💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick is a man of many hats.
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He tries to sound smart by using Bri'ish-sounding insults. That's why he calls people "turnip", "radish", and other funny sounding words that aren't really insults by themselves, often with an "absolute" in front of it. Fat fuck went to a tourist trap pub on vacation and now thinks he's Mr. Worldwide and better than all the other midwestern rubes.
the key word is 'sounding' - in all my 40 years on this earth, living in Bongland, I've never once heard anyone use insults as contrived or moronic as that, other than in badly-written fiction
in my experience, most people prefer the old favourites like 'prick', 'bastard', 'wanker' or 'cunt'; if he'd ventured further than the tourist trap/student type pub he went to (which was all of 10 minutes' waddle from the convention centre, or less than two minutes in a taxi), your man would have heard plenty of the last one in Glasgow
 
It really is amazing: he just impotently oinks on social media all day, every day, getting into slap fights for no purpose. He can’t even say he gets paid for any of it. I wish he would start a Twitch or YouTube stream.
It would probably be just like Sifu's streams but with way less energy.
How old is fatty pork tits? He must be pushing 50. He better watch his blood pressure and his ever growing waistline if he doesn't want to get scalfanied and have a gimp arm before long
He's 46 right now.
 
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. I guess all the criminal cyberstalking cult members are at the Air FORE museum in Dayton where they all died doing this, enjoy prison.

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I consider myself a bit of a Patstorian but what is the "fly over the mud" a reference to ? Is it one of his Tomlinson Tall Tales ? Like when a Japanese kamikaze pilot cried on his shoulder at Pearl Harbor
 
I consider myself a bit of a Patstorian but what is the "fly over the mud" a reference to ? Is it one of his Tomlinson Tall Tales ? Like when a Japanese kamikaze pilot cried on his shoulder at Pearl Harbor
Just a bit of lingo Pat made up out of whole cloth to sound like he knew what he was talking about. He said that some Air Force guys he knew said "them boys are flying in the mud" in reference to some plane or other. I'll try and find the tweet.
Edit: it wasn't a tweet, it was a post on some aviation forum. The only picture I've been able to find was taken after his account got hacked and vandalized.
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Don't worry, it's already easily and well controlled apparently
So he's been on blood pressure medication for 17 fucking years, since he was 29 or 30? Good lord.
He was nowhere near as fat then. I wonder if it correlates with Adrienne leaving him?
His permanent undercurrent of rage is one of the few constants in his life. He can't be far off his first cardiac event. Maybe he's already had a few warnings but put it down to indigestion from beer 'n' brats.
 
So he's been on blood pressure medication for 17 fucking years, since he was 29 or 30? Good lord.
He was nowhere near as fat then. I wonder if it correlates with Adrienne leaving him?
His permanent undercurrent of rage is one of the few constants in his life. He can't be far off his first cardiac event. Maybe he's already had a few warnings but put it down to indigestion from beer 'n' brats.
I would not be at all surprised to find out he had a minor heart attack or stroke. The suprising thing would be keeping it a secret from the little baby stalker children. He knows he'll get made fun of even more for being a fat faggot with bitch tits, but he'd still make up some story about how he was screamed so much at a Pmurt supporter that they started crying and he had a rage stroke erection negligent discharge or something stupid like that.
 
Piggy was talking about A-10's in his "those boys would fly in the mud" and he wanted an A-10 model kit. Here's a link to the thread, but you may need an account to view it, http://www.arcforums.com/forums/air...88-a-10-for-the/&tab=comments#comment-1759204 IIRC, Piggy was his usual asshole braggart self.

Speaking of links, this is to his THRA license violation. So far the case is just opened. No additional actions yet and the inspection is TBD. Enter 2611 N OAKLAND AVE in the search box to see Piggy's history with the city. Mostly it's just guys from reddit ( Pot Bellied Pigs in the basement, illegal daycare... although given the Somalian daycare scam, maybe that redditor was onto something about Piggy's and The Frump's income.) Some may have been legit.
 
