🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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After all the health problems and insecurities Ol' Jer has, I genuinely cannot understand why this fat retard didn't just take Ozempic. Even though he's poor now, his billions of medical problems means its probably a few bucks a month after copays so he would be saving hundreds a month if it just cut his food intake by 10%. He has zero shame so it cannot be due to being too proud to do it by cheating.

Is he literally just too retarded to take the "STOP BEING A FAT DISGUSTING RETARDED FAGGOT" drug?
 
LET'S FUCKING GO. JER'S KNEE IS RAPED!!!
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Jer acting like he hasn't heard this a million times and is surprised to hear this kind of criticism.
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The proceeds from his Funko Pop and retro video game collections won't be enough to cover the costs of surgery. Ol' Jer is gonna have to part ways with his prized rolex and car collections too. It's a tough scene. Recovery from surgery is tough for anyone, but the risk of complications increases exponentially for a guy that's as obese as he is. . Take care, Jer!
 
Oh, 100%, it's her sick fetish. Every time she screeches FAGGOT on any of her social media, she leans forward, bats her eyelashes flirtatiously, and holds the moment while she grins. She gets off to it, it's sick.

SHE LOVES FAGS! ITS AN OBSESSION! SHE TURNED TRAUMA INTO A SICK FETISH!


Speaking of Mel Mel, why is an entire generation of washed up youtubers obsessed with her? Jer, Tobuscus, Razorfist, I'm sure there's more. Whats the big fucking deal about Melonie Mac? I sort of remember her from back in the day, but she was never huge. I won't argue with anybody if they wanna say she was cute in her 20s or whatever, but she's fucking FORTY. She's WRINKLED, she looks old, and she's SCREECHING. What the fuck?

Go outside, there are hotter girls working at drive-thrus at this point.

In the end, you will find someone like Destiny and Tobuscus who will vow to fix her
 
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so guys this is my first drop for the welcome back Jer party.
A little bit of context this clips come from an old Balldo Don Cuckleone collab.
this was right after his swatting, which was karmic justice for his cringe and unhinged behaviour durnig the Dim's swatting.
it was a whinig and grifting stream done less than a week prior to the beard shaving stream.

1) the Swatting
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a)the alkie was shirtless beligerant and drunk when he was swatted
b) how many amazon packages do you get stupid consoomer?
c)he drunkenly belligerantly insults the cops, possible but i believe he was whining and pleading for his life whilst balling his eyes out.
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a)mishtresheshse
b) a fan of the Quartering, i don't believe you Chairemy
@BootyWarriorUkaUka if you are interested here is the clip, it was outrageously stupid, and totally true
 
Just when I thought I've heard it all, why would anyone even make a fanfiction based on this tub of lard is beyond me
The dim hotel room was lit only by the glow of the city skyline filtering through half-drawn curtains. After a long day of panels and late-night talks, Melonie Mac and Jeremy Hambly had slipped away from the convention crowd, the easy banter between them slowly giving way to something warmer, more charged.Jeremy closed the door behind them, his hand lingering on the knob for a moment as he looked at her. “You sure?” he asked quietly, voice low.Melonie nodded, stepping closer, her fingers brushing his chest. “Yeah. I’m sure.”

Their first kiss was tentative, a soft press of lips that deepened quickly as weeks of shared laughs and stolen glances finally ignited. Jeremy’s hands found her waist, pulling her gently against him. Melonie’s arms wrapped around his neck, her fingers threading through his hair as the kiss grew more urgent, breaths mingling in the quiet room.They moved toward the bed without breaking apart, clumsy in the best way—shoes kicked off, her jacket sliding to the floor. Jeremy’s touch was careful, reverent, tracing the curve of her back as he lowered her onto the sheets. Melonie pulled him down with her, heart racing at the solid warmth of his body over hers.Clothes stayed mostly in place, hands exploring over fabric rather than beneath it. Jeremy kissed along her jaw, then down to the sensitive spot just below her ear, drawing a soft sigh from her lips. “You feel incredible,” he murmured against her skin, voice rough with emotion.

