The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

[BT 075]

No idea, it's been there for years.

It exists because DeviantArt is where Art meets (sexual) Deviancy. I think it's in their motto, even. It is a website where autistic furry babby-fiddlers come together to create vore inflation fetish drawings and people casually humping various cartoon characters, and other autistic babby-fiddling deviants then pay them for this shit and praise this "artistic talent".

 

[deadson]

It exists because DeviantArt is where Art meets (sexual) Deviancy. I think it's in their motto, even.

Ehhhh, sorta right on that front. The deviant part is correct, the sexual pretty much sneaked it's way in and now the staff can't control it.

 

[Lil]

>parents tried to pull me off that site back when I first signed up at age 14
>they were afraid it was a place where pedophiles and other fetishists gathered, hence the "deviant"
>tell them at the time that the site's harmless and that there aren't predators on there
>mfw 7 years later and I realize my parents were actually right the whole time

_(: c 」∠)_

 

[Colress]

>parents tried to pull me off that site back when I first signed up at age 14
>they were afraid it was a place where pedophiles and other fetishists gathered, hence the "deviant"
>tell them at the time that the site's harmless and that there aren't predators on there
>mfw 7 years later and I realize my parents were actually right the whole time

_(: c 」∠)_

my uncle thought the same thing lmfao

 

[HG 400]

The buildup to the smackdown TopperHay posted is interesting too.

GK has just asked when Heather will be willing to have another skype chat with him, and she doesn't seem very interested.

So we've got unwillingness to skype, a subtle dig at his joblessness, and finally some outright snark. C-C-COMBO!

After this there's just a long string of stupid smileys until he tries his luck with the leg-humping one and gets slapped down.

 

[Lil]

YOU GO, GIRL!

>And yet, I am proud to say we stick it out anyway.

It's like when a cartoon character turns to the audience and makes a comment. Only more retarded. Yes, GK, we know that you know that we see your comments. Just because you say it, doesn't mean we'll be convinced.

 

[Dee]

YOU GO, GIRL!

>And yet, I am proud to say we stick it out anyway. [eyeroll-inducing emoticon]

It's like when a cartoon character turns to the audience and makes a comment. Only more retarded.

Yes, GK, we know that you know that we see your comments. Just because you said it, doesn't mean we'll be convinced.

He breaks the 4th wall in Dev Art comments, it's amazing.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I love that with the more disdain Heather shows for GK we all give a her a hearty applause.

 

[Burned Man]

I love that with the more disdain Heather shows for GK we all give a her a hearty applause.

It seems that there relationship is going through the dramatic overhaul that it desperately needed, it is a bit of a shame it took him having to be seduced by a bearded man for it to happen though. Oh well it is what it is and we shall see how far Heather goes on her quest for independence from GK, fingers crossed for complete separation.

 

[Not There]

"Hey unlike you, I'm busy!"

Yeaaaaaah girl, slap his shit down! I'm proud, Heather, keep it up!

 

[Picklechu]

Hey, unlike you I'm busy!

 

[Venusaur]

He speaks so....so...artificially to Heather. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but it just sounds so fake. He speaks to her the same way yiff-buddies speak to one another when they're roleplaying being cute little foxes or something. It's creepy as hell.

 

[Not There]

He speaks so....so...artificially to Heather. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but it just sounds so fake. He speaks to her the same way yiff-buddies speak to one another when they're roleplaying being cute little foxes or something. It's creepy as hell.

Everything he's ever said, to her or about her, comes off as pre-planned. Like he's just sitting there with his greasy hair hanging over his thesaurus, but the best description he can come up with is "epic". Jay's a blowhard.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He speaks so....so...artificially to Heather. Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but it just sounds so fake. He speaks to her the same way yiff-buddies speak to one another when they're roleplaying being cute little foxes or something. It's creepy as hell.

GK is creepy? Say what?!

 

[Tenchi]

Prediction time! What do you think will happen to the Golden Knight when he, hopefully, gets dumped by Heather? Will he break down and cry forever, drowning in his own tears? Will he shave his hair and fight criminals and women for all their "wrong doings"? Or will he finally admit to his pedophilia and creep around kid gap looking to train his future badass action hero girlfriend?

 

[Burned Man]

Prediction time! What do you think will happen to the Golden Knight when he, hopefully, gets dumped by Heather? Will he break down and cry forever, drowning in his own tears? Will he shave his hair and fight criminals and women for all their "wrong doings"? Or will he finally admit to his pedophilia and creep around kid gap looking to train his future badass action hero girlfriend?

I seriously hope that Heather isn't the one thing that keeps him tickling Kids in a basement again or else this could get very dark very fast

 

[Surtur]

I seriously hope that Heather isn't the one thing that keeps him tickling Kids in a basement again or else this could get very dark very fast

I think he was with Heather when that happened.

 

[Seahorses]

Prediction time! What do you think will happen to the Golden Knight when he, hopefully, gets dumped by Heather? Will he break down and cry forever, drowning in his own tears? Will he shave his hair and fight criminals and women for all their "wrong doings"? Or will he finally admit to his pedophilia and creep around kid gap looking to train his future badass action hero girlfriend?

She won't dump him.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Prediction time! What do you think will happen to the Golden Knight when he, hopefully, gets dumped by Heather? Will he break down and cry forever, drowning in his own tears? Will he shave his hair and fight criminals and women for all their "wrong doings"? Or will he finally admit to his pedophilia and creep around kid gap looking to train his future badass action hero girlfriend?

If that does, by some miracle, happen....

I think he'll act sad for a short while then immediately go find someone else to be his "badass heroine." By leaving him, Heather would be showing that he can't control her anymore. Then again, there's also a possibility that he'll try to win her back if only to have someone to project his fantasies onto.

That said, I'm pleasantly surprised to see these comments where she's starting to show that this "fragile flower" has some thorns on her.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

She won't dump him.

If she doesn't want out and wants to stay with that creep with a bad hairdo, let her. She can't be helped. She has to want to get out of this herself. And as the above statement and repeat visits to the DA page by me have suggested, she doesn't and probably won't. I thought of trying to help but decided to stay out of this, because if loves him as much as he 'loves ' her it's going to be impossible unless she finds someone irl. I would try and help, but honestly I'd only probably be doing what others have tried without success. I'd hate to be Mr. Negative, but that's how things look from my point of view. What I will say, is that hopefully if they spend any RL time together, she may (eventually) see him for what he really is.