Piggy was talking about A-10's in his "those boys would fly in the mud" and he wanted an A-10 model kit. Here's a link to the thread, but you may need an account to view it, http://www.arcforums.com/forums/air...88-a-10-for-the/&tab=comments#comment-1759204 IIRC, Piggy was his usual asshole braggart self.

Speaking of links, this is to his THRA license violation. So far the case is just opened. No additional actions yet and the inspection is TBD. Enter 2611 N OAKLAND AVE in the search box to see Piggy's history with the city. Mostly it's just guys from reddit ( Pot Bellied Pigs in the basement, illegal daycare... although given the Somalian daycare scam, maybe that redditor was onto something about Piggy's and The Frump's income.) Some may have been legit.
Could piggy get fined for not having declared his AirBnB already?
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Edit: Also, I just remembered that there's an entirely separate inspection coming up about the balcony debacle, and Pat has already threatened that inspector with unspecified self-defense measures should he dare to show up. What if he mistakes the THRA inspector for the balcony inspector and spoonfeeds him his teeth (in self defense)?
 
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I'm sure this has been raised but what's with the Threads profile picture? Is he being intentionally creepy or does he think that's a good first impression. The fat compressed squinty predator eyes and that weird smirk. It's so close as well, makes my skin crawl.

It's like the nipple meatloaf restaurant picture. It's grotesque at yet he posted it himself. I want to understand the thought process but I don't think there is one.
 
I'm sure this has been raised but what's with the Threads profile picture? Is he being intentionally creepy or does he think that's a good first impression. The fat compressed squinty predator eyes and that weird smirk. It's so close as well, makes my skin crawl.

It's like the nipple meatloaf restaurant picture. It's grotesque at yet he posted it himself. I want to understand the thought process but I don't think there is one.
The fun thing about observing narcissists who are also fat is that they cannot comprehend the notion they are physically repulsive and absurd looking on the best of days, and as such they smugly cover their social media with selfies....and the local bathhouse gym's social media too in pig man's case since he decided it was free real estate to show off his fat and gay face
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Like if I saw my face on my local gym's social media page like this I would have myself a good old fashioned sobbing mental breakdown and be on the horn with them to please please PLEASE take my selfies off because it makes me look like some kind of insanely autistic rapist/wannabe rapist with overt serial killer vibes. For pig man however? this shit is another opportunity to show his physical perfection to the masses

I mean just fuckin look at it. You have people from likely all walks of life proudly showing off what they feel to be personal achievements just once through a selfie in what would likely be the most public pride they have shown for a while. Pork tits feels his mere fucking fat gay existence is itself a fucking achievement he needs to brag about a dozen fucking times on the same selfie wall
 
The fun thing about observing narcissists who are also fat is that they cannot comprehend the notion they are physically repulsive and absurd looking on the best of days, and as such they smugly cover their social media with selfies....and the local bathhouse gym's social media too in pig man's case since he decided it was free real estate to show off his fat and gay face
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Like if I saw my face on my local gym's social media page like this I would have myself a good old fashioned sobbing mental breakdown and be on the horn with them to please please PLEASE take my selfies off because it makes me look like some kind of insanely autistic rapist/wannabe rapist with overt serial killer vibes. For pig man however? this shit is another opportunity to show his physical perfection to the masses

I mean just fuckin look at it. You have people from likely all walks of life proudly showing off what they feel to be personal achievements just once through a selfie in what would likely be the most public pride they have shown for a while. Pork tits feels his mere fucking fat gay existence is itself a fucking achievement he needs to brag about a dozen fucking times on the same selfie wall
I will always believe that he was advertising himself to the local cruisers. imagining that self-satisfied smirk being a “meet me in the sauna, child” advertisement makes the entire montage that much funnier.
 
I'm sure this has been raised but what's with the Threads profile picture? Is he being intentionally creepy or does he think that's a good first impression. The fat compressed squinty predator eyes and that weird smirk. It's so close as well, makes my skin crawl.

It's like the nipple meatloaf restaurant picture. It's grotesque at yet he posted it himself. I want to understand the thought process but I don't think there is one.
It's him in his natural habitat, a bar. Note the wooden barstool behind his fat head.
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I don't understand the 1.7 pig logic behind uploading that then making it his profile picture.
 
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