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- 21 Sie 2015
Going to Cali to get away from the fires seems like such a smart and well thought out idea and not a desperate excuse for a reason to waste more money.
📚 Megathread Potatoes of Instagram - A brief collection of Phil's phinest photos.
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Going to Cali to get away from the fires seems like such a smart and well thought out idea and not a desperate excuse for a reason to waste more money.
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- 28 Gru 2014
This fat smelly fucker is a sensory processing assault to anyone who has to look at or smell him.
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- 27 Mar 2015
He looks like Lena Dunham in the first pic.
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- 25 Gru 2015
Ah, those poor, desperate, greasy and unkempt wisps of thinning hair. The pig ring is terrible, the tattoos are an embarrassment, the mallgoth clothes fit only for a 13-year-old are a disaster we've come to expect, but the hair...why? Why does Phil insist on not either growing it out (assuming it's even possible at this point), or shaving it off? Dude has enough of those daft antifa scarf things he could wrap around his big bald head, and something something passing privilege would stop all but the most dedicated sjws in their tracks. So why leave the obviously-thinning-Mediterranean-male hair atop his fat head? Does he, in his imagination, have a fantastic mohawk or something?
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- 15 Sty 2014
Going to Cali, eh? With Greta and Nina there, it's a real shame he has no way of learning their address. I'm sure they'd be delighted to see their sister in the fight against the cistem.
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- 31 Lip 2015
Goddamn that's not even a double chin. There's no chin whatsoever, just an inflated blob of fat.
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- 10 Lis 2015
@Ravenor @MMX @Taint'ed Love Should have slipped him the address instead of posting it.
Cause hed look like an old mammy house cleaner.
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- 28 Gru 2014
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- 29 Paź 2014
@Taint'ed Love did the right thing.
The best we could have hope for was Phil turning up unannounced during one of his road trips, at worst I would have burned a contact getting the info to Phil and outing a troll.
@Ravenor and I agreed with making the info public so @Taint'ed Love more or less did as she was told.
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- 16 Lip 2016
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What a sperging turd.
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- 28 Kwi 2015
Poor Choices
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- 3 Paź 2014
The fourth pic is just fantastic. Phil decides he wants to wear an electronic bracelet looking thing then also decides he wants to hide it conveniently posting everything to social media.
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- 9 Paź 2016
I thought in ACTUAL cases of house arrest your not supposed to leave the house, unless you have a job or a predetermined schedule thats ok to follow? Also covering it with a bandana only makes you look like some crazy gang member Phil, and could get you questioned by police....
These posts are also kind of sad, in seeing how Phil is slipping farther and farther into loneliness and boredom , to the point were all he has to talk about anymore is his imagery country, and his imaginary domme who put him under imaginary house arrest.
Its really weird reading this knowing its coming from a 32 year old man, and not a 5 year old. Thats autism for ya...
EDIT: Also look at those boots, when you see those the first thing that comes to mind is woman?
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- 1 Wrz 2015
This really one of Phil's more delightfully retarded new ideas. His "ankle monitor" is literally a cheap costume novelty made for dressing up like Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton in their jailbird days LOL.
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- 7 Lut 2013
"So Isabel, why are you wearing this fake ankle monitor?"
"Well doctor it's because my slaveowner who lives in my head has gone to Israel for the holidays and wanted to make sure I didn't escape the hovel."
"Neat well let's schedule some surgeries for you because you sound pretty well put together."
"Well doctor it's because my slaveowner who lives in my head has gone to Israel for the holidays and wanted to make sure I didn't escape the hovel."
"Neat well let's schedule some surgeries for you because you sound pretty well put together."
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- 14 Kwi 2014
Yeah, seems to be going back and forth on it, but he seems to be fetishizing Jews and Israel again, presumably because his autism won't let him drop an interest once it's become part of his persona. Hopefully he'll get some pre-Jewish tattoos in the future. I mean, not that the Jewish people deserve that sort of shit, not after all they've been through, but... itd be hilarious to see Phil explain that to anti-Israel troons.
Nah, Phil is about the least threatening human being you could imagine. He doesn't look like a gang member; he looks like a Baby Huey. He might still get questioned, but more because the police worry about his safety. Extra points if he wears his sped bicycle helmet with it.
This really one of Phil's more delightfully exceptional new ideas. His "ankle monitor" is literally a cheap costume novelty made for dressing up like Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton in their jailbird days LOL.
So he picked it up at the local Halloween store then? Or do they carry these at Hot Topic?
That's awfully optimistic of you, considering any doctors Phil is seeing are likely just as imaginary as Xochi.
Probably fake Jews too, because why the hell not.
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- 18 Cze 2015
Phil wearing that Spencer's Gifts plastic ankle bracelet is about the same as a 32 yr old wearing a Spencer's Gifts vampire teeth set and posting on tumblr that he's become "The Night"
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- 13 Cze 2016
Add the tard helmet to that picture and you have the very definition of crippling exceptionality.
Please tell me we've a picture of Phil leaving the house with a neckerchief over his nose and those rubber safety glasses on his face. How do people not point and laugh behind their hands?