FIGGIN 09/30/2017 - "Tran On the Can" - a.k.a. "Thank God for Cat Stickers"

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DuckSucker powiedział(a):
I hate the fact that he has music autoplaying on his website more than the fact that he's a gigantic faggot tbh. Im listening to like some chill Sunday music and I click over and the loudest, most annoyingly aggressive thrash metal just starts raping my speakers.

Didn't that shit die with angelfire? Or at least with myspace.
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Does Phil even like thrash metal? I thought his taste in music was as vanilla as his skin. It's like he thought, "What music should I appear to like in order to look more badass?" Obviously gangsta rap was out because he finds black people incomprehensible and scary.
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
Does Phil even like thrash metal? I thought his taste in music was as vanilla as his skin. It's like he thought, "What music should I appear to like in order to look more badass?" Obviously gangsta rap was out because he finds black people incomprehensible and scary.
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Didn't he have Mmmbop on it at one point? I swear he had some fruity boy band on there and took it off because we made fun of him.
 
This is kind of a :autism: question but it keeps coming to mind...
Has Phil started getting his eyebrows shaped? They look like they were waxed or threaded or maybe Phil tweezed them? If you look at his older pictures you'll see what I mean, he used to have very flat straight brows and now they seem more arched. Or is he just raising his eyebrows for the picture?
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Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
Does Phil even like thrash metal? I thought his taste in music was as vanilla as his skin. It's like he thought, "What music should I appear to like in order to look more badass?" Obviously gangsta rap was out because he finds black people incomprehensible and scary.
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Edgy white kids LOVE real aggressive music. It's why Limp Bizkit exists.
 
Taint'ed Love powiedział(a):
This is kind of a :autism: question but it keeps coming to mind...
Has Phil started getting his eyebrows shaped? They look like they were waxed or threaded or maybe Phil tweezed them? If you look at his older pictures you'll see what I mean, he used to have very flat straight brows and now they seem more arched. Or is he just raising his eyebrows for the picture?
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At least he's not drawing them on any more. Christ, that annoyed me.
 
HickoryDickory powiedział(a):
Didn't he have Mmmbop on it at one point? I swear he had some fruity boy band on there and took it off because we made fun of him.
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Phil's has the musical taste of a camp gay man stuck in the 90s who's only ever been exposed to elevator music.
He may post the occasional hot topic rock tracks (Rob zombie, slipknot) or Hispanic rap groups no one cares about but his IRL music tastes are mostly stuff like J-lo, pink and mid 90s Madonna when she was trying to break into the trance/rave scene. His old youtube playlist had endless 90s girl power hits set to naruto fight scenes, he's not even hardcore enough for the classic Linkin park / naruto meme mash ups.
 
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Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
Has he yet reached the stage where Jon isn't letting him in the bathroom? That's pretty sad if true.
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Apparently the light is broke or the bulb is just gone so rather than fix it they abandoned it.
Keep in mind Phil doesn't use the lights in an effort to save money / lower his carbon footprint and insists they use Christmas lights instead (I imagine the hazard light he stole is broke by now).

Combine no lights with no cleaning and that's a foul soup
 
MMX powiedział(a):
Apparently the light is broke or the bulb is just gone so rather than fix it they abandoned it.
Keep in mind Phil doesn't use the lights in an effort to save money / lower his carbon footprint and insists they use Christmas lights instead (I imagine the hazard light he stole is broke by now).

Combine no lights with no cleaning and that's a foul soup
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I don't understand how you can be that un-domestic. I mean, I get that Phil is probably less well-adapted to the world than most insects, but Toren has been married and stuff. How can you honestly think it's easier to live in darkness than to just go out, get a bulb and change it?

When I was a student, we had instances where we didn't change the bulb right away, but that was usually because we were feeling hungover or lazy and - oh wait. Carry on.
 
Tragi-Chan powiedział(a):
I don't understand how you can be that un-domestic. I mean, I get that Phil is probably less well-adapted to the world than most insects, but Toren has been married and stuff. How can you honestly think it's easier to live in darkness than to just go out, get a bulb and change it?

When I was a student, we had instances where we didn't change the bulb right away, but that was usually because we were feeling hungover or lazy and - oh wait. Carry on.
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It's easier if u keep in mind Toren mostly sticks to his room and watches Netflix on his laptop all day. Phil is free to do his random stupid shit unless Toren comes out of his cave and then likely he gets his own way and keeps the lights on.
 
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