The Golden Knight (Original, Archive)

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I can't imagine him trying to sell anything to anyone. Either he is going to scream at the customer for having noise in the background during the sales call or he goes door to door creeping on little kids. Ponytail or not I can't imagine anyone hiring him.
There was a bit earlier on in the thread where somebody mentioned meeting him at a comic convention trying to sell his book. This is how it went down...
Oh my god!
I saw this guy at a con I went to the other weekend.
He tried to push his comic as I was looking around the artist alley. He was selling it for 30 bucks.
I was polite and just said "Oh I'll check it out on your website" and threw his card in the trash when he wasn't looking.
He was super weird and stuttered like crazy.
I could imagine him trying to plug his book on the doorstep as well as trying to sell the company's wares. That is if he actually gets the job.
 
Off topic, I was going through my sketchbook and found the doodles I drew and posted here. I ripped them out and threw the away. :(. TGK makes me a sad panda.
 
I could imagine him trying to plug his book on the doorstep as well as trying to sell the company's wares. That is if he actually gets the job.

I can see that happening. I can also see him not keeping that job for long, either because of that or his general unlikeableness. Or how unreasonable he is.

...I think I'll just say there are a lot of reasons and leave it at that. In the end, I can't see him keeping it for very long.

EDIT: Here's a short drinking game.

Drink each time he mentions something hypocritical.

Now, here are some things I don't like:

: waiting
: Perverts/pedophiles (simply being sexually active or "Sex positive" isn't the same as this)
: People that take out of context
: cosmetic artificiality (Yep, "makeup" grosses me out)
: nuisances
: technical difficulties
: weird, unthinkable pairings
: inconvenience
: ideological conflict (even if it makes good proving grounds for my psyche)
: herding "cliques" (all that social "conformity")
: work, notably "homework"
: politics in general (doubly for its sheer necessity)
: forces of EVIL
 
I was lurking during this thread and well I'm quite impressed at how this whole thing played out. I have to say good on you guys for giving him the benefit of the doubt that he would try and change even if ended so poorly. Also the desire to protect Heather from all of you is more noble and chivalrous than the so called golden knight could ever hope to be. Dynastia I read your apology to Heather and I tip my not so great helm for your kindness and thoughtfulness for the collateral damage of your just quest to slay the Golden knight.
 
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For the sake of comical dissonance, these are the people Jay expects to fit in with and work alongside.

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What, an obligatorily diverse group of suits?
 
I can see that happening. I can also see him not keeping that job for long, either because of that or his general unlikeableness. Or how unreasonable he is.

...I think I'll just say there are a lot of reasons and leave it at that. In the end, I can't see him keeping it for very long.

EDIT: Here's a short drinking game.

Drink each time he mentions something hypocritical.

He doesn't like work, why am I not surprised.
Also he hates forces of EVIL not forces of evil. The caps are important, they are completely different forces.
 
See Golden Knight hates EVIL because he is evil and need something even more evil to fight against so he can appear chivalrous

Yes see EVIL is more loud about how evil they, like serial killers or wall street investors. While in the case of just regular non-capitalized evil, like the Golden Knight, you have to be quiet about how evil you are. That way if you pretend to be good and are quiet about your evil doings, like molesting a small girl, it makes it easier to sleep at night with how shitty of a person you really are.
 
This thread was worth the almost alnighter it took to read the whole thing, and what a friggen roller coaster it was.
 
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The first emote is meant to be humping the other one's non-existant leg.

Way to go Heather for shooting him down! You don't have to put up with that.

It also looks like Heather's taken away some privileges! TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
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The first emote is meant to be humping the other one's non-existant leg.

Way to go Heather for shooting him down! You don't have to put up with that.

Why does that emote even exists? At what point in any conversation do wish there was an emote to convey the mean of "I wish the hump your invisible leg/junk area like a dog, while ignoring your clear distaste for it"
 
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