🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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LET'S FUCKING GO. JER'S KNEE IS RAPED!!!
Ham Ham is closer to an elderly woman than a middle aged man health-wise. Fat retard needs to start worrying about falls and factures because his bones, tendons, and ligaments are as load-bearing as folded toilet paper. Enjoy your injury fatty! I'm also enjoying a blown knee but because I'm not a 150 pound overweight, pill-popping drunk I've avoided major injury and just need rest and rehab

Don't neglect your health Kiwis. Being strong and a normal weight can turn what would have been a catastrophic injury into a major owie. Don't be a Hambly!
 
Do you think Melonie yells FAGGOT at Johnny while he gets assblasted by big black dick?

Oh, 100%, it's her sick fetish. Every time she screeches FAGGOT on any of her social media, she leans forward, bats her eyelashes flirtatiously, and holds the moment while she grins. She gets off to it, it's sick.

SHE LOVES FAGS! ITS AN OBSESSION! SHE TURNED TRAUMA INTO A SICK FETISH!


Speaking of Mel Mel, why is an entire generation of washed up youtubers obsessed with her? Jer, Tobuscus, Razorfist, I'm sure there's more. Whats the big fucking deal about Melonie Mac? I sort of remember her from back in the day, but she was never huge. I won't argue with anybody if they wanna say she was cute in her 20s or whatever, but she's fucking FORTY. She's WRINKLED, she looks old, and she's SCREECHING. What the fuck?

Go outside, there are hotter girls working at drive-thrus at this point.
 
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Oh yaaa the good meds are kicking in. Get a fireball in you Hambly
 
Was just watching Don Flurgundy broadcast, after Jer's incomprehensible babble mumble retardeese talking about Charlie Kirk, he mentioned being Red Cross Certified.
I found his certification from his personal email(THAT HE MADE PUBLIC HIMSELF, DON'T SPANK ME AGAIN JERSH, I'M NOT TOOCHING FECES)
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Pediatric CPR? Why do you need to resuscitate a bunch of little children??
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Anyone else hoping Jer getting this surgery leads to him getting addicted to opioids?

GETTING addicted? He's probably already popping tons of painkillers, I mean it could make it WORSE, sure. He's gonna be chugging alchohol, gatorade, energy drinks, zyns, xannys, opiods, uppers, downers, laughers and screamers in an epic fail cocktail which I'm sure will never end up reflected on the quality of content on his streams

I for one am looking forward to the MASSIVE weight gain we should expect to see. It's going to drop his already low daily step count of 400-500 paces to complete ZERO. It'll probably make him depressed, and when he's depressed he drinks and eats. It's a vicious cycle of massive weight gain.

CMON JER, HIT 500 POUNDS! HALF-TON MAN ARC, LETS GOOOOOO!!
 
Was just watching Don Flurgundy broadcast, after Jer's incomprehensible babble mumble retardeese talking about Charlie Kirk, he mentioned being Red Cross Certified.
I found his certification from his personal email(THAT HE MADE PUBLIC HIMSELF, DON'T SPANK ME AGAIN JERSH, I'M NOT TOOCHING FECES)
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Pediatric CPR? Why do you need to resuscitate a bunch of little children??
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Don't know about America, but in Australia adult and child CPR is taught in the same lesson.

I couldn't stand the crap he was carrying on about Candace Owens/Sean Ryan. Ranting about a 3rd party story of Charlie Kirk being treated after getting shot, thinking he was a trained medic just made him look stupid. If anybody actually watches the video.

I wonder if he's going to bring Sarah Fields as a cohost on a cheaper budget. He keeps talking about her like he wants to fuck her, and she's the only woman he still speaks to that was part of the Sydney Watson crew.

Speaking of Sydney Watson:

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And is that Count Dankula and Cuckeida at the White House to. Jer, I thought you tight with Trump? Why aren't you there
 
Don't know about America, but in Australia adult and child CPR is taught in the same lesson.

I couldn't stand the crap he was carrying on about Candace Owens/Sean Ryan. Ranting about a 3rd party story of Charlie Kirk being treated after getting shot, thinking he was a trained medic just made him look stupid. If anybody actually watches the video.

