Tattoos 10/04/17 Phil's New 'Do & Tattoo - Taking Bulldyke Too Far

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I need monies plz financial solidarity, I have only 28 cents in my account ~Phil Tomorrow.
 
Of fucking course he'd go to a "green certified" tattoo place.
What does "green certified" means in this context anyway?
I just went to look up what it means, to the city of Portland, and this is what I found.
https://www.portlandoregon.gov/sustainabilityatwork/article/454378

Some highlights, they start off pretty standard, but then it turns into Portland
  • Paperless receipts or 'no printed receipt' option
  • Recycling bins are clearly labeled and regularly monitored
  • Florescent tubes and bulbs are safely stored and recycled
  • Green-certified cleaning products are used
  • High-efficiency electric hand dryers are used, instead of paper towels
  • Employees are educated annually (at minimum) about sustainability best practices
  • 20% or more of our employees walk/bike/carpool/public transit
  • Secure bike parking is available
  • bike repair kit, air pump, and spare locks are available for employees and visitors
  • Emergency ride vouchers/taxi reimbursements are available to employees who walk/bike/transit/carpool
  • Only tap water is provided at our workplace, no water delivery or bottled water
  • Employees are allowed to volunteer int he community on paid work time
  • A formal policy promoting contracting with women- and minority-owned businesses
 
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Lookin' sharp! Maybe Slingblade will even let him back in the bedroom for some #AnalRips with this snazzy makeover. :tomgirl:

But damn, he has added so many layers of blubber since he got the "GET CONSENT" tat. I guess the extra fat means more room for tattoos?

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How does just his head keep getting fatter?

I didn't think he could look even more like a pig, but he does. A greasy, retarded pig.

Wait, you're telling me those bolt cutters were done at an actual shop..?
Jesus christ, those lines

It's obviously drawn by Phil himself, who insisted his pig scratchings be copied exactly.

If I saw this pig coming out of a tattoo place I was going into, I'd turn around and never go back, not wanting to get hepatitis or AIDS.
 
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Any remaining ass-patters and/or Licensed Financial Solidarity Experts need to fucking hop off the Trans-Train at this point.

In my musical days seeing a cute pixie-esque gal with that hair cut singing in a band was hot.

Seeing it on Phil who's not attempting to pass in any other fashion just reminds me of all the non-passing-non-trying Antifa blowhards who claim to be vagina-ridden when they get in someone's face and get punched.
 
Don't worry Phil. I don't think even the most depraved, desperate rapist that Portland had to offer would go anywhere near you. The bolt cutters are pretty ironic though, because if Phil asked for consent from anyone, I think the first thought going through said person's head would be ripping off that eyesore out of his nose with a pair of of them.
 
I find it funny, that this tattoo shop has some good reviews and is known for decent work (like tattoo 13 is), but everywhere Phil goes he gets shitty work done...
The tattoo artists must laugh their asses off when he leaves.

@Flame the Sunbird Your guess was right. This shop also says on their site that they are a queer and vegan friendly place, so that may be why Phil picked it.
 
Your guess was right. This shop also says on their site that they are a queer and vegan friendly place, so that may be why Phil picked it.

I mean what kinda tattoo place isn't queer/vegan friendly, really? It's not like you walk in and the dude is like "Have a seat. Eat this ham sandwich while you wait. And if you don't eat this, we have a problem, faggot."
 
What's the significance of bolt cutters? Do they have some significance? Does Phil cut a lot of bolts? Is this his emergency plan to remove his cock when he remembers the date scheduled for his surgery has been and gone?
  • Secure bike parking is available
  • bike repair kit, air pump, and spare locks are available for employees and visitors
Well, there's the real reason he chose this place. A part of me wonders if he wandered in, loudly saying, "Yep, good thing you have bike parking and equipment. I'm probably going to come down a lot on my bike, which I ride everywhere, as a cyclist. Bike."

I find it funny, that this tattoo shop has some good reviews and is known for decent work (like tattoo 13 is), but everywhere Phil goes he gets shitty work done...
The tattoo artists must laugh their asses off when he leaves.
I guess it's the same :autism: that means Chris thinks his art is unimprovable, but I find it weird that Phil gets such shitty tattoos. Not just that they're impulsive, badly planned, badly placed and don't work together, but that bolt cutter looks like it was doodled on a notebook in five seconds. I don't know why he doesn't ask the tattoo artist to, e.g., straighten the lines, or make the designs just look better.

Oh well, I suppose if tattoo artists only did the designs that were a good idea, they'd go out of business pretty quickly.
 
What's the significance of bolt cutters? Do they have some significance? Does Phil cut a lot of bolts? Is this his emergency plan to remove his cock when he remembers the date scheduled for his surgery has been and gone?

He's a revolutionary Communist who steals shit all the time. Except he's too much of a pussy ever to steal anything.
 
I mean what kinda tattoo place isn't queer/vegan friendly, really? It's not like you walk in and the dude is like "Have a seat. Eat this ham sandwich while you wait. And if you don't eat this, we have a problem, faggot."
I think what they may be trying to say with the vegan thing is that they are animal friendly.
Some dyes and inks use things like ground up beetles for the colour... I have found this with some higher end theatrical makeup...
I don't know if some tattoo inks do anything like that for certain colours, or maybe they are just trying to say that they don't practice on pig skin (except Phil) or any live animals.

As for the queer part thats just Portland... The staff at this shop seem like the type of people who try to be inclusive of everyone. But that mentality can backfire on you when someone like Phil walks in...
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Wouldn’t surprise me if he went to get his head shaved for tattoo space but forgot about his off center axes. His tattoo appointment was right after so he doodled the bolt cutters into a napkin and called it a day.
 
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He's a revolutionary Communist who steals shit all the time. Except he's too much of a pussy ever to steal anything.
Ah, okay. I wondered if the Phil saga was going to end with Phil bleeding out, bolt cutters in one hand, penis in the other, while Toren yells at him to keep the noise down.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he went to get his head shaved for tattoo space but forgot about his off center aces.
I mean he can't even remember that he's supposed to be ace.
 
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