💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Can someone point me to the video in which Jack takes a huge bite out of a hamburger, shot in profile? It's at least 5 years old I think, and it looks like a semi being totalled. It's hilarious and I can't find it.
 
How do you see that and think "This is okay to publish."

Even if Jack's blind ass could see, he's too lazy to look.

It's July 4th, how long until we're treated to some of Jag's faux patriotism and virtue signaling?

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Can someone point me to the video in which Jack takes a huge bite out of a hamburger, shot in profile? It's at least 5 years old I think, and it looks like a semi being totalled. It's hilarious and I can't find it.
You're probably thinking of this one right?
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I mean Jesus fucking Christ, Jack. The Burger is even upside down, what a troglodyte.
Here's the video:

 
>be Jack
>bald
>still have dandruff

This is a real thing though, and it has many different diagnoses and causes. A simple visit to the dermatologist could help with this, but he's already blown out every other part of his body - why start listening to doctors now. He is the living embodiment of that Treehouse of Horror episode where all Homer has to do to not lose his soul is NOT eat a doughnut.
Considering there's no way Fatty can actually bathe himself, I don't think a dermatologist would actually have much to say about it.

You're probably thinking of this one right?

Here's the video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys
Ah yes, the old

WEDNESDAY BORBLE BAYGUN JEEZBORGLE WID NO BAYGUN

I think he just sits on it while Hammy wheels him around like a fridge on a furniture dolly.
Basically this. When he's not in his wheelchair being pushed around by Tammy, or on his motorized scootypuff, Tammy shoves him around on that. Really the only use he gets out of it as a walker is so he can shove it around and lean on it when he wants to pretend he can walk.
 
Another abhorrent concotion from Combining with Jack. Imagine the horrible mouthfeel with not-fully-frozen shrimp and dill stems. Really no flavor, just a hint of sea lost in an ocean of mayo. Look at the size of those onion pieces, everything is done half assed as usual. He didn't bother to drain that shrimp first, could have sautéed it to draw out more flavors but he can't spare the 2 minutes apparently

America broke from the British rule for this?
 
Do you really want to see the atrocities that Fatty would come up with if he were limited to a british grocery store?

But yes, it's America that keeps this salmonella homunculus alive.
BLIMEY

IS COOKIN WITH JACK SHOW AND TODAY WE GUNNA HAVE A LAZY MAN RECIPE INNIT

WE OFF TO START WITH SOME BEANS AND 3LB OF SAUSAGE
 
Do you really want to see the atrocities that Fatty would come up with if he were limited to a british grocery store?

But yes, it's America that keeps this salmonella homunculus alive.
British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .
 
British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .
at least 25% of his recipes would be some combination of whatever and then HP sauce in a pot.
 
Even if Jack's blind ass could see, he's too lazy to look.



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Funny how even in countries without the Constitution you can read that post.

Fatty has no clue what "Freedom" actually means.

That shot of him force smashing the burger into his face with the sauce dripping out will never not be funny.

BLIMEY

IS COOKIN WITH JACK SHOW AND TODAY WE GUNNA HAVE A LAZY MAN RECIPE INNIT

WE OFF TO START WITH SOME BEANS AND 3LB OF SAUSAGE
And washed down with a can of lager.

British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .
Fucking jellied eels mate. That dish is an abomination.
 
I feel like everything we're bringing up are pretty niche cases in British cooking, at best. American cooking has a lot of the same ghosts in its past, just think of the atrocity that was the Jell-O Salad era. There are still systemic problems such as a misunderstanding of seasonings but I'd walk into any limey restaurant in existence with far more confidence than I'd have walking into Fat Jack's kitchen to eat.
 
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