getting long ass toys to see if they can stuff it alll the way to the small intestine

 

[MW 002]

I legit didn't realize that this was a dildo on first glance, thought that it was just a caterpillar made of silicon

 

[MysticMisty]

Wyświetl załącznik 317399 I legit didn't realize that this was a dildo on first glance, thought that it was just a caterpillar made of silicon

Was somebody attracted to the caterpillar from A Bug's Life?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I feel like anyone who might use such a thing would have no problem whatsoever keeping my head in their freezer too

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Wyświetl załącznik 317399 I legit didn't realize that this was a dildo on first glance, thought that it was just a caterpillar made of silicon

Probably feels like diarrhea.