🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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I for one am looking forward to the MASSIVE weight gain we should expect to see. It's going to drop his already low daily step count of 400-500 paces to complete ZERO. It'll probably make him depressed, and when he's depressed he drinks and eats. It's a vicious cycle of massive weight gain.

CMON JER, HIT 500 POUNDS! HALF-TON MAN ARC, LETS GOOOOOO!!

I’ve noticed parallels between Jer and Boogie2988’s downfalls: fat soytubers with big zombie channels, algorithm turns on them, wives leaves them when they go broke, get their biggest critics banned (SamAndTolki sub/Casino clips channel), and finally downsize their life and accept being lolcows.

Boogie once made a cameo on UK show “Supersize vs Superskinny” as the cautionary tale, who tries to scare a fatty straight so they won’t be like him. Jer could be that next tale, a veritable “Ghost of Feltmas Future” of how you can go from millionaire YouTuber to broke and 500lbs. Get his own episode of My 600lb Life: ‘From Quartering to Quarterton’ that briefly revives his career.. call it a Dead Fat Bounce.
 
Did Jer need to go to the veterinarian for the MRI or did the fat fuck fit in one made for humans? 🤔
I remember Amberlyn Reid was over the weight limit for an MRI at some point. I think Jer is about 150 lighter than her (which is a horrifying though), so he might be ok. If he had to go to an animal MRI though than it is not out of the realm of possibility that he would have to use an MRI meant for... wait for it... a bull. Enter the MRI Bull.
 
Jer laughed at his dad for this photo, but at least Dennis didn't have to use a wheelchair until his mid 60s:

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Silver lining though, when Jer goes to buy CBC at Walmart by the end of the year, he can use handicap parking:

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How is Brad Cool, on his first stream ever, a better speaker than Jer, who's been streaming for a decade? This is the equivalent of a DSP dent being a better beggar than Phil. :stress:
TBF, it's not that hard. Jeremy is constantly out of breath every time he opens his mouth, almost like he's having a panic attack. The obvious stimulant use ain't helping either.

It's honest what I don't get about him because he's been speaking in front of a camera for more than a decade. Sure, it was typical through an edited video instead of a livestream, but it's not like it's public speaking in front of a crowd. Though that's exactly what it looks like.

Was he similar before the Internet turned on him, and the live chat became overwhelming negative? I have to imagine he was still nervous as fuck, but nowhere near as bad because the chat is just too much for him to handle. Either way, the obvious solution is to simply not read the chat. It's obviously not an ideal solution for a livestreamer, but it's honestly better than his current approach. Unfortunately for him, he can't do that for two reasons:

1) Since his livestream script is so poorly formatted, if not non-existent, he's reliant on chat to have any semblance of a livestream. Ofc, this could be resolved by actually creating an outline before the show, or avoiding negative comments at the very least even though that's notoriously difficult with now retarded his audience is compared to how sophisticated the alogs are.

2) He can't stop himself from reading commentary around him regardless. Doesn't matter if it's positive or negative. (Even though he really does seem to be attracted to and glom onto the negative stuff. It's almost like it's a fetish or something...) Nor does the platform matter. Obviously chat during a livestream is one thing, but the sped is actively scouring Xitter for any discourse about him. Sometimes from a variety of socks when he's "taking a breaks". (LOL)

#2 isn't just a huge reason he's found himself in this mess. It's not only the exact type of negative feedback loop that's highly prevalent to lolcows, but the type of shit that destroys your life. What's worse is, outside of outright ignoring people laughing at him (Note: I didn't write outright ignoring negative feedback because there is legitimate value there, IF his feeble brain could parse it correctly. Which he can't.), he's stuck because people laughing at you is inherent to his career.

Even more unfortunately for him, a career he's forced to desperately cling onto, to wring out what few sheckles he can, because he's dug himself in such a massive and inescapable financial hole. Being in that type of position means he can't pause, regroup, and plan a way forward because he's living paycheck-to-paycheck. A paycheck that's consistently getting smaller while bills either stay the same or increase, which I'm sure does wonders for the same anxiety that makes him a shitty livestreamer and content creator in the first place! It's so crazy how similar Jeremy is to DSP and Ralph. They all unironically have the same fundamental personality, behaviors, and instincts, but just with different variables and environments.
 
