🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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This is the same guy by the way who banned a chatter from his channel for posting a link to a movie that had been released for free online and scolded his chat that if you enjoy something you need to support the creator. JEREMY YOU ARE ROBBING PEOPLE STRAIGHT UP FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND SCAMMING THEM OUT OF MONEY THEY WORKED FOR WITH YOUR NO EFFORT SLOP!
Its only ok when he steals from other people. No one else is allowed to steal.
 
Hey! It's been a while! I've been doing a lot of work on the Jeralyzer in the background, on top of expanding the cows it covers.

The most important thing is:
Most of TheQuartering stream archives from the cornbreadman archive have been Jeralyzed!
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Come peek through some streams which Jer would prefer be lost to time!
The rest should come in the next couple days, odysee downloads and transcriptions just take time.
I've been able to better automate the downloading process in a way that works with Odysee serving malformed audio and a new fun little bug I found where certain formats (all but the biggest, go figure) are just fuckin' cut off at 4 minutes of a 2+ hour stream.

Anyway, have fun! Oh, and if you're interested in the new sister sites you can see them from the footer (after scrolling way too much if you're searching, I should work on that)
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We now have the Anilyzer with Chibi Reviews and Nux Taku, as well as the Hasanalyzer and Rekietalyzer I made earlier. I'm totally rushing these out the door a bit early to beat the 4th. Even bigger changes are in the works!
 
Outside of the obvious hit to his ego, why the hell does he continue livestreaming? Or, at the very least, why doesn't he change the format so it's not every day?

It’s been speculated that Jer had a Rumble contract but the money is frozen, in order to free it up he’s obligated to stream a certain number of days or hours. It explains why he puts no effort into the streams, and just uses it as an excuse to double dip and record YouTube videos live. He even self-censors himself on Rumble just so he can cut the footage into vids easier, like a lazy nigger.

HE'S CRIPPLED!​

Also, even worse, if he's trashed his meniscus, he's gonna need a knee replacement in 10-15 years. Those REALLY suck.

If we’re being honest, Jer isn’t living another 10-15 years at this rate. He’s 45 and has been 300-400lbs most of his life, barely sleeps, doesn’t exercise, drinks energy drinks and takes Zyns daily and abuses pills and booze. That’s a cardiac event waiting to happen.
 
God damn it I really want to try Coffeebrandcoffee. Do you think Amazon will refund me if it's not FDA compliant labeling? I don't want to give Jeremy the money so I can write a review
Might be able to get a review accepted without actually buying any. Usually Amazon doesn't let me unless I buy the product, but it accepted a review I left on CBC. Not sure what I did differently to have it accepted without buying, but maybe it was because I rated it 2 stars, my review was pretty long and/or because I did it in between two legitimate reviews I made for products that I had actually bought (to muddy the waters).
 
God damn it I really want to try Coffeebrandcoffee. Do you think Amazon will refund me if it's not FDA compliant labeling? I don't want to give Jeremy the money so I can write a review
You'd have to get lucky with the jeet that gets assigned to your customer service request. The customer service chatbot won't do shit for you.

Don't know what you really expect to find out from doing this anyways. I bought the same coffee Dear Sneeder tried out on his Coffee video from a year ago. The taste was what you'd expect from a dark roast. You're not going to find anything especially revolting about it. It's just coffee produced by shitty people for an even shittier eceleb. Of all the weak links in that chain, the beans themselves are the least offensive.

Flavored coffees could be a different story, but are you really going to put that shit in your gullet to find out?
 
God damn it I really want to try Coffeebrandcoffee. Do you think Amazon will refund me if it's not FDA compliant labeling? I don't want to give Jeremy the money so I can write a review
Here's how you make your own Coffee Brand Coffee:

Buy the cheapest coffee available to you.

Mix random fruity vape juice and cheap perfume in a spray bottle and spray the coffee.

Let sit in a slightly open container on your porch or windowsill for 1-2 weeks.

Brew and "enjoy"

Now you have your own Coffee Brand Coffee!
 