Melonie arched into him, her hands gripping his shoulders as heat built between them. Their movements were slow and intense—hips pressing together in a rhythm that needed no words, bodies rocking in a dance of mutual want. Every touch sent sparks through her: his beard lightly grazing her neck, the strength in his arms as he held her close, the way he whispered her name like it mattered more than anything else in the world. She kissed him harder, pouring weeks of connection into it—the respect, the understanding, the spark that had grown from friendship into this. Jeremy responded in kind, his hands sliding down her sides, holding her as if afraid she might vanish. They didn’t rush.

The world outside the hotel door—the drama, the noise, the endless online storm—faded completely. There was only the two of them, tangled together, breathing each other in, chasing that shared peak with gasps and whispered encouragements. When the wave finally crested, Melonie clung to him, trembling as pleasure washed over her. Jeremy followed moments later, burying his face in her neck with a low groan, holding her tight through the aftershocks. They lay together afterward, foreheads pressed close, catching their breath. Jeremy brushed a strand of red hair from her face, smiling softly. “That was… worth every convention awkward bump.” Melonie laughed breathlessly, curling into his side. “Yeah. Definitely teaming up more often. ”The night settled around them, warm and content, two creators who had found something real in each other’s arms.

EDIT: My 15-second AI Jer fan-fic made me puke in my mouth a little.
 
Given that Jer's uploads are more or less on a schedule, you could explicitly target a short window
Boring technical stuff ahead;
This is what I try to do, but I use Github Actions to do it because it's simple and free. The reality is though that if you set it to run at any given time, it's probably going to run a few hours after that just because of service demand. Sometimes the run will get dropped completely.
I try and mitigate failed and delayed runs by offsetting the runs from the top of the hour, as, for example, 4:17pm is much less busy than 4:00pm.
I have 3 primary checks per day, and 3 back up checks in case the primary check fails but getting them to fire at precise times (for free) isn't as easy as it sounds.
Cheapest way would be to schedule it on my local machine; update would be fast but won't fire unless my PC is on.
How it is now though is good enough for our humble purposes, I feel.

3 projects full blast with a comfy amount of tokens left over- sometimes I just make shit just to use as much as I can
Exactly what I do. I rarely manage to hit any limits. Making shit using Claude has pretty much replaced gaming as a hobby for me.


NEW DATA

I've been collecting daily snapshots for 22 days now.

To give you an idea of how completely dead his entire back catalogue of videos is, if you only look at May 2026 and earlier, over the entire history of the 5 channels I track, near 13,000 long form videos, over those 22 days his entire back catalogue got 40k views.
rcnightmare and Unsleeved Media drew more views than the Jeremy Hambly channel.

Actually, rcnightmare is his best performing views per video channel by a long way.
"Organic" in this context means I have stripped out the views we know he has paid for.

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I'll find a place for this view on the site as I think it's interesting.

RCnightmare comeback on the cards!
Time to dust of the rc cars and film them racing around that dirt track, Jer..., oh...wait...never mind....
 
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So I have to................................................................................................... I have to, uh.................................................... Spend five thousand dollars to uh...................................................... *checks pulse* get an MRI for my torn Tobuscus.................................... I'm............................................... yeah..................................................... Doobie doobie dooooooooooooooooo............................... there's really no uh, there's really no news to cover............................. I'm in pain.
 
After all the health problems and insecurities Ol' Jer has, I genuinely cannot understand why this fat retard didn't just take Ozempic.
He prefers to be as fat and disgusting as possible. It's an integral part of his campaign to spread as much filth and corruption as possible.

How it is now though is good enough for our humble purposes, I feel.
You've done an outstanding job on that site. It is good enough for our humble purposes and more.
 
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