Jer laughed at his dad for this photo, but at least Dennis didn't have to use a wheelchair until his mid 60s:

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Didn't have children before his dad passed away, remained a manchild his whole life, and he didn't even go to his funeral, but here he is "roasting him" on social media. He was prasically presenting his father to an army of trolls that despises Jer and his entire lineage (even back in 2019 no one liked him.) I feel bad for Jer's dad for having to deal with such a worthless son. Spending the rest of eternity in hell would be too good for Jer.
 
"This MRI is sponsored by Wise Money Israel"

Now he knows how his viewers feel when they watch his shitty content with the unskippable baked in ads.
Alright Mr. Hambly, before we continue the examination, here's a reminder that you've got another week for 30% off blueberry cobbler-flavored tongue depressors! Go to healthcarebrandhealthcare.com and use code "adipositas". Remember, I only make a dollar per 10-pack of tongue depressors. So go grab one now!
 
You know they don't cook or clean, either of them, so what who does she DO all day?
I fixed it for you

How is Brad Cool, on his first stream ever, a better speaker than Jer, who's been streaming for a decade?
1. Jer brain is riddled with holes now from all his drinking.
2. Brad Cool is not new to the camera, he used to run a coupe of troll channels back in the day before he took a break for a couple of years. He was well enough known to be clipped but not big enough to have a devoted following. He obviously is an entertainer and if he keeps it up will slip right back into it only not have to "play a role" like he used to.

I feel bad for Jer's dad for having to deal with such a worthless son.
I don't. Obviously Jer was raised to have the beliefs and act the way he does by his feckless parents. His family has a drinking problem with some family being predators and others being con artist. Hell his parents forced teachers to give him great grades in school when he didn't deserve them. Don't feel bad for his rents when they created this monstrosity. It's honestly better that this geenepool is snipped now so we don't have any more Hambly's grifting their way through the world.
 
Melonie Mac got literally "who"d on Reddit:
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"Mel is a fake Christian"
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"Mel's bigotry is played out and cringe."
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"Mel's a FAKE HOMOPHOBE! POSER ALERT! POSER ALERT!"
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Imagine getting chud-checked by some of the most credulous leftists on the planet.

I guess her old demographic really was Redditors, now that I think about it.
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This is arguably the best way to hurt Melonie’s feelings. She craves the attention as she is addicted to it, so to quote Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson and go “who in the blue hell are you?” to her would wound her gravely.
Oh, 100%, it's her sick fetish. Every time she screeches FAGGOT on any of her social media, she leans forward, bats her eyelashes flirtatiously, and holds the moment while she grins. She gets off to it, it's sick.

SHE LOVES FAGS! ITS AN OBSESSION! SHE TURNED TRAUMA INTO A SICK FETISH!


Speaking of Mel Mel, why is an entire generation of washed up youtubers obsessed with her? Jer, Tobuscus, Razorfist, I'm sure there's more. Whats the big fucking deal about Melonie Mac? I sort of remember her from back in the day, but she was never huge. I won't argue with anybody if they wanna say she was cute in her 20s or whatever, but she's fucking FORTY. She's WRINKLED, she looks old, and she's SCREECHING. What the fuck?

Go outside, there are hotter girls working at drive-thrus at this point.
I think it’s because at one point they all wanted to fuck Melonie but because she’s only into the gay dick, they never stood a chance and any opportunity they have to shoot their shot they still take. And yes, she was never huge, though she was afforded many opportunities to be; if she had any drive and work ethic, she might very well have been as big as SSSniperWolf or Pokimane years before either of them came around. Instead, Melonie is just plain lazy. We will be waiting on her return gaming stream for months because she is quaking with fear (major cool points to the one that knows that reference) over what will happen in her chat. Speaking of: PPP is pretty spot on about Melonie at both the 44:52 and 52:31 marks.
Nah. That would be either Whatley aka @jacobtree66, the ex mod that crashed out and left her community, for a week, and lost his mod status after she announced her engagement to super faggot Juan OnDick, or Vitamin E aka @EricBrooks95
Mel Mac needs to look up what "vain" means and actually try to parse the sentence "Use the Lord's name in vain.". It has nothing to do with saying Jesus Christ!!! or Goddamn!!

Religion is vanity to her and the grifting crew.
It’s just another grift in a very long line of grifts. She’s basically moved on from Go Boom and is planning a keto themed cooking channel now, where she will show you how to make (cat)food just like this: IMG_7844.jpeg
Please ignore that this “meal” looks like something I once threw up.

And not to forget her loving non gay husband: IMG_7841.jpeg
I would ask “why the pride colors?” but we all know the answer why.
 
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