I wonder if he's going to bring Sarah Fields as a cohost on a cheaper budget. He keeps talking about her like he wants to fuck her, and she's the only woman he still speaks to that was part of the Sydney Watson crew.

Speaking of Sydney Watson:

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And is that Count Dankula and Cuckeida at the White House to. Jer, I thought you tight with Trump? Why aren't you there
Lmao, even the convicted felon Rackets was Invited. And Sydney Watson made it happen. hahahahah This is Jeremy's 10th 911.
 
He can't even do that well. I've heard arguments for racial segregation from white separatists that were (ironically) less racist than the stuff Jeremy is doing and made some good points. I personally didn't agree with them, but they definitely had a rationale behind them that was more than "Big Black man is scary."
Jer just wants to separate black men from his wife; it's not deeper than that. I think if he wasn't getting cucked, he'd not be racist. I think this is also the origin of him claiming he has two black dads, i.e. Heather calls the black bulls "daddy" (Jer's black fathers-in-law), and when she has two at the same time, it means they're at least a little gay, as in unaffected by the presence of another dick in the act.

You read something like "Anatomy of the State" by Murray Rothbard and maybe "Democracy the God That Failed" by Herman Hoppe. You are now better read than most of the libertarians/ancaps and many political commentators.
Same here, Jer just wants to separate his audience from their money, and libertarians are against scams and fraud. (Even if their solutions to enforcing that are idealistic.)

what the FUCK does Heather do all day? does she have a job of any sort? why is she such a cunt when she likely hasn't had to work in 10 years and has multiple planes? I get Jer is the worst fag ever, but he did at least provide her a comfortable lifestyle and should at least leave his fatass to his man cave, but she hounds him like a fucking revenant.
If Heather doesn't work, Jer is getting cucked financially, too. Some of the personal data aggregation sites list Heather M Hambly as being employed by "Carcross Company", for example:

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We know this info is at least partially correct, because she has a FAA Pilot license, and Heather McCarty is Jer's sister. However, I could not find a direct link between this company and Heather, and one issue is that the company is located in Massachusetts. Heather does however have a degree in marketing, she does arts and craft as a hobby, and Carcross Company has a division selling promotional items; ironically a lot of their top sellers are Pride related:

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But I also wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't work. When Jer posted about his power-washed-garage, it reminded me that the Tesla belongs to Heather and he famously posted a photo of her driving it with him in the back seat. So there may not be findom going on, but at least some form of dom:

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Tesla owner, vegetarian, atheist... funny how Jer is under attack by the Left when the Left has been inside his house all along.
 
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His knees are fine. This fst fuck invented some shit to let the heat go down. If he stop tweeting and doing his worthless show then im going to believe him. And laugh
Yeah, if he's only getting the MRI now, there's still a chance he doesn't actually need surgery. I assumed when he tweeted "it's bad" and needed "emergency surgery", that he had already gotten the MRI done, but that was foolish of me given that he always lies.
 
But I also wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't work. When he posted about his power-washed-garage, it reminded me that the Tesla belongs to Heather and Jer famously posted a photo of her driving it with him in the back seat. So there may not be findom going on, but at least some form of dom:
She has a chemistry degree and used to work in a lab but was laid off during COVID if I remember the lore correctly. I would assume the marketing related thing just got mixed up from Quartering's old marketing related shit. Free online databases like these are full of these kinds of errors. More recently Heather has given pilot tours to various skybulls and of course she volunteers at the glory hole in the back of Abler's Whiskey Corners in Menomonee Falls Wisconsin and she's also CPR trained like Jer and gives ass to mouth resuscitation lessons.
 
We did see him walk off screen on the Crimson Desert stream. Now he can't walk? He probably twisted the bitch moving machines from the arcade. I dunno
 
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Oh yaaa the good meds are kicking in. Get a fireball in you Hambly
Real brave with them shooters and the text being a filter so you don't have to listen to people mock you in real time eh Jer.

Can't wait for him to bravely delete this and run away like a - oh wait he can't run. He pulverized his knee. And he's too fat anyway.
Pediatric CPR? Why do you need to resuscitate a bunch of little children??
I'm actually surprised he has AED certification in the first place. Is there any particular reason why he does it? It's not like he cares about anyone but himself.
 
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