Quartering casually flaunting his wealth again as he power washes his garage. This time we get to see the car collection. This dude has really been spending money like water. On top of everything pictured here he has a warehouse full of classic cars that he's paying some guy to store for him and who knows what else (pretty sure he's talked about owning ATVs and shit before too). Commenters noted the CyberTruck is not in the picture after he was talking about wanting to sell it last year after buying it and fully customizing it then never driving it. Turns out he already sold that, certainly at a huge loss because the resale of those things cratered immediately. All you had to do was not spend money like a complete child Jeremy and you would have been fine. Absolutely floored at the way this guy wastes money, just continued buying extremely expensive shit he never used then let it rot in his house until he's forced to sell it at a huge loss. Can't wait for this selling the mansion story arc. Generational cope incoming. He knows everyone is going to lose their shit the day that house hits the market so he's going to try to get in front of it by explaining how it's something he totally wants to do and not something he has to do the closer this gets to happening.
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Sold the CuckTruck.
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Playing stupid
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Another hint. Jer is well known for always buying the expensive premium version of everything. Example, when he went to AMFEST he balled out on the microphones and recording setup even though he's not a traveling streamer because he planned on using all that shit again at some point, then in classic Jer fashion never actually did. He bought the cheapest possible power washer because this is not something he ever plans to use again even though it would be the kind of thing you would plan on using again if you lived in his mansion. It's just a one time tool for cleaning the grime off the ground so he can sell the house. Very funny by the way he seemingly can't afford to pay someone to move his furniture and power wash his lot. It's so funny to me how backwards he has it. He pays people to do all the shit that should be a hobby he does himself, take care of his fish, build his RC track, etc, then he's blown out and can't afford to pay people to do the shit that needs to be done that he clearly shouldn't be doing by himself and predictably fucks his entire body up. Now he's going to have to suffer through expensive medical bills and procedures because he was pushing 40 arcade machines around his driveway instead of picking up 3 Mexican guys from Home Depot and giving them $200.

Telling that he hid a reply saying he was prepping the house bull for resale
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Says the guy who interviewed a Minecraft Youtuber then said there was no news this week and hasn't talked about the war in Iran or Supreme Court.
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Jer calling out some guy for deleting a tweet. Then he hid half the replies.
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These people are never going away Jer.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
The reports got fast-tracked by Bryan Dunn giving handjobs with his mouth to the Youtube jeets.

I took a break from this thread like a month ago so I'm a bit out of the loop, but has Tobuscus really fallen so hard he's collabing with Jer?
Tobuscus is schizomaxxing because nugget in a biscuit wasnt paying the bills anymore.
Jer calling out some guy for deleting a tweet. Then he hid half the replies.
It's funny how he cant even talk shit online anymore because everyone just calls him a CUCK :lol:
 
Tobuscus is schizomaxxing because nugget in a biscuit wasnt paying the bills anymore.
What's happened is that he started paying attention to politics in the last few years and lost his mind after he realized everyone was lying to him, so he's been watching every schizo conspiracy bullshit while high/drunk. Many such cases.
 
What's happened is that he started paying attention to politics in the last few years and lost his mind after he realized everyone was lying to him, so he's been watching every schizo conspiracy bullshit while high/drunk. Many such cases.
He saw his ex get married and have kids. The pickup game with Mel just gave "let's have kids together" vibes.
 
God damn it I really want to try Coffeebrandcoffee. Do you think Amazon will refund me if it's not FDA compliant labeling? I don't want to give Jeremy the money so I can write a review
One of the homies had her kids burn some boxes, and they accidentally burned a new lighting fixture still in the box. Amazon told her to box up what she could and send it back, and they sent her a brand new one to replace it.

They'll take back a half-bag of coffee, no doubt. If you have a grinder, get the beans. Pre-ground is bound to be a worse experience.

FWIW, CBC is fine. It's not something I would gift to someone, but if it was like $8-$10/12oz I would probably drink it exclusively. As it stands, I drink whatever whole beans are at Walmart for the cheapest. The flavored coffee has a "nose" of whatever flavor, but ultimately, still just tastes like coffee. It's not a BLUEBERRY EXPLOSION in your mouth or anything. Flavored coffee is a waste, unless it's like hazelnut or vanilla or something that actually goes with coffee.
 
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