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- 3 Lut 2013
I like tuna salad, but seafood salad just disgusts me no matter who makes it.
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AKA second breakfast appetizer.My guess is they contain the dehydrated food that he's been stocking up for the coming apocalypse
Wait, how the shit does he use a walker with only one good hand? I mean he must or he wouldn't have it, but now I'm just imagining CrippleJack waddling in circles and looking even more like the retard he is.
You're probably thinking of this one right?Can someone point me to the video in which Jack takes a huge bite out of a hamburger, shot in profile? It's at least 5 years old I think, and it looks like a semi being totalled. It's hilarious and I can't find it.
Here's the video:Wyświetl załącznik 8756429
I mean Jesus fucking Christ, Jack. The Burger is even upside down, what a troglodyte.
Considering there's no way Fatty can actually bathe himself, I don't think a dermatologist would actually have much to say about it.>be Jack
>bald
>still have dandruff
This is a real thing though, and it has many different diagnoses and causes. A simple visit to the dermatologist could help with this, but he's already blown out every other part of his body - why start listening to doctors now. He is the living embodiment of that Treehouse of Horror episode where all Homer has to do to not lose his soul is NOT eat a doughnut.
Ah yes, the oldYou're probably thinking of this one right?
Here's the video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys
Basically this. When he's not in his wheelchair being pushed around by Tammy, or on his motorized scootypuff, Tammy shoves him around on that. Really the only use he gets out of it as a walker is so he can shove it around and lean on it when he wants to pretend he can walk.I think he just sits on it while Hammy wheels him around like a fridge on a furniture dolly.
I've tried seafood pizza a few times.I like tuna salad, but seafood salad just disgusts me no matter who makes it.
Another abhorrent concotion from Combining with Jack. Imagine the horrible mouthfeel with not-fully-frozen shrimp and dill stems. Really no flavor, just a hint of sea lost in an ocean of mayo. Look at the size of those onion pieces, everything is done half assed as usual. He didn't bother to drain that shrimp first, could have sautéed it to draw out more flavors but he can't spare the 2 minutes apparently
Do you really want to see the atrocities that Fatty would come up with if he were limited to a british grocery store?America broke from the British rule for this?
BLIMEYDo you really want to see the atrocities that Fatty would come up with if he were limited to a british grocery store?
But yes, it's America that keeps this salmonella homunculus alive.
Honestly, he's right, it's pretty painful for me to watch any of his videos because I just can't into him barely being able to breathe.
British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .Do you really want to see the atrocities that Fatty would come up with if he were limited to a british grocery store?
But yes, it's America that keeps this salmonella homunculus alive.
at least 25% of his recipes would be some combination of whatever and then HP sauce in a pot.British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .
He's definitely in his house in the one I'm thinking of.You're probably thinking of this one right?
Here's the video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GAETifKJ5ys
Funny how even in countries without the Constitution you can read that post.
That shot of him force smashing the burger into his face with the sauce dripping out will never not be funny.
And washed down with a can of lager.BLIMEY
IS COOKIN WITH JACK SHOW AND TODAY WE GUNNA HAVE A LAZY MAN RECIPE INNIT
WE OFF TO START WITH SOME BEANS AND 3LB OF SAUSAGE
Fucking jellied eels mate. That dish is an abomination.British groceries aren't the problem, they get the same staples as the rest of the west, the problem with British food is that they put whole ass fish in pies, bones and all. Stargazey pie is a culinary crime and I refuse to humor the claims of the bones not being obtrusive. Anchovy spines are too much for me. .