@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Begemot]

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Are you sure we can't be more realistic, though?

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

What's the difference between Mound Dweller and Jack Scalfani? One is a subhuman mongoloid that makes raw steak and burnt toast, and the other is Jack Scalfani!

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

This is Morrowind.


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The fuck is that, radiator grilled steak?

 

[McKennai]

This is Morrowind.


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Identical thing sandwiched I ate from a booth turned my bowels upside down for a day, as much as people like Blue cheese it's not a reason to serve meat that rare.

 

[stares at error messages]

Since a bunch of you clearly lack the technical training to prepare a steak, here is your mandatory remedial lesson:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Dji3wNwzKw

He over cooked it.

Identical thing sandwiched I ate from a booth turned my bowels upside down for a day, as much as people like Blue cheese it's not a reason to serve meat that rare.

You have a weak constitution.

 

[Cheb Dagness]

This is Morrowind.


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The fat isn't even remotely cooked, you may as well just eat cold lard.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Are you sure we can't be more realistic, though?

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Better, but it's missing a glob of mayo on top of the slop.

 

[souschef]

This is Morrowind.


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Now you're just ruining food for the bit

I'll believe this is not gimmick posting if you post a video of you actually eating this

 

[McKennai]

You have a weak constitution.

I'd clog your toilet after a single meal.

 

[souschef]

I'd clog your toilet after a single meal.

If this nigger is actually eating that (i don't believe he is), he is absolutely risking his health

The fat isn't even rendered, it's not even pittsburgh rare because it's fucking gray on the outside. I guarantee you there's NO way to fuck up a steak this way unless you're doing on purpose. This is 100% cold on the inside and reached nowhere near the safe temperature for consumption

I'm firm on the position he fucks this up to be funny and i won't budge unless he eats it on camera

 

[AMHOLIO]

No. It was in the fridge marinating before. I did 2 minutes each side. I wish it was bloodier. I let all the juices run out from he bag so they wouldn't burn on the pan.

Man just eat it raw

 

[stares at error messages]

Now you're just ruining food for the bit

I'll believe this is not gimmick posting if you post a video of you actually eating this

Now I'm going to have to do ASMR. Suffar!

Man just eat it raw

No. You have to cook it, walk the cow through a warm room, until the cheese flavouring goes away. All exactly like the Jews have brainwashed me to believe.. Do you know nothing about food? Have you not read the chart?

If this nigger is actually eating that (i don't believe he is), he is absolutely risking his health

The fat isn't even rendered, it's not even pittsburgh rare because it's fucking gray on the outside. I guarantee you there's NO way to fuck up a steak this way unless you're doing on purpose. This is 100% cold on the inside and reached nowhere near the safe temperature for consumption

I'm firm on the position he fucks this up to be funny and i won't budge unless he eats it on camera

I swear in complete sincerity on what ever you want me to, I cooked that stake to perfection (pictured), I ate it all, and then latter I had a normal poo. It was not cold on the inside. Now you are libeling me. What you say is so backwards it's not even funny.

 

[souschef]

Now I'm going to have to do ASMR. Suffar!

Eat it coward

I swear in complete sincerity on what ever you want me to, I cooked that stake to perfection (pictured)

No you did not niggerzoid

The only way that your "steak cooked to perfection" could end like that is cooking it on top of a manhole on a slightly warm summer day. No way you cooked both sides 2 minutes each like you said, it wouldn't turn out like that even if frozen though it would still be bad

Eat it on cam or GTFO and forever resign to your position as Temu Mound Dweller, child

Enjoy salmonella

 

[Begemot]

Now you're just ruining food for the bit

I'll believe this is not gimmick posting if you post a video of you actually eating this

Stop trying to help these broken fools....

 

[stares at error messages]

Eat it coward


No you did not niggerzoid

The only way that your "steak cooked to perfection" could end like that is cooking it on top of a manhole on a slightly warm summer day. No way you cooked both sides 2 minutes each like you said, it wouldn't turn out like that even if frozen though it would still be bad

Eat it on cam or GTFO and forever resign to your position as Temu Mound Dweller, child

Enjoy salmonella

Another educational video is in your future. Just wait and see.